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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Old Rory's really been trying today hasn't he?
Poor little lamb's not had a bite though.
When was the last time you had your patience tested?

Alt. Anything exciting in the week ahead or is it same old shite?

AltAlt. I've just discovered the delights of Aloe Water. What have you discovered lately?

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:47, 178 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

everydaylife.globalpost.com/effects-favoring-children-19172.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I'm sure there's much more to it than that. It's borderline sociopathic.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)

borderline
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:00, Reply)

www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/successful-sibling-comparisons-80412/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Don't feel like you need to reply on my behalf...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:07, Reply)
do you like toffifees

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Can't say I've had them.
Hard toffee's are't my thing though..
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:12, Reply)
i'd forgotten these existed
I wish I had some for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:14, Reply)
our secretary brought a load back from germany today
I stole one - had forgotten how tasty they are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Why bring them back from Germany when Tesco sell them for two quid?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
mahoosive box from duty free innit
there were toblerones and milka bars too
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Bring me some Toffififeednfekseees please thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)
and DON'T share it with your work folk!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
I wouldn't if I had been BOUGHT them

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)
i bought you pic'n'mix yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I bought you 18 light bulbs, a new door catch and some screwdrivers.
I know what women want alright.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)
they didn't taste so great, though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
oh? You should have covered them in chillis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i couldn't
someone with a gay mouth would have complained
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:08, Reply)
SEE
jay's mouth is substantially less bent than yours, bentmouth mcchilliwrong!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Well pardon me for actually enjoying things that have some flavour and wishing to experience them and not SOLELY taste of jalapeños
You overdo it, you need your dull bland diet to taste of ANYTHING because you have chosen a stupid lifestyle shunning the meat that baby Jesus died on the cross for us to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:15, Reply)
you like vanilla things and margarita pizzas
face it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Well i like you, so fair point

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:18, Reply)
My other half is the same with hot food.
I've slowly got him round to realising that hot can be warming.

He even made his own Thai Red chicken on Saturday :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)
i must try harder
maybe jalapenos under the foreskin and eyelids?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Im not huge on Jalapenos mind.
A few on a pizza. They really do burn.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I like chilli...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)
jamie oliver bean chilli with roasted butternut squash is a thing of divine beauty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Veggies bum butternut squash.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Friday by Santwanker bank. Morons.

Wine tasting dinner coming up this evening.

I'll have a think about altalt.

What's this Vera water do then?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Just healthy I think.
Has loads of aloe bits in. Like drinking bitty orange juice.
Added vitamin c and calcium.

Is anyone happy with their banks ever?

I'm griping with Virgin media now. Want to up my package but not for over a tenner per month for a few channels. Plus, for more HD channels you have to make the leap from M+ to XL. Bloo bloo.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Putting on weight?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
I most certainly am not.
MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)
i'm cold

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)
stick the heating on or wrap under a duvet

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)
heating on, blanket wrapped
but I have to go out in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)
it's because you're too thin now!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
i need to eat more pies

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Get on the train. They've actually put the heaters on today

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Yoghurt coated raisins taste like white chocolate covered ones

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)
That's not yoghurt...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
True, the packet said 'yogurt' but I dislike that spelling

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
i think he was implying someone might have wanked over your rabbit droppings

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Yes, I totes got that and went on to discuss immaterial facts regarding this for my own amusement

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
boom boom!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)
the spelling changes the flavour

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)
they are excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)
I knew someone would understand

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I got a thing for forzen yoghurt at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:56, Reply)
snog is AMAZING

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Sainsburies do strawberry and elderflower that fucking proper nice, and waitrose do a cherry'n'chocolate one.
That snog looks well good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)
snog is so good
you have to go. although fuck the healthy fruit toppings, load that bad bitch up with some granola or marshmallows and chocolate drops.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Well I had the 'healthy fruit toppings' and it was very nice
My advice would be to choose the things you like eating
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:13, Reply)
yeah right
mine was much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Yeah if you want to shovel sweets and chocolate down your gob like a six year old

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:19, Reply)
who doesn't??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Me
Sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Rank little nuggets of French tramp spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)
But enough about your dangle berries

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)
^ THIS ^
raisins, currents, sultanas, dates... all revolting squishy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
It's the yoghurt that is the issue, it ent yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)
no no no
it is the evil raisins that lurk beneath
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:06, Reply)
get fucked
Alt: get fucked

Altalt: get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Heap big Alright, Little Plum

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
alright Sir Edjinald Blake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Forsooth verily for you are a scholar and a gentleman
Prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:04, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Your constant flirting is getting you nowhere.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
soz babygirl
But gross stupidity is an even bigger turnoff than ginger pubes, halitosis or massive bush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
yeah
like you ever get close (or far) enough to find out if anyone has any of those things
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Barring the gross stupidity of course.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:18, Reply)
his own?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Too bloody right!
Someone had to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
we were all thinking it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Well it's out there now, and we are all the better for it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)




click to play in browser
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Fuck is this shit Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)
that meant to be a cat, fucking shit up?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Also: aloe water?
You massive fucking Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:23, Reply)
It's well nom.
Tastes like that Welch's Grape Juice. (not Denise)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)
It's a video game where you get to play as a cat being a jerk

