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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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what are you fat fucks going to have for lunch?
You disgust me, you corpulent wretches.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:12, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YM

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

YM

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Try and keep up

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

as I said to YD last night.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

You were shouting through six feet of earth and a wooden lid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

It's how I usually get my boyfriends.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Too late to get on the will after they are dead.
HTH xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Teaching your (step) grandmother to suck eggs here.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

*golf clap*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I was hoping everyone would put the same.
To be honest, it's not exactly lightning wit and cunning word play now is it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Eh?
It's positively Wildean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I'd like to think Wilde would know better than to write 'try AND'

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Poor stunned poster never finished his schooling :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

They didn't have schools when I was a lad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Mebbe "try to".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry I checked and it turns out it is indeed extremely clever and highbrow comedy, just after farts.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Pfft, farts!!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Yeah, that's them

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

MD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

+MA

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Tuna sandwich
(I also have some beef kashmiri I made last night for the proper lunch break at 14.15)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

My usual modest lunch, consisting of a sandwich containing Quorn™ ham-style slices and mustard; an apple, a couple of oranges and a banana

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

This is possibly my best post ever.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

quorn is people

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

If only it was that tasty.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

people, watered down with chicken

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Yet they still can't make the chicken-style slices taste even remotely like chicken.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I like the chicken pieces but they can't call it chicken.
Quorn mince is the devils work.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

it's good to chuck in with a stir fry if you want to bulk it out a bit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I like how you fucked up the trademark bit best.
CLICK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)

i LIKE HOW i REPLIED TO THE WRONG BIT

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I like how I put caps lock on

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

See we really are having a right laugh here aren't we

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I think I should leave the internet for an undisclosed amount of time

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Why not, everyone else has

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Well, the good ones have.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

But I'm still here!
Oh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

^TGGI

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

But I'd miss you :(

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Stay strong
xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I like how you fucked up the replying bit best.
CLICK
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Where's the real Pookie?
Crying on for a lunch thread in 2 other ones and then fucks off!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Massive fatal coronary
He was only 57
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Is that a reference to the soup in a tin subthread?
Because if so, I salute you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Hot beef sarnie with gravy

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

But enough about your sex life...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

ho

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

We've already done the YM thing.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

ho

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Alright, Liono.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Gives Sight Beyond Sight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I got your sword of oh men right here no hang on that doesn't work

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

You're a wily kat and no mistake

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I'd like to Plun-Darr YM
Does that one work?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Alreet Bumra?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Flip you over Cheetara style.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

*snarfs*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I gave your....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

You've got gravy written all over your face

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

I introduced mr b3th to chips with gravy the other night.
The great soft Southern poof had never tried it before.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

You Northern Britons disgust me.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

^missing out^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I still miss that about living up North.
Curry sauce and chips is good but sometimes only gravy will do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

+ and cheese
Mmm, that's lunch sorted
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I might get some chips from the chippy to go with them

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

double chips and gravy?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Chips and two beef sarnies with gravy
WIN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I comply Mr Cow.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Beer and sex and chips and gravy.
Are all a Macc Lad wants. Apparently. Is it time for a dinner thread yet? This lunch one isn't very good. Sorryto be picky and that
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

You're the best one on here.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Thanks luv xxx
We used to have a laugh here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

cheese and pickle sammiches

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

alright

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

This is more like it.
A simple statement of fact. Is it artisan bread? What sort of cheese? Butter, marge or bareback? Branston or own brand.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)

shop bought, on white bread, accompanied by a packet of crisps and a bottle of Coca Cola.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Shop bought butties are the sign of a lazy cunt.
Lazy cunt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

your face is the sign of an ugly cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I'm losing the will here.
Really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Tuna and cucumber baguette
and there is an invite to go to the pub.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

*goes to pub*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

CHICKEN AND PASTA!

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Peej, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

cheesy pasta bake

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

can someone start an 'alright' thread please?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

alright

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

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