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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My wife doesn't understand me...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Go home Dad, your drunk...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
That's because you are off your face on drugs and you talk shit for most of the time. Hth xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Do birds not like that then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
speaking as a "chick"
I can confirm that we do not "dig it"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
COOL STORY STEP/HALF BRO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE LEGALLY ACCURATE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Speaking as a "bloke"
I can confirm that we do not "care"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Speaking as a "Black"
I can confirm the we cannot "swim"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
I bet swipey loves it when you roll up to meet her outside work, having been in the pub since four.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
i'm never ever late

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Maybe you're pregnant then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
surely that would make me late?
once at least
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
No, it wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I have one pint at 4
Then generally I wait around for hours as she has absolutely no sense of timekeeping, by which time I complain as soon as I meet her and she takes me for another pint to shut me up and keep me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Aw you kids are so sweet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
It's that and the fact your wife is too thick to understand your witterings x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
+ COVENTROY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Bless her, I didn't marry her for her brains.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Did you begin the thick wife thing or is that a roryism?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
i don't think she's thick
just blind, deaf and lacking in taste, smell or touch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
How do you think I was able to pull her in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Lasso?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
What's that? There's a boy trapped down a well?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I say
It was a slow toss, but he's put that clean through the field for four
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Pretty much all of my memes were started by either Rory or Monty (RIP)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Has Rory gone?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Rory will never leave.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
He is currently 'naked ape'
Another hilarious name change to make up for his lack of own personality.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
You've single handedly killed that now.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
See, I am helping you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
See. Not even a smile :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
No, that would be because you are upset again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Oh Jason! Naked is Rory, Baked is Nakers. Easy really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I changed that while you were ranting.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
And by the fact you're a yurt prick with a retard missus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
All I need is to embrace the yurt side of things now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
THAT CAN CHANGE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I know. You already make me eat NO MEAT sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
How can you even eat NO MEAT?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I don't understand how it works.
All I'm saying it that sometimes things look like a normal meal, but it's literally FULL of NO MEAT, and I eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
eat it?
you lie on your back and beg me to shovel it in
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
9 1/2 weeks has nothing on this.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Last Tango in Peckham

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I've never been to Peckham

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
but have you been to "me"?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I'm very in touch with my emotions

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
No, that's MEATZA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)
MEATZA tonight Sporters!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
\o/
Meatza is a good shout. Steak pie for this cow tomorrow then out on Thursday for a meal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I was going to go to the supermarket and buy real food, but when there's a dominos between my house and the train station it seems silly not to pop in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
You do have your figure to maintain, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
8

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I need to put on weight as I am too thin now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i will allow this
provided you get the extra thin crust and half fat cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

al b
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
*gets extra thin crust and half fat cheese*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
GOOOOOD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
hbf fat cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Are you really not getting this?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Nor are you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
^ see, even the yurt beat you to it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
It appears it is you he beat to it dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
it's you that's not getting it!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
What is this face for?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
radio

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
but it's literally FULL of NO MEAT
Bit like swipey during your fumbling's...


YEAH SISTER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
'har har'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
It always worked for me.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I heard that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

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