SHIT or HIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:16, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In Swipeys case, BOTH!

( Peej, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Us buying a proper coffee machine for work - HIT
Being stuck on a VM course all next week - SHIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

CLIT

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

BANG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

AND THE YURT IS GONE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

oh man....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)

This sounds the highlight of the day. Will cake be involved?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

NOMMY CAYKE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Does a dance.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)

SHIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Fuck off.
My yurt dancing is positively commented upon.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Feeling fucking horrible all day - SHIT
Being at work - SHIT
Doing fuck all this week - SHIT
Not working on a Saturday for 5 weeks - HIT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Going to the pub now - HIT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Drunk.
Not hit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Lol gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)

fit Asian birds - HIT
Stibbins - HIT

The Yurtisms - SHIT
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

^TIT^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Fungus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

get fuckified

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I googled Stibbins
Appears to be someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh, whatever that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Dozer = SHIT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)

piss soaked, tear stained lonely suicide

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I am going for
HIT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I am going for a tom tit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

in Battered's case, yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

i had a great shit earlier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

An under-rated activity

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:51, Reply)

What IS this?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I have no idea
I just wanted people to post
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Well they've all left now BECAUSE OF YOU
I hope you are happy now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)

sorry everyone
*kicks stone with shoe*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

i'm still here for you cow
I just had nothing to say
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

That's useful on an internet messageboard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I think some people could learn from it though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Appreciate it boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I need to go on an adventure
or do something impressive/amazing, what can I do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Climb a mountain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

not my kind of thing
everyone does that shit

that and running marathons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Get a globe, spin it and point to a random country
Then go there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Isn't that how she ended up in Wales?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

no, that was shit a level results
and getting a job here (against all odds - I applied all over the country :( )
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

tempted by former eastern bloc countries
and more russia (I love russia so much)...but I don't know yet...or when. Would it really be an adventure, though?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Of course it would!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

It would be with a suitcase full of heroin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

now THIS sounds like fun
I need to spin the wheel of death penalty more often
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

South America has some good prison opportunities

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Living in a one room, bleak, concrete shit hole in a freezing cold country will certainly make you think!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

i wouldn't live there
I have guinea pigs to look after here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Are we still writing haikus?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

No.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

that has 7 syllabuls
so no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Pookie has question
Are we still writing haikus?
Computer says no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I've got a great one brewing for later
All it requires is an uninterrupted time slot and a decent read to qualify for my highlight of the day. It's going to be emotional.

I "hit myself" in the face with my MarioKart wheel this morning cos I'd just lapped Daddy again and Mummys got dibs on that 'cept when shes down the bingo and "Uncle" Jay comes around.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

alright reg

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

alright hoss

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

wha?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm looking forward to a good shit later

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I think the bewilderment was more down to the child abuse
Seems that's the world we live in, sadly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I know
you'd think he could afford an xbox or playstation
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:13, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I've actually been looking online for a snes or megadrive off the back of this
for me to use a few times then collect dust.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Super Mario World!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

I'm more Megadrive than SNES
Streets of Rage!! Golden Axe!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Mario kart does rule though.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I'm working through getting stars on each level now after getting golds for all the levels

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I've just got a couple of texts from the Royal Mail.
One to say they had a package to deliver the other to say they tried delivering it. I didn't even know they still existed I thought the other mob had taken over. Nice of them to text though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

they still exist
and certainly round here picking up a parcel is way less annoying than it was (especially compared some some other dickish companies who don't understand you have a job)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I've never had a text from them.
I'm rather impressed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I get undelivered stuff loads. Thankfully Im about 5 minutes from the sorting office.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Just had a text from the company
Wanting to know if I'd like to check their tracking. How kind.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I've been waiting ten days for a t-shirt from Amazon.
In that time I've had three pairs of shoes and new headphones I ordered after. The headphones came from China.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:37, Reply)

SHIT: being on Regulatory Reporting
HIT: just got back from the project meeting and it's "these 2 bits are the same as this existing thing with the serial numbers filed off names changed, and we don't have to do these other 3 complicated bits". Score!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

you realised london is shit yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Nah it's alright
it's just all the cunts who live there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

My daughter has just pissed all over my sofa.
She must be related to Stunned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Was she drunk?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

She's just like her Daddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I set them up...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

*knocks out of park*
You wanna come out for a pint? Boyce is aggravating for a beer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:37, Reply)

for a beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Made other plans now*. Thought you would be too pissed by 7?
* though these could be amended.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Tell him to come back to the internet!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Yes please.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Shit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)