Ok, so now i'm pissed off.
I'm sitting in Madrid Barajas Airport.
I was ontime for my fight, but my flight wasn't ontime for me. It's 4 hours delayed...

Oh and did i mention it's stupid o'clock?

Easyjet. I hate them.

Edit: How is everyone this fine morning
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 6:11, 152 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Is this as sad
As sending a christmas card to yourself?
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:17, Reply)

Sadder...
Haha!

I should go to bed.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:18, Reply)

@Kaol
hahha!
What the hell you still doing up?
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:20, Reply)

Insomnia
Woo.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:20, Reply)

Sounds fun.
Thankfully, i don't have that problem, in fact i hav the reverse :( I can't seem to ever wake up!
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:21, Reply)

It's a bit rubbish, but I've been busy
in the middle of a photoshop project, so it's not too bad.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:26, Reply)

Ooo
Anything b3ta worthy?
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:27, Reply)

Nah,
It's not funny or crude :p
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:29, Reply)

Well
How boring that is. What time do people usually wake up and cause troble here? I'm usually sleeping / comatozed
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:30, Reply)

9...
So you've got a good hour and a half still...
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:31, Reply)

I'm awake
not sure about the trouble causing though.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:36, Reply)

Oh!
Morning!
*grins*
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:37, Reply)

Good morning Monsieur Kaol
*double grins*
You ok lovely? ohh I mean ummm how are you this morning you knife wielding hooker killer?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:40, Reply)

Nah - there're a few early risers
'ning both you three

...and if you want an HSH sign in the title, just dump this in your post:

<IMG SRC="http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn407/clendrix/hsh.jpg">
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:41, Reply)

@Fireflier
Thanks! too lazy to find it out for myself, but now i know :)

'nin Wanderlust. That's also the name of my favourite song.

*sigh* I hate airports
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:48, Reply)

morning Axai.
How long's the flight delayed for then? Or would you rather not think about it?!

Edit: I just realised it says at the top of the thread...It's too early. My brain's not paying attention yet.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:52, Reply)

hah
Fecking airports. It's (thankfully) stayed at 4 hours. So i've just eaten my breakfast of .. wait for it...

* Croissant
* cheetos
* Cadbury Crunch (mmm)

So healthy!
I went to bed at 2am (spanish time) and woke up at 5am.

Oh, and the wireless t'internet here keeps dropping out!
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 7:57, Reply)

chocolate + croissant = good
cheetos + croissant = not so sure

cheetos + chocolate + croisant = a well balanced breakfast
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:01, Reply)

@wanderlust
I like the mathmatics there.
I must say i agree, the cheetos were fecking nasty. Nothing like good 'ol wotsits.

I wish i could've had a fryup though
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:04, Reply)

airport fry ups
are rubbish though!
You'll be better off with the cheetos.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:09, Reply)

Too true,
Although Ottawa A.I.M Cartier does a pretty mean beans on toast.

This is my last every trip to madrid! *sniff*
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:11, Reply)

Morning All
Why your last ever trip to Spain?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:12, Reply)

I don't like beans.
Where's Bert this morning? He'll save me from teh beanz!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:14, Reply)

'nin Ed
Last trip to spain becuase my girlfriends Visa expires september first, so i'll not have a reason to travel there anymore. We're both moving to India (god help me)is not actually religious

edit: you don't like beans! Are you not british!? ;)
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:14, Reply)

You're moving to India?!
Where abouts?
I love India. I want to go back so much!

