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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A local entrepreneur is flogging sets of Stone Roses garden gnomez at 80 quid a pop. He's doi g quite well
Who would you do gnomez of and why?
Alt. Entrepreneurial non gnomez suggestions please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:54, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Get a fax machine and hook it up to an expensive 0898 number.
'Phone 'round companies asking them to fax you details of their offers.

6. Profit!*



* May require 1985 or earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Selling icons on a website seems to work.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
1p ghost lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)
neil you g

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
It's so lifelike!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
It took this many posts to get here? Shame.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I wouldn't, because shit.
This ent Dragon's Den and I ent tellin you NONE of my ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Alt: Be foreign and move here under the pretense of 'asylum'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)
THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)
oy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)
and take are jobs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I'm glad we our in agreement

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)
me to

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)
This is a shit idea
Gnomes are shit
This thread is shit and so is your face
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Alright mate don't cry, there'll be a better thread one day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Are you guaranteeing that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
U OK HUN? x

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Cant talk hear ill inbox u xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Bless.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
claim housing benefit then swan off on holiday to Ibiza
Priorities.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
yeah
You couldn't afford the rent on your Housing Association 'studio flat' yet could go off on holiday to Spain.

Like I said- priorities.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I didn't claim while I was on my already pre-booked holiday.
Redundancy is a cunt. You have a lot in common.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I was out of work for a few months following redundancy
It ent fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I bet a holiday to Ibiza would have really brightened things up!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)
not really
I had 20K redundancy cash to keep me going xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)
gnomeo and juliet was surprisingly amusing
although we did feel like paedos, going without children.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)
so you and Battered are an item now?
Unsurprisingly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
She's working her way through all of you.
You'll get your turn sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I don't do fat chicks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)

fat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
well, really it's that chicks don't do him
hence the hamster substitute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)
LEAVE GRACE ALONE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
GRACE FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)
totes cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
If only you'd follow this advice yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)
ahahahaha
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
It's a good job some people aren't so choosy
or I'd never have got married.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
That's because you are a paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I DON'T DO YOUNGER MEN

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
-_-

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)
My next one's going to be a toyboy.
I'm bored of older men now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)
You getting some Ricin for Christmas for your old fella?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Chris Rea's ill advised Georgi Markov tribute singlezzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Attagirl

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Of course, by the time I'm single again
that will pretty much encompass 'every man in the world'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

that I
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I plan on working my way through a few of them.
Hip replacement be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)
What the hell is a Stone Roses gnome?
Are they easy to Manni-facture?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Mani

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I did think that originally
but at least you knew who I meant.
I like him. He was quite entertaining the couple of times he was on Buzzcocks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I wish he'd stayed with Primal Scream
He was with them for longer than he was in the Roses. Joined the Scream just in time for their best run of albums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)
*gets rocks off*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)
*kills hippies*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Primal Scream should've stopped after their eponymous second album.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)
nah, Vanishing Point and XTRMNTR are excellent.
They are a very patchy band though. Hence utter shit like Country Girl and Beautiful Future.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)
The lead singer is a MECHACUNT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)
he's a pretty good frontman
Not the best of singers though, but that's never really been an issue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I hate him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I kept bumping into him wherever I went in Brighton, around 1996

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
lol gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Nick Cave has taken over that role.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I was never quite sure about Country Girl.
I mean, WTF was that trying to be?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)

o r
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)
that whole Riot City Blues album was dire
Give Out...was utter shit as well, after the first three tracks. They veer from cutting edge rock n roll to drivelly pastiche, often in the same album and occasionally on the same song.

Phenomenal live though, but they've been going for 30 years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I don't see what any of this has to do with my trousers
Edit: I have worked out how to post a picture!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)
that's an unfortunate omission

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I believe the alt question would encompass
people flogging trousers in stupid, shit colours to people who're incapable of wearing coloured shirts without a white collar/cuff combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Charge poors a fortune to borrow money off me.
Smash their knees in if they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Gnomes House Party

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I have just hoovered up the buffet
*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Well, this *is* fun!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Post a picture of your socks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)
post a picture of your green trousers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I was wondering how the post count was going up, but it's Swipe and Dickhead arguing up top.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I think we should set up a list of criteria for 'winning'
so they'll know which one of them has won, and then they can fucking stop.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Its like nuclear war
NO-ONE WINS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)
A V P
Whoever wins, we lose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)
In the end it'll just be her, arguing with herself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Are you kidding me?
Rory could start a fight in an empty room.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
No. If Rory didn't start, she might join in the other convo's more.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)
They're as bad as each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
What has Tottenhams manager got to do with anything?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)
For some reason I'm called AVB in work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)
At least nuclear wars are fun to watch

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
And if you have a 1950s fridge nearby, you know you'll survive.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Bath. Mattress.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
One of these things is very familiar to me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Ever decreasing arguments.
Seems to me like it's the same old shit. Who is better than who etc.

If Rory weren't arguing, he wouldn't post though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)

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