you thought the earth's axis had shifted?
Fucking hell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you wear a turd brown sweatshirt and have metal shoved through your face voluntarily?
fucking hell.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

STOP BULLYING ME

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

but you look so........ bullyable

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

says tge big nosed ginger landwhale

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

you would

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

nah, I don't do fat chicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Wasn't it enought that you had me beaten up on my birthday? Must you bully POOR Dozer on his too?
YOUN WICKED
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I request more info about this alleged assault

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

She got a ninja to jump on his back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Sounds gay

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Eyebrow piercings are well gay...
I had mine done twice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

they aren't particularly gay though, are they?
At the time it was a junglist thing, as well as a rock kid thing. Nothing to do with bentness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

It's gone now, right?
yeah it was a raver thing too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)

no, I had it done when I was 17 and it's still there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

^ BENT ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

you're quite keen on pierced benders though, just not caucasian ones

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

i wasn't keen on the fucking piercing
I lol'd HARD the day the dumbass beautician waxed it out when she was doing his chest
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

yeah right
Do you make Frog black up?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

stop wanking over the thought of him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I can't really talk, I had my belly done too.
I was pierced here, there and everywhere and now just have holes in my skin.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I have my belly button done and one of my nipples, as well as both ears.
Used to have septum, lip and tongue done an'all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Dearest B
So pleased I was to receive your most recent electronic epistle.

I do trust that your yuletide spent with the destitute and dipsomaniacs was an enlightening and heartening experience.

With eternal respect,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

click for 'electronic epistle'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

an 'epistle' is a letter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

*makes notes*
Sounds Scottish
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

ancient Greek
Didn't you do Classics at school?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

No, I did alcohol and weed.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

didn't we all, but you're the thickest one here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Someone's gotta be!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I loved my tongue piercing but it ruined the backs of a couple of teeth.
I was the coolest at school for a while too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

haha like you've ever been the coolest anywhere

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I'm well popular.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

you have sex with men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

and you want to

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

^BENT^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

To be fair the earths axis shifts all the time
there is a slight wobble to its rotation so it must be shifting,

The Aurora perhaps coming this far south was in part due to a CME that happened this week,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

well yes, there are wobbles, but something sizeable enough to shift the axis to that extent woukd be huge

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Is a wobbling axis shifting?
I guess chutters here is confusing the axis with the magnetic poles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I was thinking that too
It's solar radiation interacting with the magnetic field, which is of course strongest at the poles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

and they are great at manual labour

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Maybe it was that meteor what struck Ruski...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Swipe fell over skiing last night though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Ahh yes. Did you enjoy it, Swipey?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

sort of
I liked the actual motion of the skiing. I disliked the feeling out of control and not being able to stop. which is kind of fundamental, even I know that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I'm sure this could be overcome by simply learning how to control yourself and stop.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

i tried!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

At least you have tried before you're on an actual slope. That would have been well daunting!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

people here are telling me that the real thing is easier in some ways
maybe they were just being kind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I learned on an artificial slope.
The real thing is much easier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I can see real snow being better for braking etc.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

i hope you're both right :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Penny has just dropped on this!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

It's funny because she is well fat lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

i'm a fucking stick insect compared to the milton keynes residents galumphing round subway and wagamama
god that place is depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Just think, if things had worked out better you'd be married & living there now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh. I hate going there, everything is so fake and new. makes me really appreciate the architecture and winding random streets in central London, I guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Just imagine...
Mondeo on the drive
DFS sofa
Sundays at the garden centre
Saving up for holidays in some shitty part of Greece
Laminate flooring & secondary double glazing
Homebrew bottles cluttering up the airing cupboard

You're missing out on so much!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

U2 on the car stereo, romantic dates at Pizza Express

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

stop it, the pair of you
i'm fragile enough after 3 hours' skiing there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

your husband singing along to Oasis as you drive to Xscape for your weekly ski lessons together

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Followed by a £5.99 Sunday lunch at Brewers Fayre as a treat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

i think the people who live there see their plastic chain restaurants as fine dining

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

using the '2 meals for a tenner' offer to save that all important 1.98

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Plus free puddings if you order two glasses of house white wine!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

both the puddings would be for Gill, Ru*ri would be so smitten with his wife that he'd be blind to the ever increasing fat folds in her walrusesque body

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

i don't like puddings
I like them even less than I like your laughable pork chop sideburns
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

they ent pork chops
They only come down to just above my jawline.

I have a great jawline and bone structure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

He'd probably scrape the yeast out from between the folds & use it for brewing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)

haha!
And he'd use his straggly pubes as hops.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)