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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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come on you lot, wake up
when did you last have sex? what do you consider a drought?

alt: what's the most valuable quality in a person??

altalt: what's the worst characteristic in a person???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:27, 255 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm married
We dont do sex.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:28, Reply)
lies
i'd totally hump your leg all the time if I were married to you.

no, wait.

i'm thinking of your spectacularly gay dog...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Most valuable quality
A sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Worst characteristic
People to get into all the polololotics of things. Does my fucking nut in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:36, Reply)
is that because you don't take your career seriously enough?
it's just, that's what I heard....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
ha
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
it was hard to hear, over the flying spit and mashing keyboard, mind you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Actually, this. You gotta laugh. That's waaaaaaaay important.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)
For Rory's benefit, that is why I've been here for 17 years
We have a right laugh here, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Can't remember.
Alt: Good timekeeping
Altalt: Bad timekeeping
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:29, Reply)
scowl

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
+ports
Which bit is the scowl for?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)
just stretching my brow muscles, darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:36, Reply)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Altalt breaking promises.
I'm having sex right now. Your dad says hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)
well, it's not as if he'd have his mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I call ZING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:31, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
None of your beeswax

Respect for privacy.

Nosiness
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:36, Reply)
been a while, eh?
never mind, Christmas might be your night
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Santa comes once a year

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Last year it was all over the mince pies.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I thought that icing was a bit lumpy...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Too right Ed, I'm not telling her intimate details of my life either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Don't blame you Froglet.
She says she's the soul of discretion but there's just sopmething...
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)
How about answering your own questions Swipey?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)
didn't think anyone would care
i'm touched
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)
but since you ask...
- Saturday morning
- 3 months
- tie between being genuine/honest and a sense of humour
- toss-up between misplaced arrogance and telling lies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Disgusting harlot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I couldn't help noticing that she didn't have the worst characteristic as 'bed-shitting'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
that came under both categories

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Best and worst
Kinky.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)
oh, it definitely did

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Not just touched though. By a man. In your foof. With a tallywhacker, what?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
see above, blindy mcblindperson

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I was typing whilst you were typing Dafty McDaftbint.
We don't all have to queue up to post one at a time you know....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)
no, it's definitely you
probably the way you read, with your finger moving slowly underneath each letter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Nope, some of us to do other things while we're on here. We don't just delegate to the tea boy or whatever it is that you do.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)
In answer to your questions...
Tuesday. Swallowing. Not swallowing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Drought = more than a month

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Yer. I noticed there was a departure from the protocol up there.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)
More sex!!
I only see my other half at the weekend but yeah, every weekend.
I would class longer than a month as a drought. Doubt I'd let it get that far.

it's easy with men, we're happy with a nice handy j.

alt. Loyalty

altalt. deceit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I agree with your qualifier
but there's no need to broadcast it to the wimmin!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I will need to counteract this for the menfolk on here...
Women hate receiving oral sex.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)
is this true?
hand job is all you need?

NOTED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
It is not true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
it must be
I just read it on the internet. handjobs are the future.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Also available as internet truth:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2173457
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)
he's gay
what does he know about what women like, in a non-cupcake or shoe sense?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)
About as much as me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
i hear them moan on about their boyfriends enough...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Not every time. Or consider yourself da-humped!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Where's Tangles?
I haven't had any scathing corrections today :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)
A trombone-related incident.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
+ rusty

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Not since Ladypigs accident, so like a week or so
Unless you count see with myself, and then I'm never more than about 4 hours without at least a little finger bum pokey time.

Alt: Self awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)
surely she can't run away from you, post-accident
you should be milking this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)
She should be milking *this*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
ahhhh tito the bandito

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Alright Frog.
I've decided that instead of phoning planning for more work, I'm just gonna sit in the van for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I think you are doing the right thing piggles. im in the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I thought about a cheeky half somewhere,
Until I remembered I was in Swindon. Much nicer in the van.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)
we have 192 cans of lager at work and weve gone to the pub. sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Ha. Nice.
Right, I'm off to brave the traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Got nasty whiplash,
So she's not really in the mood and I may be a murderer, but I'm no rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)
poor lady pig
that does suck. the problem with whiplash is that so many cunts claim it with no damage at all, that it totally undermines how painful it is for people who really have it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Yeah, it's pretty nasty,
I'm just hoping she gets better before she eats all the diazepam , Tramadol and codeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
is she eveb allowed to drive?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Bicycle innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)
i bet she'd do a better job than plenty of men who have 20/20 vision

