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It's nearly Christmas. The season of goodwill to all. So come on in....Home Sweet Home.
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I light a candle to our loveIn love our problems disappear
But all in all we soon discover
That one and one is all we long to hear
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:07,
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All round the worldLittle children being born to the world
Got to give them all we can 'til the war is won
Then will the work be done
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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Help them to learnSongs of joy, instead of burn baby burn
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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WE ALLLL STAAANDDD TOGETHER!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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^ massive racist(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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76% psychopath, apparently(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:39,
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According to the internet I am 100% leftie. (
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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I were 66%.Akin to Billy Bragg, I understand.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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One of my friends got 53%Practically Hitler.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:00,
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Hitler was pretty well as left wing as you can get.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:06,
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Arm in armHand in hand ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:08,
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Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:23,
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IronothreadI am full of \o/ today. Off out tonight, Friday and Saturday (to the match!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:08,
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What sort of match?Your face and my arse?!
LOL!
No - seriously - what sort of match? I need to know.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:09,
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Sunderland AFC v Norwich City FCfitba
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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Cor! you could even win that!**you won't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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They beat Chelsea last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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sportball lols(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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I'm going to my sister's for an early Chrizzleypops this weekend.Then me and Mrs V are going home to spend the actual day on our own - well chilled.
We're going to watch Trading Places and everything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:08,
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The original (and best) Bad Santa, innit.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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"They're such a ... musical people ... "(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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WTF?I HOPE YOUR CAT TRIPS YOU UP SO THAT YOU BREAK YOUR NECK AND THEN EATS YOUR STILL-TWITCHING CORPSE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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WE HOPE YOU EATS YOUR STILL-TWITCHING CORPSE, MY PRECIOUS!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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This is no 'sleepies till supercallafragalisticohmygoditschristmas' thread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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^ can't afford Red Bull(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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Arseholes on doggies and cunt holes on kittensbig rubber wellies and warm velcro mittens
shagging the sheep from behind in the spring
these are a few of your favourite things.
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Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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*is moved to tears*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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Men dressed in leather with flog whips and coshesDoms that walk on you with spike heel galoshes
binding your goolies with wire and string
These are a few of your favourite things
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When the dog shites
I get feelings
When I'm raping cats
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:38,
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Anyone here know about crowdfunding?I've had an idea. Mandela dies in the same week the Mandela film comes out,
Ronnie Biggs dies on the day BBC broadcast a new drama about the Great Train Robbery. I think we should get together to make a film of Piers Morgan's life.
Just a thought.
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Hahahahahbahahha hah bbahhahHhhh HAHAHAHhHHhhhahaaahahAh(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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we have a right laugh here don't we(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:38,
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You could call it "Countryside"./Stephen Fry
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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I left Cornwall and Michael Jackson diedI left Cornwall and the boston bombing happened
I left Cornwall and Nelson Mandela died.
I'm beginning to think that when I leave Cornwall things still carry on as normal and I have little effect on the world in general.
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Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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Bah Humbug, Have a limerick instead.Jack said to his wife, "Listen Jill,
If you manage an orgasm will
You make sure I know?"
She answered, "Right ho."
And she did, in a phone call from Rhyll.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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There was a young lady from EalingWho would do absolutely ANYTHING for a tenner.
Because she was addicted to crystal meth.
/postmodern ironic poetry lols
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:41,
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There was a young fellow from BicesterWho wanted to roger his sister
But incest is awful
besides it's unlawful
so she tossed him off while he kissed her
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There was a young fellow called BertWho fucked his half sister.
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Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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Another young lady of BicesterWho played sexual games with her Sicester.
As well as her brother,
Her father and mother,
And when she left home how they micester.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53,
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There was a young slag of Penzance
Who boarded a bus in a trance
24 fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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Me and tim went down to Kent
We met three ladies in a tent
we did not have much else to do
so I bucked one
and tim bucked two.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:47,
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THIS TO WIN SOMETHING!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:53,
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There was an old maid from Azores
Whose cunt was all covered in sores
The dogs on the street
Used to sniff the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:49,
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The once was a woman named Louise
Who's cunt hairs hung down to her knees
The crabs in her twat
Would tie them in knots
And make a flying trapeze.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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this is shit and you're a cunt.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:55,
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A mathematician named HallHad a hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
times his pecker plus eight
was five-eighths of two-thirds of fuck all
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Have an old Spike Miligna one.There was a young man from Bombay.
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He got trapped in the tiller,
By a sex mad gorilla.
And China's a long way away.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 10:59,
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Just reminding you out of courtesy, it is my birthday 3 weeks today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:21,
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Ha ha like you *haven't* got me a nice present, I'm onto you mate!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:36,
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Awww. Look at The frog song up there!I sang that in a school choir in the Eldon Square shopping centre when I was a kid, with Linda Lusardi, dressed as a fairy princess (Linda, not me. I was dressed like a frog)and she gave me a kiss.
My Dad was well jel.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:23,
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I was going to point out that when two people kissthey're basically making a long people tube with two arseholes but now that doesn't work. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:36,
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