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New(s) thread!!www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html
Daily mail had a double racism whammy with this one. Nice to know it's not just us whitey's that are racist.
What were you last surprised by?
Alt. Where's that missing kid, eh? Not Maddie, the new one. Playing hide and seek, like Shannon?
*looks at Bartleby*
AltAlt. LUNCH! On the new and improves B3ta servers. I have Chicken Bhuna.
AltAltAlt. Weekend plans!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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latest was 11 years ago)
This weekend I'm gonna fist your mum from Newcastle to blackpool(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Your standards must be incredibly low.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Daily Mail lolsThe more and more I read the press, the more I hate everyone.
On Radio Bore this morning, however, there was a fun article about 'Industrial Musicals' - before team-building away days and exercises, in the 50s you got an entire musical, with a song and dance about how good the company and its products were.
I think they should bring that back.
Alt: DELICIOUS homemade meatball wrap - dee-lish-ous!
Altaltalt: Mrs V's birthday, so a small gathering of mates, drinking heavily because we live in a bedsit in London &c &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Why are you trying to turn your company gay?Do you fancy being bent over the boardroom table while middle management line up behind you ready to go forward into your arse, run an idea up your flagpole and synergise all over your face?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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I think I've just project coregasmed.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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Everything is made better with some music.I normally read The Independent for a non biased view on the news, but they all have an agenda. The Independent less so.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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I remember a 70s training session on customer servicethat consisted of an episode of Fawlty Towers followed by the instruction, "Don't do it like that."
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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It was fucking ace, wasn't it?Johnny Trunk territory, I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-3A9R8irY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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I was surprised by how easy dozer found cooking spinach and ricotta canneloni(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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Some cunt with a think northern accentHe basically unintelligible, which is why he works in finance
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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I read that as"why he works in france"
I think my version is better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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"Be sensible with your finances."There you go - that's a million quid, please.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BUSINESS MODEL YOU FASCIST?!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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it's almost as if he doesn't know anything about financial advice at all!(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Sure I do - I just gave you one.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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Yeah it is.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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Course I love you, Jasexx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2188550
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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It is though, really.Just with a couple of "best return on investment"s thrown in.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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it really isn'tYou've clearly never been to see any sort of financial adviser, except maybe a bank one because you're that ignorant about it you think bank advisers are any use at all.
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^ This.In reality I couldn't give a monkey's about financial advice, because I don't have any finance to advise.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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I dunno like BonzodogIf you had a spare 200k would you bang it in the bank or would you pay someone 400 quid to put it in the best possible place?
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Is the 'someone' you? In which case i'd put it in my current account.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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Oh ok i will pay the 400 notes when I sell my houses thanks(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:32,
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yeah thanks 'sarah beeny' i ain't selling nuffink atm(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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So, how come my advice "Isn't how it works", but this is?Seems like you're racist against vagabonds.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:04,
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I have a busy weekend ahead of me.Haircut, shopping for shoes, suit shopping, going for a pint, going to an exhibition of painted Technics decks.
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And like her you'll no doubt beon the piste.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Actually you might like this Www.mrporter.com/product/361171
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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It was the colour that made me think of you me brittass(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Yeah, teal is probably a bit much though (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Paul Smith suits are rad, I have one. It has been worn once.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Get a bespoke suit. Not as expensive as you'd think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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Plus having a tailored cut looks so much better than off the peg. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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Unless you're short and fat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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In which case you should probably just stay insideso you don't upset people with your tiny dumpy visage
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I think it's far more realistic that someone would say "Go on, go on, go, fuck off, get out of her, go on muslim, bye" rather than "die".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Your going to cover yourself in tomato sauce and have men slap you with their cocks?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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Is that basicly a pizza where instead of bread, you have meat, and instead of tomarto you have more meat, and then you top with meat instead of cheese and then apply some animal bassed toppings (such as meat) ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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You can still have tomato!Puree for me I think.
topped with low fat(!) cheese, red onion, pepper, pepperoni and diced chorizo.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Cool, so a bit like a really thin fat meatloaf [food item; not singer], with pizza topping?I really want to go back to that mega burger joint tonight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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Pretty much, yeah. Good for people who are intolerant to bready stuff.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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How does it rank on the portability scale? Can you eat it on the couch without much collatoral damage?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:32,
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Food is always better cooked by yourself.I'm seasoning the hell out of my meat base.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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I dunno if you can fit an entire pizza up your arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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No. Not at all.Domino's and Pizza Hut are vile.
Sooner have one made from a local takeaway
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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Alt: Stunned's dungeon. Altalt: Guinness.
Altaltalt: I have my daughter, so some arts & crafts stuff, baking together and (yet another) visit to the Natural History Museum at her request. I also have some work research to do, which will be on Saturday night whilst she's asleep & I watch a film.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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I missed your soft play, milf hunting update today.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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It was great. Not for milf hunting, but micro was on terrific form. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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He went to a soft play area and spent his time looking up skirts and down shirtsHe's knows they see him, but that's part of the thrill. Then when no one is looking he sinks into the ball pit and rubs one out whilst weeping for the life he could have had
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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haha, class.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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Our doughnut forfeit order of 12 has been doubled to 24Ima be sick later on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:24,
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Fucking up at work means buying a box of 12 Krispy Kremesbut someone had a voucher for another 12 free ones
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:50,
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I had my first try of those particular doughnuts the other day. I had two.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:53,
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Six of us have 24 to consume this afternoon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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*runs up stairs and punches meat*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:57,
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JEYWGQMqC74#t=196
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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Its a marathon, not a sprint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:19,
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I'm off for a meeting. Do try and cope.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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Just been for lunchand seen a guy walking down the street, ranga hair and full beard, wearing a ginger-coloured two-piece suit in some furry fabric and matching tie. Was like Tigger on his way to an interview
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Them 'homemade' hot scotch eggs with runny yolks and 'salad' whatever that is(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:47,
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Alt: That kid's flat is about a mile from mineI'm saying nothing but I've got a cast iron alibi.
Although I think his dad's taken him.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:51,
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You should tell the police of your groundbreaking theory(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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I think, Froggers, it's just possible they've considered that one.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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Also Why aren't you outside being all hand wringing and pretending to care, while secretly hoping you get interviewed on telly so you can show what a good citizen you are.
#widaanglesnoo
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I'm not hand-wringing about people specificallythey can generally fuck off.
I'm more yoghurt-knitting on a global level, you dig?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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I bet they checked the loft properly this time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:11,
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What's so special about this kid anyway, that warrants all this news coverage and searching?There are LOADS of other kids, can't the parents just get another one?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:57,
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You can usually get one fairly easily at playgrounds(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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I'm just saying, if I wanted one, which i don't, I could obtain one. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:59,
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Shadewww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541108/NHS-North-Somerset-sent-black-woman-letter-saying-password-set-CHARCOAL-SHADE-hospital-website.html
No new thread?
lazy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:32,
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