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)
You're getting this wrong,
It's women who can't drive. In fact, it's probably best if most women don't leave the house at all, except to go shopping, and even then, they ought to go in groups for safety.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
no no no
if you have some dick up your arse on the motorway, it's ALWAYS a man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)
If there's some prick in front of you doing their makeup in the rear view mirror while the lights are green, it's ALWAYS a woman.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)
or geordiejay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I'm flawless without the MAC.
Thanks though xoxo
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)
A week ago.
Alt: Physical beauty
Altalt: Physical ugliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Not even a hint of shallowness there Vag.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:47, Reply)
"Deep down I'm very shallow."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)
It was very special to me too xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I'm so glad we met! X

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:43, Reply)
good evening
i don't understand the question
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I'm sure Dozer would like to 'help' you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)
dozer has been shagging since he was 15!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:44, Reply)
that's why he's too tired to realise
all that music he listens to is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:50, Reply)
and that hamsters are not butt plugs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Poor Grace :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Yeah, but only your mum AND dad, not good people.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Christ, the woman is obsessed. Has Frog not put out yet or summink?
alt:honesty

altalt:honesty
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I like you more than the real Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)
There is no real Dozer, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Ha!
Oh, and NO REAL NAMES ETC
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:57, Reply)
alright deceased me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Dead as a dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
WOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO
Change your ways.......
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
bit late for that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
way too late

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)
i'm watching a documentary about ice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Drugz iz bad, m'kay?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Water freezes, creating ice.
There. Saved you half an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Stop!



Collaborate and listen!
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Hammertime

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:31, Reply)
but it floats and does mad shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:28, Reply)
So does YM, but is it worth a whole documentary?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:30, Reply)

w
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)
They all float down here...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:32, Reply)
i might sign my brother up to a beer club for his christmas present
12 different random micro brewery ales every month for 6 months. what do you guys think? would you like that or would it suck?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:31, Reply)
If he is big on ale, then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:32, Reply)
he loves his ales
gracias
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Sounds ghastly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:32, Reply)
you're thinking of your dad's horny squeaking as you unload into his winking brown eye

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
He says hi by the way....and
Usual time and place next week?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)
he still owes me for the last fortnight

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)
No, no,
He said you were too weak
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)
this was quite good
for a cracker joke
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Well it is nearly Christmas

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I'll shout you the 10p, don't worry!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)
hey, we didn't do it twice

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:45, Reply)
it's good
i want beer, now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)
what beer?
I made frog drink raging bitch once.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
too easy
( don't know, nice ale type...I've not had much beer in ages)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:36, Reply)
and he's had a taste every day since...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:36, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Yes if he routinely goes for bottled ales.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
he does indeed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Also I'm thinking of buying my wife a shedload of diamonds for Christmas.
What do you girls think?
Would you like that or would it suck.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:38, Reply)
depends how much she's into cutting glass
otherwise they are useless
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:41, Reply)
she'd hate them
give them to me instead. random girls on the internet love diamonds.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Oh boy, Kunt's released a new song about Ian Watkins.
I hope it's in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:40, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:54, Reply)
someone up there fancies you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:57, Reply)
my ghost?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:57, Reply)
ME

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:59, Reply)
I know baby, I know xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:59, Reply)
U iz well fit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:01, Reply)
I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
oh, wait, the other one
thinks you are a garden gnome who should fall in a pond and drown.

"HTH XX"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:00, Reply)
oh baby you are funny when you try to be arch and cutting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
don't "baby" me
you use that for all the girls, look ^^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I'll 'baby' you if I fackin well want, innit babydoll?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)
are you sure you want to ignore dozer?
hell to the Y to the E to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:16, Reply)
you wouldn't.
You'd miss me too much baby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:18, Reply)
i ignored you for 5 minutes for a lolarious joke
but I don't think you noticed :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
you're instantly forgettable

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:26, Reply)
that's why you've been stalking me for 9 years

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:26, Reply)
I haven't even been on here nine years.
You've looked at my profile often enough, you should know this.

Also, have you got those Ballard books yet?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)
on the christmas list, innit
should be getting them on 25 dec...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)
The Atrocity Exhibition isn't to everyone's taste
I love Crash though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)
You?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:03, Reply)
yes
I fancy random words on the screen. they're HAWT.

go and steal your patients' drugs or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)

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