Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
I trust nothing on this site anymore...Who's the best one on here?
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:22,
Reply)
You're the best one sporadically here if that helps(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
Reply)
I think I have been way better than sporters these last two daysLets decide it by getting our women to wrestle.
(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
Reply)
Yes, your missus and Mrs Cow must wrestle, naked. I will be the only judge in a 'closed-doors' arena.I will announce the winner shortly after we have, ahem, 'finished'.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:38,
Reply)
Sound perfectly reasonable, I shall set it up.Closed doors? Are static cameras and a pay per view website permitted?
(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:41,
Reply)
VHS tapes available for £10, please provide blank tape(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
Reply)
I think I outweigh her by about three stonebut I have a feeling she would fight dirty, so it's an open contest.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:42,
Reply)
That reminds me of the tit Newtons Cradle idea I had for them and one woman who has had a single breast mastectomy.(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:43,
Reply)
Mine are getting smaller as I lose weight.This is a Good Thing.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
Reply)
YOU'VE MET ME, YOU KNOW I RAN OVER YOUR FOOT WITH MY MOBILITY SCOOTER(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:54,
Reply)
Alright what cunt has opened up a fake Frog accounton this the day of his death... Man that's just sick
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Sozzlingtons B-Dog, didn't mean to offend.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:23,
Reply)
Some fucker is in for a glassing and no mistakeIts what "the real Frog" would want
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I'm reasonable sure he wasn't a violent man(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:28,
Reply)
2 B is the best of all the sures.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:30,
Reply)
You alright then?Anything you need?
I'll make you a brew.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:28,
Reply)
Have you died recently?Stop stealing the man's thunder!
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:32,
Reply)
Fuck's sake.I'm closer to death than he is.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
Reply)
I dunno, I might have cancer from my gay electronic cigarette if the daily mail is to be believed.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
Reply)
Well, there's no EU regulation on what goes into themso they could very well be as bad for you as cigarettes.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:37,
Reply)
Chances increased if an asian sold you it.All kinds.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:39,
Reply)
I'll have it like your menMilky, weak, with two lumps
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:32,
Reply)
freeze-dried and stuffed into a bag?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:34,
Reply)
I like my coffee like I like my men.Black, with a spoon.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:40,
Reply)
Or like BatteredShort, dark and bitter
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:53,
Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread