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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:36, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
£5 on Jodie to blink first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
"I can smell your cunt"

"No, I just burped."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
HEY! NSFW! SHITMODDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
NSFW, prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Ant & Dec haven't half let themselves go, you know.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Fuck you all Imma post a Mail link.
That Swipe is a MONSTER.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542532/Mother-23-lured-man-home-threesome-watched-boyfriend-lover-forced-victim-drink-bleach-burned-flamethrower.html
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
23? More likely to be Swipes secret daughter

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Look at her, with her meal deal special for court.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
That's quite some honey in that trap there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Now, tangles, going after looks is shallow.
It's what's inside that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
See, why can't all tattoos be this classy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I might get your face tattooed on mine so I'm handsome too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Just get someone to stab you repeatedly with a pin

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
How about if I put loads of drawing pins on my desk and face plant into them?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Am I missing something here?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Yes, try sticking pins into your face - it's great!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Oh yeah, you are right!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
spot the pun

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/goodadvice/post729814
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah, I never wanted to have a job or a girlfriend either

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Cheer up, you're halfway there.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
oh! Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
ANOTHER QUALITY BADGER ZINGER

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45683000/jpg/_45683239_fands_silence.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
The bigger question
Is would you have fucked Jodie Foster back in the day...

and by the day I mean this film and not Taxi Driver...

Question for Kroney (as above but in taxi driver you orrible frenchie nonce machine)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
+ over a pinball machine

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Ever since I was a young boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I see what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I'd have joined the queue in The Accused

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

The Accused Bugsy Malone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I don't remember that scene in Bugsy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Bugsy Melon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Lezzer, innit.
Sniffer of the fishy slipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Lady rug don't half taste good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Of course I would have

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I dunno
she is one of those that I change my mind on all the time.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I love busy days like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Is everyone waiting for one of them to speak before posting?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
She's got one hell of a chin on her, hasn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Looking back now, it was pretty obvious she was a lezzer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Contact was a weird film

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
As was Nell

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Keep watching

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Shut up, I might have missed it!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
On other news I have been able to cancel going to Tiger Tiger tonight.
Thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Why were you going?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Work related.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Ahhh, hence the terror

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Nah the terror was of the general clientele. I was going to do some research for work, but managed to offload it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
and the whole going to Tiger Tiger thing

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Some kind of shitty writer
to rhyme symmetry to eye. SCHOOLBOY ERROR.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
What a fucking shit hole of chav scum

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
this^
They opened one in Newcastle a while ago and the people in there are almost entirely orange
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Oompa Loompas?
Batts would have loved it, shame he had to cancel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
They'd certainly get your Willy Wonka

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
We went to Tiger Tiger after our Xmas b4sh.
And had to go back the next day to get my coat!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Last time I went in there I failed miserably to get drunk on Sol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)
It tries to be an upmarket bar but let's any old slag in.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Are you calling me a slag?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)
And me! I am too!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Slags.
Viz dun a comic on yous.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I do have unfeasably large testicles, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
and a monkey spunk powered moped

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Leopards fanny batter please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Hawker Siddley twat lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
jump jet fanny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Only after you fail to refill

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

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