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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Doctor waiting rooms. Lovely places first thing. I'm getting rundown second hand of someone's medical stuff.
How's your start to the day going?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:19, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Coughing and late
NOT good :(

Why you at dr? Did your cock fall off?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Pregnant^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:24, Reply)
What cock?
Nah, just need prescription review. Apparently the woman near me has had something burst. She's been telling someone on the phone about it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Oddly, I'm waiting to see a doctor who will likely take some blood.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:23, Reply)
^ HIV ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:25, Reply)
pretty certain, yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:26, Reply)
So you're HIV positive.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:27, Reply)
no, you are.
No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Shame.
I had a dead funny come back lined up too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)
There's no coming back from AIDS Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Maybe Sir Bob and Midge Ure will do a fundraiser for me.
Band AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Make sure you an hear all the music properly
with hearing AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)
You missed the obvious 'N' strike through.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Aw man!
I am half asleep though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:43, Reply)
This means nothing to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)
If he wants a sound opinion I'm saying yeah as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:27, Reply)
As a former Doctor, and this would need official confirmation, it looks like 'classic' AIDS to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Ask Google.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Technically, an Aidser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I woke myself up last night by punching myself in the face

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Giving the Doris the night off, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:24, Reply)
trainingcourselol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Late for work :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:24, Reply)
there's a fit Jap bird across the aisle on the train, so yer, not bad start.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Can you see her sideways fanny?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Started work at 5am so I can finish early enough to spend some time with my daughter later.
I then have to go to Luton this evening. Today will be a long day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Something Something Lorraine Chase.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Ooh eee ooh.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:36, Reply)
now I have a Mos Def earworm
When are you in York? We need to deliberately avoid each other.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Next month some time.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Worse than that, I am staying the night in Luton. Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Don't worry about it mate, it's not that far removed from kilburn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Less Irish, more smelly food munchers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Either way you're gonna get blown up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I hope it's not AIDs





I hope it is cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)
I've already had aids.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:36, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Distinctly average
I've got a fuckton of work to do today.

Also I'm bored of the short days now, getting up in the dark is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Everyday is a short day for Battered

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Dwarf lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Truly they are a blessed race spreading Lols wherever they go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Technically is he a dwarf or a midget?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)
He's a Red Dwarf. The smegger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I guess the alcoholism has turned his hooter red

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)
As a doctor I believe this is known as Rudolphitis.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Run. Meeting. B3ta.
'Twas ever thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Not great
Got fucking hammered last night, and overslept. Was 10 minutes late to work.

However, Madness came on in the taxi, and the driver and I sang along, so that was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)
You're an embarrassment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:11, Reply)
On a Grey Day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Bless you two.
It must be love
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Not in Our House.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Yeah, that would probably be a step beyond.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Don't get yourself worked up
Don't want a Cardiac Arrest, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Taxis to work? Sounds like paying off your GINORMOUS debts is going weel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Are you channelling Rory this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

this is a euphemism right...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I'm only trying to help him Beth
I'm guessing he falls in the part of the population that Boris was talking about the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Sorted that a few months back, thought I'd said that?
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I'll be taking mr b3th to a doctor's appointment in a couple of hours, so I'll get to enjoy the beauty of the waiting room then.
Other than that, my morning is as slow as Nakers on a giant tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Have you worn out the battery on his pacemaker?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Has your missus worn out the battery on her rampant rabbit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)
No. Her arse broke before that could happen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Nah its run on a diesel genny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)
It's got a kick starter, 4 forward gears and 2 reverse gears.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Morning
Left the flat just a bit too late to catch the "a bit late" tube so walked to work instead. Nice and refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:26, Reply)
nu fred, wank buckets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Day off today
I'm baking a cake in honour of sporto's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

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