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Xmas Party Fails...What are the terrible things your co-workers or you yourself got up to at your Xmas parties?
Have you got photo or video blackmail content that means you are getting cups of tea made for you till 2018?
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b3tz, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:48,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm afraid I don't go on works parties. You see I have these things called friends and when I am not at work I prefer to socialise with them rather than spending yet more hours with a bunch of wankers.
Two of the girls in my office married their respective partners in 2013 and both of them had evening parties where the majority of guests were people from work. I didn't invite a single one of them to my wedding. I won't even let the fuckers add me on facebook.
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Peej, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:59,
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Aww man I hate it when I have to reject people on Facebook one cos they are boring cunts I don't really like(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:05,
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Have you tried not working with people who are such crashing bores?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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I'm not changing jobs just because the people I work with are twatsI enjoy my work and am paid well for it.
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Peej, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:12,
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fair does.I'm not sure I could put up with that regardless of how well I was paid, but horses for courses innit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:14,
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Actually to be fair I am going to be changing jobs soonMainly because of the people
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Peej, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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terrible fucking liar, ONLINE.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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this^We have a great laugh here, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:12,
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^^^^HATED BY EVERYONE IN HIS OFFICE(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:12,
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No fails this year.We were all quite well behaved. A few of the lads went AWOL between bars because they stopped off at a strip club, but apart from that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:05,
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Puke + marble steps + slip = spilled pint + someone slipping in this = A&E visit with suspected broken hip(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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no, but it was your pukeamiright?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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It was notThat was Scott, and another Scott who slipped and spilled his pint
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:12,
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great scott!(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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i once knew a gay guy called scott his nickname at university was "scott of the arseantics"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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My "official" oneI left politely after buying a few post-dinner drinks for people as I'm pretty sure PhD students aren't totally comfotable getting cunted in front of the more senior staff.
Less of a problem with the unofficial one for my reseach group, though, they've mostly worked with me for years so don't really give a shit about being battered in front of me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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I set 'em up......(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:14,
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You were short with them?Before one of you cunts says it...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:14,
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Sorry b3tz, but I don't have any amusing Christmas party stories to share.Although I don't think this is really a problem because I don't think you bothered to stick around after posting this thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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I'm pretty sure she did the same thing a year ago and never bothered to stick around(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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I'm not surprised given the quality anecdotal humour it has elicited from an original and thought provoking thread.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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What are we going to do when it's just me and all your accounts left? Shall we meet up and toast the end of an era like that bit at the end of oceans eleven?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:41,
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So I was at this works party rightand this guy was doing lines of a birds tits and another bird was being done up the wrongun in the stationary cupboard. This guy was photocopying his nutsack and this other guy called his boss a cunt. blah blah blah cup of tea on the nightstand.
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Peej, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:24,
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That's gotta be some kinda weak-assed blackmail shizz you've got going there if all it elicits is an occassional cuppagob jobs or gtfo
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Nothing from Christmas, but here's some random stupidity..Had some bad news today and was a bit distracted when I decided that I'd get some stuff done in the evening. So I was standing on my boat, pulling the cover over it & didn't watch where I put my feet. Stood on the edge of the cover and skidded straight off the boat. Broke the fall onto tarmac slightly with my back on the rail. Nothing broken, but my ribs hurt like fuck.
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Shut up, BeatsWork. There's a new thread now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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