I'm British yes. I just think beans are evil.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:18, Reply)

India
It'll most likely be Poona (Pune) although there is a possibility it'll be Bengluru. Both rock. Although india can be a tad smelly at times where have you been?

n.b The situation has just become much worse here at Barajas Airport. A family with 4 children have just shown up :(
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:23, Reply)

I worked in Pune for 4 and a half months
I love it there. It's not touristy which is ace.
Although there is the Osho Ashram which attracts all the hippies. Osho was a homophobic fucker though. Honestly, if they spent less time rolling around on the grass are more time listening to his teachings they'd realise that.
The German bakery near the ashram is lovely though!
Ah I'm so jealous! :(
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:30, Reply)

Morning all
I'm full of tireds today. How is everyone?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:35, Reply)

@Fireflier
I went to pune for 2 weeks, but didn't get the chance to look around. I did go to MG Road though.
I'm going to be located near the big IBM building (my company is in the one opposite).

Gat damn hippies.

Where's the german bakery,where i'm staying is not quite central, as it's quite a way away from MG road.

edit: Mornin becks
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:36, Reply)

can't really remember it's location.
ask around, people will know where it is!

MG road is amazing. There's some (or at least was) some pretty decents bars there.
I was there in 2004 though.

You should check out Lakshmi Road for shopping though, the market there is ace!

Just to make things clear, I have nothing against hippies and the ashram grounds are lovely. It's just very odd and you're not allowed to ask questions there. You just have to take what is said as gospel. I just don't believe that all gays should live in a seperate community and then there'll be no wars.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:43, Reply)

Wow
I think i'll go (if i can get in, is it a public thing?). It sound's like an experience, maybe one to teach me never to go again ;)

I'm going to attempt to pay a rikshaw driver to allow me to drive it hehehe
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Right, I'm done with what I was doing
I'm going to bed now, night.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:45, Reply)

You can go for a silent tour!
If you want to stay there/hang out you have to pay quite a bit. You also have to buy maroon robes to wear.

Get a drunk rickshaw driver...They'll let you drive for free!

and night Kaol and morning becky :)
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:47, Reply)

Hi and bye
lovelies, I'm off to work x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:50, Reply)

Drunk drivers
Never come across one of those, and not sure if i want to. I did see one dude with a big-ass beard though, that was rather cool!

Silent tour for me it is, paying money sucks just a bit, evven though everything there is dirt cheap ;)
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:51, Reply)

Axai
Gaz me if there's anything you want to know about the area. I'll do my best to help you out :)
I'm pretty sure no one else wants to hear my India ramblings. I could talk about that place for days!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 8:54, Reply)

Moanin' All
I do hope me biatches are fine, dandy and ready for service?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:25, Reply)

I don't know how your biatches are ethel
Why don't you go and ask them?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:31, Reply)

They are most probably
out on errands, or being insubordinate.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:32, Reply)

Is there anything more bothersome
Than insubordinate biatches?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:37, Reply)

Hmm
good question.

Not sure.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:39, Reply)

'Allo!
Morning folks!

I was really looking forward to seeing Hellboy II. But when you read a review that says:

"So, if I was offered a chance to see this film again, I'd cram as much cooked fish as I could into my mouth.
The fact that I'm powerfully allergic to it would mean that I'd spend the next hour and a half puking myself inside-out, instead of watching this pile of monkey-wank again."

has rather put me off.

Oh, and essex won last night. Woo!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:46, Reply)

Morning DiT
Kaol really does have a way with words!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:48, Reply)

^Doesn't he just!
*snuggles*

What? I'm cold. _{at least that's what I tell all the ladies...}
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:50, Reply)

If only
all reviews were as good as that!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:51, Reply)

I thought there was a touch of
Charlie Brooker about it.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 9:58, Reply)

I can has interview
Woo Yay!

How's everyone this fine morn?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:01, Reply)

^Hurrah!
Well done!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Good stuff Spakka
*grins*
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:03, Reply)

And the nice thing is
they only took one day to respond.

Apart from the football-related one from the other day, another company sent me a questionnaire and another one has told me that due to some unforseen project changes, they're not recruiting but will let me know when they're recruiting again.

The company I'm interviewing with is somewhere in rural Oxfordshire.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:10, Reply)

poor sickie al
It's just not been your week has it?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:17, Reply)

Morning!
One interview down, 1 to go.
How are you all this fine Wednesday? sparkly and happy I hope!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:19, Reply)

al
sorry to hear you're still so poorly - sounds grim.
*sends vibes of health*

Ning everyone else and well done Spak.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:19, Reply)

I was going to see
A friend I met in New Zealand tonight. But she had to cancel :(
Oh well, I'll still get to see her next week so all it's fine!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:24, Reply)

@al
Tonight, I will be not drinking as I feel a bit shit today after yesterdays transgressions and am very grouchy in the job. On the work vs. being home lonely every day issue; I could definitely cope with the loneliness. Work is stupid.

EDIT: Hope you get well, lad.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:24, Reply)

That's shit, Al, and I'm sorry to hear it.
Tonight, I shall be mostly playing Burnout Paradise online, because I am a geek.

How'd the interview go, LvP?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:26, Reply)

YoYoYoAl
The interview this morning was for the italian department of an advertising agency and in my opinion it went a bit too well to have actually gone well. But I'm waiting to hear the feedback from my recruitment laydee.
And this afternoon I have a group interview for some market research role. Whoop whoop, finally getting interviews!
As for tonight, no idea. mr v p is going to see a friend in fulham and we only have one set of keys so I might sit in a pub until he's finished.
Can anybody recommend a good pub or thing to do for a fair young maiden in the city of London of an evening?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Morning All
I spent about 5 hours last night watching adverts from the 70s and 80s on youtube.

Where can I buy Look In these days!


@DiT Might see you there at Paradise City. Well Mr Liveinabin anyway.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Ning LVP & C & BM
Tonight will either be spent working on my project, watching DVDs or going on b3ta. And also having some sort of pasta-based meal.

@wanderlust:
Do go on with your India ramblings. India's one of those places I'd like to visit but may never get the chance to go to.

@al:
Your sickness seems to be lasting forever. Hope you get better enough to make it to Sweden. Missing a trip due to sickness is a bummer.

EDIT: Ning Mrs. L
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:32, Reply)

eep
got in an hour and a half ago. Was supposed to start at 7. Today is a very bad day...
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:34, Reply)

Thanks!
I will have a look into these options. I would gatecrash mr VPs drinks with a friend but I'm not a fan of the friend and it's a way to go to pretend to care! So I shall investimagate London a bit.
Poor al - being ill is the crappiest thing. you have my sympathy.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:36, Reply)

Ning WK
@Mrs L:
Did you by any chance see the catfood advert from ca. 1981 where a cat does a backflip?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:38, Reply)

@Spakka
No, sadly I did not. It was most odd, I didn't remember many of the ads.
There is a fantastic archive of them on youtube though. Hours of fun!

www.youtube.com/user/col2006ie
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Tonight I shall be attending a documentary screening
called 'A View From A Grain Of Sand' - the last 30 years of Afghanistan's history told as seen through the eyes of three different women.

I am so glad I was able to say that, and perhaps look rather intellectual and aware, rather than say I was sloping off to the pub.
However, it is likely that halfway through he screening, I will indeed wish I was at the pub..
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Hello one and all
I'm currently mulling over a bagel thinking about how to complete a document for a meeting this afternoon. what joys.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:44, Reply)

@spakka
Honestly, don't get me started on India.
a) I will be here for days.
b) I miss it a lot so i'll get all wanderlusty.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:50, Reply)

@al
use an empty king sized pot noodle. You can never fill the whole cup.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:56, Reply)

@ Al
Grin like a drunkard, and do as such. The consequences you can put off til you start itching
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Al...
Pop some joggers on, wrap elastic bands around your ankles and Hey Presto! Instant Incontinence Pants!

