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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so how relevant is the question really, to whether the thread is good or not?
alt: how are you under pressure? do you steel up, or weep like a pussy?

altalt: how would you talk someone from here down from a bridge? what would you say?

altaltalt: go on then, have a food question. which is better - tiny novelties or giant ones? like, mini chocolate buttons, or gargantuan ones?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:41, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Very
Alt Steel up
AltAlt Just fucking Jump already
AltAltAlt this just proves the answer to the first question really. I'm leaving for Lightys thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
altalt: I wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I must agree with you here. I'd simply not want to get involved.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I'd stick around to watch, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Nah bit ghoulish.
I've had a message over the pa at public events,"is there a doctor available?" I always hope someone answers first.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
That's the reason I'll forever regret getting a Doctorate in Philosophy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
the only reason?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)
The one and only, TRUE reason, yes.
Anyone who says otherwise is an infidel and a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
At least you are a proper doctor
rather than these fake doctors that help to cure people, but are living a lie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
A mini chocolate button? What the fuck is that?
Buttons are small enough anyway, why make a mini one?
A gargantuan one would be good though. I prescribe a tin of Quality Street.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
The different packaging and presentation of food is pointless.
They should have created food pills by now.

They could be dispensed only at certain times, and you'd have to have an ID of some form to get yours - like the cat feeders for when you go on holiday.

Then there wouldn't be any more fatsos.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Yeah
and flying cars, and silver space suit style clothing... Oh and wheres my fucking robot butler
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Id like a robot butler.And a hoverboard. And a biscuit now,I'm fucking hungry.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
No biscuits without shagging mums first!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
A larger version of Big Trak might be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
They could put pedals in it and a wheel in the front that you could use:
to steer the thing and maybe cut down the amount of wheels to 4 putting 1 in each corner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
That would be great!
You could have real working doors to get in and out of it, and lights on it for when it goes forwards and backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Awesome
I think we are onto a silk underpants idea, I will see if I can crowd source some funding
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I'm gonna synergise some core competencies on this mother!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)
*Salutes flagpole
*Regrets Viagra for breakfast
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
GIANT MILKYBAR BUTTONS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
^needy^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
AltAlt: Jump you cunt. Go on, jump. Otherwise I'm coming up there to push you off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
+ Oh hang on can someone give me a bunk up I can nearly reach the handrail

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
alt alt: alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
A good question is always fun, but it is always the quantity of posters that carries a thread, not the quality.
Alt: I'm under almost constant pressure. It's alright.

Altalt: I'd jump first to prove to them how silly they were being.

Altaltalt: What's wrong with normal sized food?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
because novelty
I love novelty things, i'm so dumb about them. i'm a marketer's dream. I hate kitkats. oooooh but look, one with PEANUT BUTTER in it, maybe it'll be good this time.........
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Like froggys novelty penis
its like a real one but much smaller

Ahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
it's nothing like a real one
it's made of titanium and dipped in white chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
NO MY PENIS CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Thats not chocolate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I used to be like that over vinyl releases.
Ooh coloured vinyl! Ooh two issues of the same single, but with different b-sides!
I was a prick.

was am
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
i do it with all sorts of household items too
frog was so (rightly) ashamed of me seeking out pink screwdrivers in homebase
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
You've only been going out, like, three weeks and already you're going to Homebase together?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)
it's been bloody months, mate
months and months.

it was going on very nicely in secret until kroney flapped his gums everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Serves you right for falling out with Kroney.
Why was that again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
I think he said it was because she's a beakering twat who smells of wee

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)
^Nail ^ Head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
excuse me
it's JO MALONE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
You smell like Macauley Culkin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
no
but I will smash a tin of paint between your eyes as soon as look at you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)
nothing i'd put on here
rory's tumescent enough over bashing noel as it is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Shall I share with the rest of the class then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)
nah
fuck off back to mumsnet... oh wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I'm quite bored so I might...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
there is also a netmums
why don't you try your pulling techniques on there?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Could you get mumsnet on false advertising
they claim to be a parents site but it seems almost exclusively aimed at double bums
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
No, no you couldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I know I couldnt but I wondered if someone cleverer could

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Kitkats are a shit chocolate but great buiscit; see also Penguins

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
It depends more on the responses than the question, I think
Alt:
Hard as fuck and sweary

AltAlt:
I wouldn't bother

AltAltAlt:
Big or GTF
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
p.s.
You can get a massive jaffa cake birthday cake
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
YOUR A MASSIVE JAFFA CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)
WHAT??
I've seen the giant French fancy ones, but what glorious madness is this?

and why is my fucking birthday MONTHS away??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

groceries.asda.com/asda-webstore/landing/home.shtml?cmpid=ahc-_-ghs-d1-_-asdacom-dsk-_-hp#/product/910001065194
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
i'VE HAD ONE OF THEM, IT WASN'T THAT NICE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Poor Swipe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
that's your valentine's day gift sorted
thanks cow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)
£7 is slightly over budget for a bullshit commercial day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
+00

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
yes, that would also be over budget. Well done Vorderman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
TWENTY TWO POINT FIVE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
this seems to be a ZERO...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)
CORRECT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)
UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I KNOW U R

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Alt: I was under a lot of pressure for a couple of years and I eventually buckled like a right fucking pansy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
altalt: Don't jump. You might land on Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
i don't think he wants to kill people
just to drive them into a mental institution, so that he can make some money out of them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
AltAlt: If it's B3th - please don't. None of us want an earthquake.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
It can help but isnt essential once we fall back into the round of insults
Any mildly contentious issue is good as it does provoke a level of discussion.

Alt. Pretty good but like most people I have a breaking point, did the old anti depressant thing in uni.

Altalt. I would use my special wonder woman lasso that I keep about my person at all times.

altx3 Dunno
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
It's a starting point, we'll wander off on a tangent anyway
but it needs something to catalyse conversation.

alt: Cool calm and collected.
altalt: Offer them some salacious gossip about other posters
altaltalt: tiny sweets have no calories so you can eat as many as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
alright
What's the shit, Johnson?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Is it "The Rock"?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
i dunno m8 lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I forgot to pack lunch this morning
This is your fault and I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
TANGLES ASSEMBLE

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
YO

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
im the real one

(Gerald was innocent, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
YO

(Lou Carpenter, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Okay I'm having the giant biscuit now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Where's my cup of tea, frog?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Don't you have a minion to perform such tasks?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Yes and they are late.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This cannot go unpunished
I made 'wolf' get me more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
You work with barry's dad?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I dunno, he's just a chap that looks like the gladiator

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Poor swipey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Bit unfair. He's not THAT ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
oh lol
There's a lot of discussion in the pensions world at the moment about whether current ae schemes, such as NEST, offer the best value. One proposal is collective defined contribution schemes.

Lots of chat about CDCs.

LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I know right!
NEST is fucking shit!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Oh man, what a bunch of pricks.
I'm literally crying, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
You compliance guys are well mad!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I know!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
NEW THREAD ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

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