Still quiet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:55, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

everyone died :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:55, Reply)

I can't say I'm surprised, their fat clogged arteries were bound to finish them off eventually

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:58, Reply)

They all got too excited yesterday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:59, Reply)

Is McRib back?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)

Dunno, never had one. Imma get a McDonalds one day soon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:07, Reply)

What happened? No way am I trainig through all that shite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)

A thread had over 300 replies, and everyone was mean to me on my birthday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:07, Reply)

Happy birthday frog face, how are you celebrating the big 34?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:12, Reply)

I'm waiting till next year for that. 33 yesterday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)

I was guessing soz
I'm 32 soon, that'll be exciting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:16, Reply)

Ah, 32, I rememer that. It was an up and down year and no mistake.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I like to think about old memes as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:26, Reply)

YM's an old meme.
Thake that as you will.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:27, Reply)

I thaked his mum only last night

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Who's? Thaked Ape?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Yeth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Get thucked.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)

alroght

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Yeah, bit tired though, didn't have time to get a coffee at the station

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)

It's not all glamour living in the commuter belt, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)

The coffee twat at my station didn't turn up Monday or Tuesday, but showed up yesterday thinking he could just walk back into my life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)

He was too latte

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Dearest L
Do please LTI.

Yours always,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)

My dear FMD-S (ret'd)
Get fucked


Yours, as ever

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Like your mum it is severely compromised in several important ways

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:34, Reply)

For a start, it involves many unhappy, sweaty and tired people crammed into a tube.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Plus it's smelly, dirty and takes you to a shithole if you are going South.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)

It takes me to our glorious capital

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Would it be fair to say you have become tired of life now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Nice Johnsoning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)

ing BENT AND AMERICAN ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)

commuting is bent.
York is pretty much a commuter town onnot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)

So Froggo
Are you all dishevelled today after last night? No doubt having arrived at work smelling of minge and covered in scruffy ginger pubes.

S'esy, where did you go for dinner?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Behind the bins

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)

Totes dishevelled.
More to do with getting drenched in the morning typhoon, and also because Swipe paid a small Chinese woman to beat me up, punch me and stamp on my back all under the guise of 'massage'. She cooked me lamb, which was very nice indeed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

Cooked you lamb? Bloody hell.
Without complaining and making faces?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I just assumed it was one of their "in words" for bum sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)

No complaining, and just the usual face, but she can't help that.
She also let me off the now regular occurance of twatting me in the bollocks 'accidentally' as an extra birthday treat.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)

on reading your internet antics
your main present is now cancelled. anyone want to come to a fancy 5 star hotel for the weekend??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Will it include pizza?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I have to be horrible on here to make up for being so *lovely* IRL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

ALSO I DID NOT PAY A CHINESE WOMAN TO GIVE YOU A THAI MASSAGE
SHE WAS CLEARLY THAI

AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE SWEDISH MASSAGE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A MASSAGE FLID.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

They all look the same to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

www.thegingerpig.co.uk/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)

I have been to this place (well 2)
a few times. It's extortionate but the meat is lovely. Best pork belly ever from here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Still pissing down here.
When was St Swithin's?
It seems like more than 40 days.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)