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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!I've just resolved an issue that had been escalated for one user. Spent 2 hours fixing the problem, only to find out it is his last day today anyway
Tell me of your fucking idiotic day to day problems and why you NEED to kill every motherfucker in the room
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:52,
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a little something called the costs reformsENORMOUS terrifying consequences. ZERO in the way of crystal balls. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:53,
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I picked a christmas name at lastI spent ages setting up a laptop for a member of staff to the exact specifications demanded by my boss. My boss nagged constantly to hurry up and get it done which I did. Then his boss came down and said "Where's that laptop for **** ********? It needs to go back to the stores, she left three weeks ago."
CNUTS
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:55,
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Strikes me that the pair of you are pretty inefficient when it comes to solving problems.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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I think it's cute how bosses seem to think their staff will do something quicker with frequent interruptions.And not much trust.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:21,
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My day has been ok despite feeling a bit grotty.Still deciding on something to do for open mic tonight. I may just criticise the performers with witty putdown s.
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One of the major manufacturers I deal with are merging all their current products into one trading style.The upshot of this it that their IT wankers have deleted 80,000 products. They now aren't sending us any stock until the new year which means lots of lost business and therefore money, all the way down the supply chain, not to mention people with no heating and/or hot water over Xmas!
\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:00,
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Fine ignore me then, you did fucking ask.This week has gone from fucking shit to fucking shitter.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:17,
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It's all sportscow's fault.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:21,
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I agree. I'm all pissed off and unhappy today :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:29,
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Not only has he lost me a load of money, he also failed to add in to my website a feature to change all the products in a range to 'email for availability', causing me untold hassle. Prick.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:32,
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I hope he gets an inoperable brain tumour and dies soon, for all the inconvenience he has caused you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:38,
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Yeah, or worse! He hasn't even acknowledged his mistake, let alone offered any sort of apology.Unbelievable.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:39,
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Home-made tikka chicken wraps(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:57,
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I'm the only person in the room most of the time though :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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I'm having a good day. Just done most of my Christmas shopping online. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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I cannot think of a single thing to ask for this Christmas(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:09,
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there are always nice things to buy/want at christmas!I'm trying to locate a walking neighing horse that my niece wants... stupid thing. the horse, not the niece.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:10,
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I'm pretty sure most horses walk and neighunless they're halfway to being a Tesco Value lasagne.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:24,
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this is a fuzzy one that takes AA batteries(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:33,
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It runs on tedious stories about what was on telly and what was for tea last night ?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:39,
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Booze.Also - clothes?
Being an IT nerd you probably need some that don't look like they were made in 1982 & don't have Star Trek on them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:12,
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That's more of a stocking filler, costwise.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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I could do with some new tits(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:53,
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To be fair I am sure that a surgeon somewhere has a photo of his cock between them prior to removal
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Indeed thisSome pre-op teabagging too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:10,
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A nip and tuck for your good ladies foo foo... (so you can get some traction back again)
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JTDF got a full boxset of Lovejoy from his missus.I'm well jel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:31,
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A little fishy on a little dishy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:31,
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I don't work in IT therefore my job is problem-free.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:09,
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I forward all of my problems to the IT people(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:15,
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They can't help with the fact that you live in Cov. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:28,
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This only seems to be a problem for people living in London.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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We aren't having a very good Tuesday are we?Well, I am. Bit tired but hey ho.
Shopping for last minute Chrimbleeepoosypoppies presents.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:22,
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We were finished in October, mainly because we hate christmas shopping.(
Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:41,
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I have ordered most of my presents yesterday and today \o/I have to go to an actual shop or two on Saturday though, which will be shite.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:41,
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Yeah I've had a few trips to the delivery office.Queues round the corner, that was bad enough, never mind fighting for things with the great unwashed.
The High Street is dying a death because you can always get it cheaper elsewhere, and people are cunts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:44,
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I just can't be bothered traipsing round the shops unless I have *some* idea of what I'm going for.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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Overcrowded, horrible shops.I even went to the Christmas markets as soon as they opened to avoid the general public.
They are just so unaware of other people.
Not to mention ignorant, pushy, selfish and stupid.
Ha! So antisocial.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:47,
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We went into Newcastle on Sunday for 2 hours shopping£6 to fucking park, cheeky cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:58,
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Still, must have been nice to get away from people wearing shell suits for a bit, eh?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:01,
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I parked next to PrimarkYou may draw your own conculsions from this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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We used to have a right laugh on here.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 12:51,
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The first time I learnt your favourite colours.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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Yeah, I mean it was funny when I didn't realise you were being serious, and also didn't realise you were a gay prick.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:13,
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Only one of them is a colour(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:16,
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Yes I know that.I was pointing out Sporters failure at life.
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:29,
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Oh manI have DC shoes too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:30,
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I can't find them now, so probably(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:33,
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*awaits pedantic response*Black, although technically this is the absence of colour/light
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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Someone has to pick up the torch since Monty let it fall so ungracefully to the floor.(
Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:33,
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NoBlue is the colour
Football is the game
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:32,
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Have to be different, don't you?Oooh! Look at me! I'm so quirky!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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You called me sweet!*flutters ass lashes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:34,
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Says you!Hey just out of interest, if another gay person took up residency in OT, perhaps to replace chom*y or Monty (4EIRH) would you get all jealous?
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:31,
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That Xavier the Bear was pretty fruity, but in a Big Gay Al kinda way.I don't class that kind of fruitery as competition.
Plenty of cunts on here and they all manage to get along.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:34,
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