i thought this about drunken teenagers whistling in the street
but now the fucking MILF thing is fashionable, it's worse than ever.

I AM NOT A FUCKING MILF, I'M TOO YOUNG AND I HAVEN'T SHAT OUT A CROTCHFRUIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, GO HOME OR I'LL TELL YOUR MUM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:06, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

In porn terms, I'm pretty sure that MILF means "probably over 25"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

yeah but these are teenagers on the street corner
a group of them yelled at me and my friend, "oi, are you two sisters?"

"no."

"mmm. can we PRETEND you're sisters????" *knee rubs*

what does that even MEAN?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

What do you mean "what does that even MEAN"?
SISTERS!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

yeah but
why would you want to pretend that two women who weren't sisters, and whom you were never going to see again, were sisters?

bizarre.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

/normal

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

god i'm glad i'm a girl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Sure about that?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)

They asked all these questions before she had the op

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

vestigial woes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Your answer should have been
No we are not sisters we are massive rug munchers and I will be supping from her *point to friend* not so hairy cup in the next 5 minutes... NO BOYS ALLOWED...

They would have gone all messy trousers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)

i avoided it - when I was young I was fat
now I am thin(ner) but old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)

also, i munt`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Me too!
Up and down the river.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

you're such a punt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

you do not munt!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

i'm not exactly drowning in cock
which is a way to judge it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Imagine if you were.
I mean, IMAGINE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

i don't think it would be a good thing, really
it would tickle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

cock is overrated

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

^history of choosing poor cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

compared to a really lovely pair of pink socks?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

All I'm saying is, if it's overrated and you're straight you're clearly choosing poorly.
I'm not sure satorial elegance and penis skills are in any way correlated, causally or not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

i'm saying that as a measure of how much one munts or does not munt
cock is overrated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm pretty sure no-one in the history of ever
has used cock as a measure of muntery.

"Yeah, he's got a face than can make bats crash, a hunchback and the personality of a yoghurt, but his penis is quite attractive"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)

the other way around
she's rank but she's got ten cocks panting after her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Same with vaginas, it's all about hardcore back door action these days

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

dream on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)

It'd be pretty hard to drown in cock
it's not a fluid. More like to choke on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

that is how little i know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)

:(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)