BBC News website headline: "Tom Daley in relationship with man". Because they would have attached the same importance to "in relationship with woman".
When was the last time you encountered massive homophobia?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:56, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

lol gay
Labour is to warn the PM not to compete with China in a "race to the bottom".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

You are supposed to put the link in, you massive gay queer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

double negative, innit
oh shit I said being gay is negative, that's probably offensive in itself
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Now look here, I don't care about an obvious bummer telling people he's a bummer
What I do care about however, is the inclusion of a link to the BBC story at the start of a thread if you are trying to uphold the traditional 'BBC news mid-morning thread' thread format, YOU LAMENTABLE OAF.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Better?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)

*sigh*
no.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

FFS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-25183041
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

he's still dating girls though so he's not a proper bummer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

The headline on the front page is better, though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

About the Glasgow helicopter crash?
You SICKO!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Gay interest tho, weren't it a gay bar?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Don't think so.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Typical media cover-up of institutional hate crimes.
They've already suppressed the fact that the helicopter was unmanned and packed with explosives.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Obvious gay is obvious.
and still trying to say he likes women.

How was the weekend B3tans? Usual hum dum of life? Yeah, me too.
Sorted my Christmas do outfit and I is gonna look dapper.

Shame about that Fast and The Furious guy, eh?
I thought he was in Starship Troopers, so made a "hilarious" pun only to find out he wasnt in Starship Troopers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond baked a delicious chocolate cake as a test run for Christmas.
Which was nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

He should change his name to Tom Gayley.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Hom Gayley

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Bum Daily

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Well presumably that's what his boyfriend does.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I hope his name is Harry, it'll lead to some lolarious tabloid front pages.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Hairy Harry Bums Daley.
Pics inside.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Bummers are deaf.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

What?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Y'kner - bummers are deaf.
I don't bloody kner - ask Geoff - 'ee's the one what said it!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

YOU KNOW IVE GOT THIS GUN

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I WON THE MUMS!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Pardon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Dirty little queer.
And I thought that the Summer of '12 was special to him!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)

That 'pike' position probably comes in handy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Summer of 69 more like

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Letting his father down even more :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

You should twitter that at him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

He'll flounce off in the same direction as H.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

H is the one from the Lost Prophets, yeah?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

lol, Dave
i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2856793.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Ian-H-Watkins-MAIN-2856793.jpg
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Straight down the nonce wing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Tangles would love a Twitter* with Tom.
*dirty bumsex session.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

One of us is doing social media wrong here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Anyone on twitter is doing it wrong.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*retweets*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

You just can't tell these days.
I remember the proper bummers like John Inman and that Grayson chap.
"I'm free" and that.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

The boy wonder was gay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

John Inman.
John, in man.

Eh? Eh?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Are you joking?
He is gayer than George Michael fucking Elton John.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I've never encountered any homophobia, massive or otherwise, on account of not being a bender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

^ lesbian

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I though you were bent, on account of you adopting the look and lifestyle choices of an uphill gardener.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Plus his hobby of ferreting for chutney.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Are you suggesting that is not mud under my fingernails?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Have you encountered any prejudice on account of you being a bit of an arse?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I prejudiced YM last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Which bit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

The gay bit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Technically, a Gladiatrix.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Perhaps I'm just stupid
But why don't the BBC close there quotation marks on that article. They just open new ones.
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

"Of course he still fancies girls.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I just hope the gay comunity are welcoming to him agmonst their ranks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

your such an inspiration, omg your soo brave and you sure will still have us with you on your journey.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

please i don't want to be hated I'm just sorry you didn't win i was rooting for you pal to do britain all proud just so upset

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)

He's not gay, you realise that, right? He's not in a "gay relationship." He's in a relationship with another man but when it comes to his sexuality he's bisexual.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Mate DW what any one thinks...aslong as your happy! Good luck bro..
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Good timing eh? All sensational publicity for his new TV series "Splash" starting in January!??
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Hockney was gay too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)

'Is', even
Didn't realise he was still breathing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

See? Smoking doesn't kill people at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Obv hasn't had enough fags between his lips

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Afternoon off-topic
I discovered that the reason London Midland trains are half the price of Virgin for heading back to Birmingham is not just because they stop at every little station on the way but also because they're shit.

And a whole bunch of obese orange women got on at Coventry, obviously off for a "wicked night out in the big city". Ugh.

But then I got to my mates and had an excellent time. And a Virgin train on the way back so no riff-raff.

I attach no importance to anything Tom Daley does in any way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Virgin have less riff raff but are equally unreliable in my experience.
And their good deals are harder and harder to find.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Hello.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Hi, welcome to off topic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Hi, how can I help?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Good afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Very polite responses there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Arse kissing faggots.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

^used to have a right laugh on here^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

NEVAAAH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

^Used to be a right laugh on here^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I expected to be called a cunt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Textbook.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Get fucked

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

What else did you expect?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Oh, OK. Which one are you then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

haha yeah
yeah gays hahahahahahahaa

haha

yeah
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Homophobe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Homosexual.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Homogenous.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Homoecious

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

homunculus

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Homoerectus

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Is it time to talk about lunch yet?
I'm going to get a burger what do you think of that?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2158848
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I think you are not new

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Where are you getting a burger from 2BT?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Work canteen.
It'll be a posh one with an egg on it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Don't care.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

£30 for a 3.9 miles taxi ride in fucking Cornwall, robbing cunts.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Why so pricey?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)

4.55 am
I have to be in London before 11am so need to catch an early train and the earliest one leaves 3.9 miles from my house.
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

So at five to five in the morning Cornish cabs are more expensive.
That seems a bit Tom Daley.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Its sposed to be double at antisocial hours
but £15 for 4 miles still seems a lot
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Someone has taken you for a RIGHT MUG.
They should be grateful for the business.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Not me, work. They have booked it for me
I just think its a rip off. I don't have to pay it thankfully.
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

You should have walked it.
Save the tax payer a few quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I am the tax payer in Cornwall

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)

That's a rediuclous price, and doubled it's even more so.
I susspect they're they only firm in the area so can do what they want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Put it on expenses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

It is mate,

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Good. More money to spend on beer in London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I have enough for half a pint of water

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Not if you want ice in it, that'll cost extra.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Water with ice? What's that? Some fancy London cocktail.

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Make sure the ice is fresh.
None of that frozen stuff.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

23 MUTHA RAPIN' SLEEPYWEEPIES TIL CHRISSYWISSYMEGAHOLLYPOPSDOODAHMAS YESSSSSS!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

you're shit at this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

NO YOUNzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I know, I thought I'd try though
I just don't *feel* Christmassy, you know?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

The adverts don't encourage you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Nothing encourages me, I can't even be bothered getting lunch today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*feels*
Nope, you're right. You don't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I hope you wore marigolds

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No I wore my own

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:02, Reply)

You're a shit teenager.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Don't listen to the haters Tom
It's very courageous to admit you're a nonce who also fancies "girls" You're 19 Tom most of us had moved on to Women by then but I guess this proves what I have said all along. All homosexuals are paedos .
( Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)