This announcement brought to you by DiT Pharmaceuticals, Ltd.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 10:59, Reply)

.
@Mrs L:
That's a lot of adverts. Doubt I'll ever look at them but am curious to see if they've got that advert for baby-food I saw in the summer of 1986 where a baby escaped from it's playpen by bending the bars. There's another advert from the summer of '86 I'd like to see again but cannot for the life of me remember what it was for. British adverts from the 1980s take me back to a kinder and gentler age before the advent of mass in-yer-face commercialism (either that or it's just some childhood nostalgia).

@clendrix
That does seem intriguing, but even so, I'd also head straight off to the pub afterwards were I to see that.

@ethelred: Let the bagel do the thinking for you.

@wl re India:
I'll just pretend I'm a human waterfall and leave it at that.

@al:
One word: Hosepipe.

EDIT: @wl: You'd be suprised at just how inadequate a king sized pot noodle cup is in these matters.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:04, Reply)

@ Al
Forgot to mention it would only work on leather.

@ Spakka

Hmm, bagel thinking, now theres a half baked idea.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:04, Reply)

@Ethelred
If it's one of those meetings where you get to play Bullshit Bingo, you'd be better off letting the bagel do your thinking and saving your brain for better things.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Oi baz
how's that hangover going?
Stop dribbling into your keyboard.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:08, Reply)

@ spakka
Unfortunately, I'm the one with the buzzwords today, so I'm having to blurt out the BS.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:10, Reply)

aaaarg
So much for the instant feedback from my interview, I've still not had a phonecall!
I know I'm being impatient but I am so desperate to know.
Grrr.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:14, Reply)

^Get on to your recruitment consultant
If they want their comission, they're gonna have to work for it. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:22, Reply)

DiT
She's the one I'm waiting for the call from!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25, Reply)

DiT
Are you still coming out with us on Friday night?
Or are you busy/likely to forget?
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:30, Reply)

^Oh, I see.
I suggest you cunt her in the fuck.

IN OTHER NEWS:

I need help, B3tans! I'm off, as you may know, to Vegas in October for a friends birthday. It has been decided that we do some t-shirts. For this t-shirt, I will need to make the wording look like the 'Snakes on a Plane' artwork.

Does anyone know what font this is, or where I can download something similar, or how I can make something like it in Word or Powerpoint?

Assistance greatly appreciated! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:30, Reply)

@DiT
Found

www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/forum/viewthread.php?threadid=47719

If you don't have this font I have and can send it over.

I'm off to Cambridge. Anyone want anything?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:36, Reply)

@DIT
There's a font called 'Adventure'. If you gaz me your e-mail address, I can send it to you.

EDIT: Mrs. L's answer is much better. I'll probably be finding that site useful myself at some time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Mrs. L
Could you bring back some knowledge?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:40, Reply)

TTFN
see you all later.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:46, Reply)

You lot
FTW! :)

Cheers MrsL, Spak!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Bye Mrs. Bin
In the meantime, the weather forecast has indicated that the wind will reverse direction sometime this afternoon, so I'm off for a wind-assisted bikeride. See ya laters.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:56, Reply)

It's all gone a bit quiet
Anyone about?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:28, Reply)

Yes!
Still here!
How are you today, wanderlust?
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:31, Reply)

yup
mainly lurking... was so late today, i'm in the bad books. have to maintain the facade of work =(
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:32, Reply)

I'm fine clendrix
Shattered though.
I haven't been sleeping at all well this week.

I need to make sure I'm well rested for Friday!

How are you my lovely?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Hmmm
also not sleeping all that well! Have been feeling a bit ropey the last couple of days, but am determined to be bright and sparkly on Friday!

Should get some work done...sigh...
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:45, Reply)

I've had hardly any work to do today
It's been a bit boring, but it means I've been able to nearly finish something special for one lucky b3tard.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:50, Reply)

aw, you shouldnt have!
Give it to me!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:02, Reply)

I'm back
from my lunchtime trek, about to tuck into my chicken in peppercorn sauce :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:05, Reply)

I am so excited about Friday
that I might go to the pub NOW and just wait there.

baz: can't make the Irish Bash! :(
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:06, Reply)

ancrenne
steal a horse and gallop all the way here
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:08, Reply)

At the risk of soundiong stupid:
Where is Friday's bash taking place?

