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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its Chriiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
etc.

Are you sorted for Christmas or are you a 24th December frantic person? Have you been good or bad? Suffered the kids nativity?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:11, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
20 december
the whole lot is getting done in an evening. although I have spent ages planning what to buy.

me? what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Tres mal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Oui

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
you make a good point

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
When is Christmas this year?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
29th

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Easter.
I have been rummaging through your wife's eggs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Have them
Two kids is plenty, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
LOL he's still going
www.b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2167195
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Oh my word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
No, lots to do :(
I have been good as I have received my Xmas bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Did someone upset you this morning?
rach is gonna duff them up
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)
NO DUFF CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)
+UP THE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)
No, I just couldn't be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

stop talking about your sex life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe fuck off you fat psycho cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:19, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167238
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i must learn how to make my cock do that link thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Your what now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)
stop talking about your sex life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I DONT HAVE ONE SINCE SOMEONE GOT UPPITY ABOUT ME SPENDING CASH ON WHORES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i've got lots to do, i'm buying people from this website presents too, and i've got twelve grand to spend because i am incredibly rich

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)
aren't you that electrician guy?
you helped me with some vibrating light switches once.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)
it's possible, i'm nice like that, but it is time for me to go

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)
try not to choke on your £20 notes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)
it'd only a bit to spunk up the wall, christmas innit, 12k wont last long

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
That's nice of you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Morning frogcock.
What's this about you being bullied? Thread deleted? Tell me what cunt did it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I take it you have seen the Famous Grouse ad?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)
No mate seen very little tv recently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)
You can personalise the bottles and the ad says Pookie Bear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I have. I though somehow he'd got in my telly to freak me out.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I did......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Nah, he's feeding messages into your brain through your stereo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Stereo? Alright Grandad, rewind this cassette for me eh? I want to record some stuff off the radio.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
What's wrong with stereo?
What else would you call it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Gramophone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I have two reel-to-reel tape recorders.
A nice valve one and one of those modern transistor ones and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I'd like one of these valve clocks
blog.labvc.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/V400_TOP.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)
That's because you are a massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Ican poo in stereo.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
That's because you are a double arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I speak through one yeah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)
trips
check 'em
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Triple trees? tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Thanks mate!
Nah, when I do I thread I like to reply myself rather than just starting one and abandoning it. When the majority of replies were whining and moaning I couldn't be bothered, deleted it before it went anywhere, and decided to let someone else do one.

^UPSET^
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Ijust want an excuse to punch some cunt.
I've been following qotw thing well lol.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Yer. All very well but I replied nicely and
you deleted me along with all the whiners and moaners...

...Shit! I'm whining and moaning now.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)
THAT IS MY ONE REGRET

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I thought your one regret was your bird getting tag-teamed by her fellow officers, leaving you to trawl the internet for fat birds to finger round the back of Pizza Express?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
When is Rory back off the step?
He's much better at this sort of thing than me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
i don't think he got stepped
I think he got bored
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I'd say you were both equally entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Well you'd be wrong to think that.
It was Dominos.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I still need to get some presents though I forgot my expenses pay out tomorrow
Woop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
*braces for impact*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Kristmas Kurry tonight.
And I am hanging.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)
"hanging" meant ugly when i were a lass
so, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
They speak a different language up there though, don't they

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
are you saying he isn't ugly?
^ gay ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Stunned could turn any man.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
He makes me feel funny in a good way.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Bless all of your hearts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)
you're printing this off to wank over it in the bogs, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Pretty sure he does that with every thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Sorted, apart from my own food and drink.
Actually, a last minute dash for the other half's but I know what Im getting.

I am always impeccable.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Last minute purchase of a hamster and drainpipe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Christmas comes but once a Gere

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Get some Norton AIDS Antivirals.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)
oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)
You are the sole memeber of the Hamster Appreciation Society.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Nah there's 2
GRACE FTW
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)
totes cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Something about silvery fur or something?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)
pink nose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Sniff her whiskers... I dare you.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Oh goody! Are we playing splat the rat?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)
*shudders*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)
this could mean so many things
none of them good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
It used to be one of my best chat up lines...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)
It was said in all innocence.
I meant that stupid game you used to get at fairgrounds where a toy was put down a drainpipe and you had to hit it.

Here are some lovely people trying it right now.
www.better-fundraising-ideas.com/images/Fete-Ideas-Splat-The-Rat.jpg

perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
he's dating dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

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