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)
YEAH, WELL. Y'ALL BETTER BRING YOUR A GAME TOMORROW OT.
If I didn't have a lot of work to do today I would have been very bored!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)
My thread won today, just sayin

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Only just beat mine TBF Froglet.
And I never done one.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:20, Reply)
A win is a win in my book ed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Only because I was busy.
Men dream of being in the 300+ post count
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)
like you know what men dream of
Normal men that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)
I can tell you what they don't dream of by showing you a mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:00, Reply)
yes, that's correct
Normal men don't dream of sex with men.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:12, Reply)
that would be a sin and require the lords forgiveness

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:14, Reply)
god hates botters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)
How come he made us so fabulous then?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Fungus ent fabulous
Neither is Jonathan King.

Nor is Winton.

Barrymore is repellent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
I'd say that god is ambivalent - his lad never really showed either way, did he?
Allah, on the other hand...if the elephant washers are right you're knackered because the Koran says you can't be gay - although you might be able to in later editions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Allah can sook ma bas, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
I'm already resigned to hell. If not for being gay then the multitude of other sin's I've made in my lifetime.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Don't worry about the other stuff, being a bender is like the fast track express ticket to hell.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:30, Reply)
+ sins
Natch
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Also it encourages gay immigrants and who wants that, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Jason should just be thankful he isn't black too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)
froginthians 12:34
"And on the eighth day god created aids just in case men started bumming each other. God didn't like queers and showed them maximum disrespect by making them talk and walk funny"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:19, Reply)
That was kept hidden for a good thousand years or so...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
now I have returned to show you the righteous path

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Song of Dozer 45:16
And lo the Lord spoke and the Word was 'Get Fucked'
For the Lord knows the thoughts which reside in thine breast
And the thoughts of mens' pootubes with Cocks all up them
Caused him to sicken and smite all the botters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Gospel of TD - 45:41
And I went unto to the den of iniquity
And I had fun and did danceth and cavort
Thus Lord, I thought - these benders can't all be bad
And reply came there - OK TD, danceth all you want
For there be straight birds in there too
And thou might get a shag
Lo this came to pass with a mucky bird
And my poor cock was ragged very sore
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)
You'll be stoned for that revelation!
It's all Leviticus up in here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)
My brother, whom the gospel hath tought me to love
Does be a gayboy.

And I went with him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Incest?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)
No, I did not went with him in biblical terms
On the night in question he went off with a taxi driver.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:46, Reply)
I'm going to get stoned because I believe that God put those plants there for a reason

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Cypress hill say the same thing at the start of one of their tracks, and even if you don't know if god is real, senn dogg sure as hell is and that should be enough for people

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Fine achievements there, both of you.
Keep it up.

Edit - how do you spell achievements? That doesn't look right to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
that's fine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)
I maintain impeccable standards and would hate to let them slip.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)
What precisely is delightful about aloe water?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Aloe Tuib

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:34, Reply)
it's funny because aloe sounds a bit like hello

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:35, Reply)
I know! That's why I used it as a greeting LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)
ur wel funny lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I knew you'd appreciate it lol cos your well funny 2 lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Tastes nice, quite refreshing. Makes a nice change to plain water.
I'm not working on commission here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Can't have much aloe vera in it if it tastes nice, maybe they add sugar or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)
gRAPE FLAVOUR TOO. wHICH WOULD EXPLAIN THE GRAPE TASTE. tHIS IS THE LOWEST OF THE INGREDIENTS MIND.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Bloody caps lock.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)
It makes you talk like a parrot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2185376
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:39, Reply)
It makes you talk like a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)
alright jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Not bad Tangles.
Anything new in your world? How is the second album coming along.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Start a new thread Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Things can't be that bad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:51, Reply)
They can and you should

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Well I won't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Fine. I'm going to wash up then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
Buy a dishwasher you povvo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)
Dishwashers are for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Yes. So why don't you have one?
Other than being a pauper.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
I don't have one because I don't have room. And I don't do washing up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:15, Reply)
So you either eat out all the time, use disposable plates etc. or eat from the container.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Eat out or at work mostly
I got admonished yesterday for suggesting I might buy shit loads of plastic cutlery so I don't have to wash up much.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:19, Reply)
it's deductive powers like this which got you in to Mensa

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:19, Reply)
The closest you'll ever get is Mencap.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:20, Reply)

abottoms
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Yes they are!
I paid a lot of money for a genuine Belfast sink and I'll wash my pots by hand, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Povvo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Traditionalist
That's what the house is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)
That used to be your standard response

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:58, Reply)
C'mon Mullered. Start a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)
He doesn't like being reminded of the mullered days

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Second album has been going well so far
Starting back recording this week after having Christmas off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Aloe sailor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:49, Reply)

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