NOON ANCRENNE! Great news!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:10, Reply)

DiT
As far as I know, it's in Finsbury park if it's nice (which it probably won't be) and then The Old Dairy pub.

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/18/1800/Old_Dairy/Finsbury_Park
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:22, Reply)

Am I?
Really?

*dances* I'm all happy now!

I will be there on Friday! Now - for definite!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:26, Reply)

DiT
You better mean that. I don't think I could handle the disappointment a second time...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:40, Reply)

I won't believe the appearance of DiT
until I'm giving him a hug!
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Of course I mean it!
I wouldn't want to let you down! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:51, Reply)

I ate too much cheese at lunch
my tummy hurts now :(
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:01, Reply)

wanderlust
define 'too much cheese'
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Too much cheese is an anathema to me.
*luuuuuurves cheese*


Edit - btw...I'm not happy with all these mini bashes your all having. You'll turn up to the big bash all blase and ....'God! are we here again' and the rest of us will be all excited and giggly : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:04, Reply)

I'll be excited and giggly when *you* get there, BGB
You're like QOTW royalty!!!1one!!eleven!!

EDIT: Too. Much. Cheese. All words, but words I have never seen together in a sentence before. Interesting concept.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:16, Reply)

clendrix
I haven't had any cheese in a while, I had a cheese sandwich and now I feel a little sick.
It was worth it though. Cheese FTW!!!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Cheese
is fucking great.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Cheese, Alan Rickman....
I think I've found a kindred spirit!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:20, Reply)

wanderlust
all these things we didn't know last time we met...roll on Friday.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:25, Reply)

Aw fanks DiT.
*blushes*


Omg! Alan Rickman......I would.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:26, Reply)

I want Alan Rickman
to feed me cheese!
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:32, Reply)

I can beat that wanderlust.
I want Alan Rickman to have sex with me while dressed as a piece of cheese.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:35, Reply)

BGB
Would the cheese suit he was wearing be edible?
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:39, Reply)

I want to have sex with cheese
while Alan Rickman watches.






Erm...
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:40, Reply)

@Clendrix
You win!
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:43, Reply)

All this talk of cheese and Alan Rickman
has left me all wobbly.

Time for a cup of tea and a calm down me thinks.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:54, Reply)

afternoon all
I didn't go to Cambridge in the end so no punts or knowledge for anyone I'm afraid.

I did go into town and I saw a jellyfish.

Tell me more about Alan Rickman and cheese.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:07, Reply)

there are jellyfish in towns these days?
god help us all!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:13, Reply)

The jellyfish
was in the water.
Not up the shops buying a tent in Millets or anything.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Alan Rickman Factoid!
The video release of Robin Hood: Prince of theives is not the same as the cinema release.

The reason? Legend has it that Kevin Costner felt that his performance was so overshadowed by Alan Rickman in the final cut, that he had it re-edited so he's in it slightly less.

That is how good Alan Rickman is.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Now I fear my life will never be complete
until I have seen a jellyfish shopping for a tent in millets.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Do you think
the chances of that are high?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Alan Rickman is God......FACT!
And cheese is the food of the Gods.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Probably not,
but I can dream, I can dream.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah, that's right.
Make an orderly line.
I'm back.

*puts sunglasses on*
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)

Int. DAY.
Mr. Jellyfish enters MILLETS.

MR JELLYFISH: Ho there, shopkeep, I should like to buy a tent, please.

SHOPKEEP: WHUAAAAH! (SHOPKEEP runs away, waving his arms in the air)

MR JELLYFISH: (Saddended) Why does that always happen? (MR. JELLYFISH removes his wallet from his pocket, extracts £50, and places it on the side. He squirts ink from his ink bladder on to the desk, writing "In payment for the tent", and picks up a 2 man Eurohike. He leaves the shop).

