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New/retroAre you up to date or stuck in the past? New technology or old? Clothes? Music?
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I CALL LUNCH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:48,
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I <3 my tech, so i'm well into that(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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I had the best burger of my life last night, it hadFilling Fried Onions
Filling Nacho Cheese
Filling Gherkin
Filling Branston Pickle
Filling Paneer
Sauce Mayo
Filling Hash Brown
Sauce Mustard
This was the choice: imgur.com/pvJ6Rnp
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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Onions, nacho cheese and mustard are acceptable(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:04,
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The only cheese I will allow on a good quality burger is StiltonA bit of lettuce and a spicy sauce.
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Apple wood smoked cheddar is also a good option. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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Yup, the paneer isn't really a cheese, it's more of a squeeky solid.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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I keep meaning to try making paneer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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What combination would you choose? Because of the way justeat works, you have to fill in each 'slot'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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I wouldn't have so many toppings, probably just cheese & some fried onions. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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How pedestrian(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Im sure you can add a note to the delivery explaining that you want less toppings.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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We'll teach you English eventually.After that: using a knife and fork.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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There are people on this site that need the lessons a lot more than I!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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A burger with as many toppings as a non-italian pizza is a beutiful thing(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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I have stuck with the same look since uniand its coming back into fashion, this now makes me look like an aging hipster prick. I dunno what to do Sporters should I change my look so it isnt coming back into fashion or should I just stick with it and use it to try and pull a young bird for a bit on the side.
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Stick with itand get the back wheels in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:01,
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I'm a nice combination of both.Slightly behind with owning a lot of new tech as I'm not that into it, but I know how it works and what it does. (Apart from spellcheck - AMIRITE?)
Music, I still know who all the artists are on compilation adverts. So popular culture I'm on point. Nullo prick breakbeat underground cool trendy shit, not so much.
Clothes, yeah, I'm on trend. Starting to look at items and wondering if I can still get away with it. I can though.
Alt. Chicken Madras I made last night. Always bring something home made in as the only choices round here are panini's or Iceland.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Bit of both.Music wise I seemed to stop paying attention in about 2001. Technology wise I have some gadgets and stuff but I'm not all about everything wifi and in the cloud and that. Plus, jeans, jumpers and boots with a short back and sides is a CLASSIC look that never ages.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:59,
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Swap jumpers for t-shirts/shirts and I'm in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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Alt, good lad.Today is staff training afternoon, so buffet sandwiches and crisps. I have finally managed to get Twiglets onto the agenda
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Well, it's clearly not a breakfast drug, is it?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I miss the Worcester Sauce Twiglets :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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Alt: cajun pork chop, jacket potato, baked beans. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Fuck only knowsI stopped caring some time ago.
I don't think I'm really up to date with tech. I only just worked out how to use EndNote to collate the fucking thousands of papers I have randomly stored about the place.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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after years of emailing myself stuff I have discovered dropbox.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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Well, I say discovered, I mean bothered to start using. Prick aren't I? (Yes)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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At least once a week I swear at myself for wondering why copy/paste doesn't workfrom one computer to another.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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That would make sense to implement, surely?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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If only those IT pricks weren't wasting their time on here and with roleplaying games(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Rolls a D20 to see if I will ever see boobs for reals*comes up 1*
nope never
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All sorted now, you just have to press:Up up, down down, left, right, left, right, A, B
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Or maybe they could be a way of shared folders within a networkso you could copy to a special shared folder and it would appear on both compters
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Why are you complicating matters with this 'folders' nonsense?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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I have that already on our networkHowever, for reasons best known to our IT staff, you can only access it as a live folder on a machine running Win XP.
This rather fucks up my "generally using a mac and, if not, at least wanting an operating system that can run a web browser that isn't out of date" plans.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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Meh. Possibly an irritated, slightly glowing apocalypse.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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Ah you got my cock gaz thenI dont know what caused the irritation though
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I'm always about ten years behind with music, but I'll catch up with all of it eventually.Men's fashion doesn't really change that much, apart from minor variances in the cut of jeans.
Being a skinny cunt, it suits me that the current vogue is for a tight fit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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I see what you did there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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I was vogue-ing too but you couldn't see.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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I assume you lot do that shit all the time anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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You just keep strumming your Hurdy Gurdy(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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I'd fucking love a hurdy gurdy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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Also, you don't strum a hurdy gurdy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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The value of recorded music has gone through the floor with the free availability of it.Technology is weird - I was watching a gadget programme on telly the other day about the latest thing - curved-screen TVs. I mean - what's the point?
I think we're going to go full Matrix soon, and just become beings wired into completely immersive sensory stimulation devices.
Gradually and hopefully we'll die out.
My lunch was delicious - a homemade meatball wrap - it's Mrs V's birthday party this weekend, and she's using me as a guinea pig to test the dishes she's going to cook for it, which is nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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Why make it gradual?You could top yourself now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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I feel my mission is to encourage everyone else to do so first.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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Curved tv screens apparently fit the curve of your eyeball, giving a better feel of depth or some other shit.I would LOVE a 4k curved screen but I assume it would cost about 5 grand.
Technology does seem to be wanting us to sit watching the box, eating loads and becoming a fat whale. Far cry from the hunter-gatherers we are designed to be.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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£7k at John Lewiswww.johnlewis.com/samsung-ke55s9c-oled-full-hd-3d-smart-tv-55-with-freeview-hd-and-2x-3d-glasses/p641811
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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Wouldnt that only work if the screen was a parabola, otherwise you would get different angles of refraction so the image would distort...
*has no scientific evidence just seems right*
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I like the idea that you have to sit in exactly the right place to watch it, none of this having mates over and bringing in all the extra chairs.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Why on earth would you go to a friend's house to watch television?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Doesn't sound particularly sociable.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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Hey, I just get invited round.What he chooses to do in his own house when we're there is up to him.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Do you want to come round to see my sex dungeon?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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You bring the body and I'll bring the steam.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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My new joint undertaker and laundry business is going from strength to strength.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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or some other shitExactly. I can understand the military application of such, perhaps, but entertainment-wise - it all seems a bit overkill (ironically).
I mean - a video's a video. Clear, in colour, on a big enough screen is great. I don't see how a curved screen is really going to make any difference.
Mind - our telly's 20 years old and showing no signs of packing up, so I don't see why I'm so bothered.
I just get a distinct feeling that people are employed to create problems in order to sell us shit to solve them. No one knew they needed music while walking along until the walkman was invented.
I'm sorry - I appear to be taking the internet seriously. I still like breasts, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Plus also you get more floorspace per screen size because it's bent (but naturally the depth increases).Where 'curved' comes into its own is with portable devices, imagine being able to 'fold' your phone in half, or having the sides as part of the screen for other functions (ie, in a 'closed' state, you can still recieve notifications on the side).
Flexable OLEDs doesn't always mean Bendable, but it does mean that you can have other shapes rather than flat rectangles.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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I used to be able to fold my 'phone in half - it was called a clam-shell.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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There is a new one that you can adjust between curved and normal using flexable OLED.I think Sharp or someone just made a 80ish '8K' TV.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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I don't like people calling gadgets, gizmos and other new tecnology stuff 'tech', it's fucking irritating.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Also accurate. You're are sometimes quite astute for a autist who fixes computers for a living.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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It's because I've seen the contents of your hard drive(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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Why not? It's technology.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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It just seems a pretentious way of saying it to me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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We'll need a list of what is and what isn't 'tech', then, and why each falls into each category.People are pretentious. Everyone aspires to something - even if it's just going outside.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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yeah, i'm not doing that list, just say technology, thanks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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