so i have a big charity quiz tonight
what topics should I quickly look up and memorise? best pub quiz name you've ever heard??

alt: do you trust your instincts and act impulsively or are you a planner with a spreadsheet?

altalt: best/worst characteristics a person can have?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:47, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I would assume it's general knowledge, but maybe they will have questions about the charity?
alt. I trust my instincts on basing decisions but I do like to plan things on a long term basis.

altalt. Honesty. for both.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Obscure pop music and modern history usually come up
team names are usually cringeworthy, "norfolk enchants", for example.

alt: bit of both

altalt: worst - being or acting like a cunt for no good reason. best - helping someone without expecting a reward.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I'd have thought you'd be all over a good pun quiz team name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

"good" being the operative word.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I can't really tell the difference, it's dad humour at its worst.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I like Quiz Quiztofferson and Quizlamic Jihad

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I'm imagining you clicking your fingers at the screen while smiling and slowly nodding your head.
Your lovely long flowing hair is gently shaking across your shoulders.

It's a lovely image
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I don't think dear Rory has long flowing locks, chief.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Keep up, Jason - this one is actually me*



*I think
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Oh god I hope so, I hate the idea of being nice to the wrong person.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

No it's not.
You're purple to me, pet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

correct
the uk isn't the only thing in the middle of a recession...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I HATE THE PRETTY CHEVRON

( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)

you bad boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

*turns off webcam*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

another one I heard was something like
"quiz on her face"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

if you really loved me, you'd swallow my quiz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Massive Gaze

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

My local does quite a popular quiz, as it has a threshold to win, so the money can roll over.
One week last summer it was rammed, because the prize had got up to £1200.

Going to the bar, I overheard one of the categories, which was "These are actual exchanges between musicians. I want to know who said what, about what or whom. Number one: 'Can you play bass?' "No."."

I thus could see why it was so popular, and why I don't do them.

Alt: spontaneous. I once hitched to Wales because my mate told me to.

Altalt: Best: being rich. Worst: being poor.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I just had a call from that same mate of yours
He says you should kill yourself immediately.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Actually my mum's dead, so that's YOU sussed!
EDIT: Er ... my mate.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Yes, he says it's great and wants you to join him asap
He was calling from swipe's mum's old school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

omg ghosts!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

NO GHOSTS
NO COINCIDENCES. THIEVING PIKEY BREAK-IN ALERTS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

GINGER ghosts!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Ranghouls?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

i hope one haunts you and interrupts you, every time you go for a dump

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

That's not very nice.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)

heh heh heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Simples
Just cross the streams
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

All pub quiz names are bent, unfunny, waqqi pricknames
Alt: Neither, I'm a stoner.
Altalt: Not being a prick/being a prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Off topics
Alt: PLAN EVERYTHING
Altalt: best - honesty, humour, small arse
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

altaltlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Context my dear
what is the charity as, bumberina says they will probably put a spin on it.
Sport- Music- current affairs- history-

Alt, depends on the situation

Altalt. Best is to be incredibly good looking, toned and hung like a horse, worst: vain egotistical liar
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

my firm sponsors 3 charities a year
and the quiz master is external, so I doubt it in this case. but you're right, that does usually form part of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

If you want to win,
Take the quizmaster round the back of the bins and offer him a special bonus.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Like access to a small child? Could you provide that?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Et tu Al?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

i thought he was asking you to set him up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

FA cup winners
No.1 singles

shit like that

We got away with : Ma Da Far Car

Alt:
A little from column A, little from column B

AltAlt:
Humour and self depreciation are the best. Trustworthiness
Worst are bullshitters and liars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)

deprecation? or depreciation?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

deprecation, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)

is that like becoming more worthless?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)

You'd know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)

*buys lidl own brand shampoo*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Take two bottles into the shower?
Yes, gin and vodka
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Facthunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

nah, you're Pakthunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

ooh pretty chevron up there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Until PJ ruined it
just like the knees of your jeans behind those bins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Not just her knees either
I grabbed her by the back of the head and facefucked her till she passed out. I left her lying in a puddle of puke, tears and semen with her eye makeup streaming down her face.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

How much Viagra did you have to take? Must be like trying to raise the titanic looking at that mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

She tried to fight him off with a book. This just made him harder....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

only part of this is true
BUT WHICH PART?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

You were sitting rather than lying when he left?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)

And they were tears of joy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Quiz all over your face

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Quiz on your face/chin

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)

you've got monty's quiz etc etc
I cannot believe he has the joey deacon autobiography. this made me and frog laugh all the way home.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

His brother got it as a birthday present.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)

fucking genius

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I am seeing Boyce tomorrow evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2195613
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Your team should be called 'sorry we've got a fat ginger harpy taking part'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Bad news for Battered.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/short-men-really-are-inferior-say-tall-scientists-2014013083056
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Not clicking on that, it might be heightist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)

Small blokes. Coming over here. Pissing in our gene pool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)

hahaha
I remember why I like you so much, sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:46, Reply)

And I thought you loved me :(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

you should have heard him going on about you last week
apparently you killed maddie AND jesus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Good job I bailed out then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Have you made amends with all the people you upset yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)

* goes out on limb
I am will to bet the ex is still a bit miffed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

He was just using you for your holes
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2150538#post2150546
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Only in the shallow end though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Cheating Bastards is a good team name.
(Stibbins, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

FUCK YEAH STIBBINS IN DA HOUSE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)

STIBBSO!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

THREAD CLOSED GUYS - THE STIBSMEISTER IS IN DA HOUSE!!!
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2201834
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)