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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what are you fat fucks going to have for lunch?You disgust me, you corpulent wretches.
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Too late to get on the will after they are dead.HTH xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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Teaching your (step) grandmother to suck eggs here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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I was hoping everyone would put the same.To be honest, it's not exactly lightning wit and cunning word play now is it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:15,
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I'd like to think Wilde would know better than to write 'try AND'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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Poor stunned poster never finished his schooling :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18,
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Oh yeah, sorry I checked and it turns out it is indeed extremely clever and highbrow comedy, just after farts. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18,
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Tuna sandwich(I also have some beef kashmiri I made last night for the proper lunch break at 14.15)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:16,
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My usual modest lunch, consisting of a sandwich containing Quorn™ ham-style slices and mustard; an apple, a couple of oranges and a banana(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:16,
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This is possibly my best post ever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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If only it was that tasty.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:47,
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people, watered down with chicken(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:49,
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Yet they still can't make the chicken-style slices taste even remotely like chicken.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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I like the chicken pieces but they can't call it chicken.Quorn mince is the devils work.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:58,
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it's good to chuck in with a stir fry if you want to bulk it out a bit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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I like how you fucked up the trademark bit best. CLICK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:19,
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See we really are having a right laugh here aren't we(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20,
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I think I should leave the internet for an undisclosed amount of time(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:21,
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Why not, everyone else has(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:21,
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But I'm still here!Oh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:22,
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I like how you fucked up the replying bit best.CLICK
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20,
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Where's the real Pookie?Crying on for a lunch thread in 2 other ones and then fucks off!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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Massive fatal coronaryHe was only 57
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27,
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Is that a reference to the soup in a tin subthread?Because if so, I salute you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:31,
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I got your sword of oh men right here no hang on that doesn't work(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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You're a wily kat and no mistake(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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I'd like to Plun-Darr YMDoes that one work?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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I gave your....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You've got gravy written all over your face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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I introduced mr b3th to chips with gravy the other night.The great soft Southern poof had never tried it before.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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You Northern Britons disgust me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:53,
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I still miss that about living up North. Curry sauce and chips is good but sometimes only gravy will do.
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I might get some chips from the chippy to go with them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:59,
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Chips and two beef sarnies with gravyWIN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Beer and sex and chips and gravy.Are all a Macc Lad wants. Apparently. Is it time for a dinner thread yet? This lunch one isn't very good. Sorryto be picky and that
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This is more like it. A simple statement of fact. Is it artisan bread? What sort of cheese? Butter, marge or bareback? Branston or own brand.
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shop bought, on white bread, accompanied by a packet of crisps and a bottle of Coca Cola.(, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Tuna and cucumber baguetteand there is an invite to go to the pub.
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