MR JELLYFISH (from outside): TAXI!

We hear the sound of tyres screeching, and a crash.

MR JELLYFISH (from outside): Bugger.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:30, Reply)

*commissions DiT to make him a comedy sketch show*
can't be worse than the foul putrescence that they call comedy that is on these days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:34, Reply)

^Oh, how I wish you worked for the BBC...
*prays you do*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:35, Reply)

As awesome as that was
Jellyfish don't have an ink bladder :(
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:35, Reply)

DiT
if only I did work for the BBC, then there'd be nothing on except top gear and that agent provocateur advert with kylie and the mechanical bull.

jellysquid: half jellyfish, half squid, all weapon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:37, Reply)

I went waterskiing
and the jellyfish were as wide and long as dustbins. Very grim. Kept falling off and getting hysterical.

Don't like jellyfish.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:38, Reply)

@clendrix
You hysterical......surely not.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:39, Reply)

*frowns*
cannot tell if that's sarcastic or not
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Don't you oppress me, Kaol.
There might be a type of jellyfish that does have an ink bladder that hasn't been discovered yet.

_{OK, I'm sorry that my sketch wasn't bologically accurate.}

@Vipros - I bloody love that advert!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:47, Reply)

@Clendrix
I don't know you well enough to be sarcastic about you yet : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:48, Reply)

al
*hugs*
*soothes*
*feeds icecream*

Edit: BGB, in that case, will disclose that am not given to hysteria often, but being in deep ocean surrounded by huge jellyfish while ski-boat speeds away will do it.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:49, Reply)

@Al
Oh dear!


Now sit down and take the weight of your slingbacks and tell auntie Blouse all about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:50, Reply)

Dear concerned
I would go with the big oak tree in the park. It would be very romantic.....the sound of the rustling leaves above you as he grunts like a demented gorilla while thrusting maniacally and the feel of the breeze on your lady bits is quite pleasant.

And yes, let him come on your face....tis good for the complexion.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

@al
That sounds similar to how a friend of mine lost their virginity.

The tree bit, not the MaccyD's bit.

It wasn't me though. (It actually, really wasn't)
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Sounds better than
in his room while his mum was at the supermarket. The dog was watching, very off putting
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:10, Reply)

@ Mrs Liveinabin
I must admit, thinking about his mum buying groceries would have put me off too.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:12, Reply)

I can't remember too much of mine
but it was good, which is nice

the powers of gin!

it was at uni (I was a late bloomer), so no problem with finding somewhere for the magic to happen

we broke her bed and a shelf :-D

edit: woo, time to stop working! I love working from home!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:21, Reply)

^Animal!
I cut my head open on a radiator during my first time.

The kitchen radiator.

Classy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:22, Reply)

*enters*
*fixes spelling of 'enters'*

Afternoon all. How are we this fine, rainy day?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:29, Reply)

I've just been to the BBC site to see the news etc
only to find it thinks I'm not in the UK. So I had a look to see what crap is being sold to the yanks.
Some good stuff, but I was interested to see that they are selling Primevil. Now not only is it shit but it's ITV!

However I have had some fun with the English American dictionary.

www.bbcamerica.com/content/141/dictionary.jsp

Twat: Female genitalia, usage - Bugger Off you twat.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Fanny:
Female genitalia. Not the bottom. Saying 'fanny pack' will make British people snigger.

Also: It's Al-yoo-min-i-um. Not Aloominum. (I know that the yanks have this one right, but still...)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Swears
There are ten insulting words in england, but none in wales. According to the anglo american dictionary the welsh are dead nice! :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:50, Reply)

I love the disclaimer
at the bottom which says something along the line of:
if you look up swears then you are likely to read swears, don't look up swears if you get upset easily.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:53, Reply)