well yes, there are wobbles, but something sizeable enough to shift the axis to that extent woukd be huge

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is a wobbling axis shifting?
I guess chutters here is confusing the axis with the magnetic poles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I was thinking that too
It's solar radiation interacting with the magnetic field, which is of course strongest at the poles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

and they are great at manual labour

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Maybe it was that meteor what struck Ruski...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Swipe fell over skiing last night though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Ahh yes. Did you enjoy it, Swipey?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

sort of
I liked the actual motion of the skiing. I disliked the feeling out of control and not being able to stop. which is kind of fundamental, even I know that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I'm sure this could be overcome by simply learning how to control yourself and stop.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

i tried!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

At least you have tried before you're on an actual slope. That would have been well daunting!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

people here are telling me that the real thing is easier in some ways
maybe they were just being kind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I learned on an artificial slope.
The real thing is much easier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I can see real snow being better for braking etc.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

i hope you're both right :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Penny has just dropped on this!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

It's funny because she is well fat lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

i'm a fucking stick insect compared to the milton keynes residents galumphing round subway and wagamama
god that place is depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Just think, if things had worked out better you'd be married & living there now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh. I hate going there, everything is so fake and new. makes me really appreciate the architecture and winding random streets in central London, I guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Just imagine...
Mondeo on the drive
DFS sofa
Sundays at the garden centre
Saving up for holidays in some shitty part of Greece
Laminate flooring & secondary double glazing
Homebrew bottles cluttering up the airing cupboard

You're missing out on so much!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

U2 on the car stereo, romantic dates at Pizza Express

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

stop it, the pair of you
i'm fragile enough after 3 hours' skiing there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

your husband singing along to Oasis as you drive to Xscape for your weekly ski lessons together

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Followed by a £5.99 Sunday lunch at Brewers Fayre as a treat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

i think the people who live there see their plastic chain restaurants as fine dining

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

using the '2 meals for a tenner' offer to save that all important 1.98

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Plus free puddings if you order two glasses of house white wine!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

both the puddings would be for Gill, Ru*ri would be so smitten with his wife that he'd be blind to the ever increasing fat folds in her walrusesque body

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

i don't like puddings
I like them even less than I like your laughable pork chop sideburns
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

they ent pork chops
They only come down to just above my jawline.

I have a great jawline and bone structure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

He'd probably scrape the yeast out from between the folds & use it for brewing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)

haha!
And he'd use his straggly pubes as hops.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)