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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dirty foods
Today I have "fish sticks". I must confess that I fucking love them. What dirty food secrets do you have?

Alt:
What dirty secrets do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:05, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
POT NOODLE.
Delicious filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)
And Campbells meat balls.
And Heinz macaroni cheese in a tin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Tinned meatballs are nom
as is macaroni cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Pot Noodles are fucking horrible though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I don't have any dirty secrets, I'm very open about my filth.
I received a box of spare parts. I cut myself on a pair of scissors opening the box and then got muck from the parts in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Gangreen ahoy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
How man
Ye'll gan green
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Ah'm awee doon toon te get a canny shot, like
mint pet man pet
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2206154
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
No, I'm being schooled in Northern by the missus
in preparation for meeting her Geordie family. It's fucking harrowing, Sporters. I'm expected to be only 40% understandable to them and I won't understand a fucking thing they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Unless you are propa cockerney you'll be fine
Where are her family from?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I said they were Geordies, didn't I?
Somerset, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, but you call Geordies anyone north of Watford

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Oh, I don't know.
Newcastle or Sunderland or Gateshead or Liverpool, or something.

Geordies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)
northern. monkeys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I don't know how I'm going to contain my revulsion when they start picking fleas off each other and eating them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
The Mrs teaches you "northern"
and in return you can show her and her heavy foreheaded clan how to use a knife and fork.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I'm going to take up some picture boards with me
in an effort to communicate. I hear the clever ones are capable of understanding several human concepts, like "i'm hungry" etc.

At least, they have in labs. These are ferals. Fuck knows how they'll react.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Be sure to take a set of old keys.
That'll keep 'em quiet for days on end.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Won't hurt having them if I have to fight my way out, neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Spare a thought for them
They will struggle to understand your Parisian twang
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Dunno, sometimes I have crunchy nut cornflakes for dinner

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I love a Big Mac.
I don't think this really counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)
What about KFC?
It's fowl.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Burger King should start doing a dessert pie made from plum-like fruit.
They could called it Burger King's Quince Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I think I love a Big Mac until I actually eat one
I'd rather have 3 normal burgers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
They're lush.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Too much shite in them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Weren't they bigger when we were kids?
Also Super Supreme from the Hut, I can demolish a large one of those on my own.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I eat my big mac layer by layer.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
White bread, toasted on one side.
Butter.

Ketchup.

Food of the students.

And lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Alt: I liked that AI film that Spielberg took over from Kubrick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Gigolo Jack is the best character in that.
Jude Law makes any film better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I know it was sentimental Spielberg shite but I enjoyed it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Is there another type of Speilberg film, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Jaws ent sentimental

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Poor shark :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
at least it wasn't a homosexual deviant with pederastic tendencies
You quenders disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Yes dear, we cover your repressed fantasies daily.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
*needs bigger goat*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
That joke was 365 million years in the making

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Duel
I felt sorry for the poor lorry :'(
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
He really doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
How many OSCARs have YOU been nominated for, eh?
An OSCAR = good actor.

That's scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I think I've had at least one Oscar in my time...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
None really, apart from the occasional fish supper from the chippy down the road. It is the baws.
Alt: I've been banging YM for years. Sorry Sporters, but I am your father.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
^^Star Wars?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
^ TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Not many dirty food things
as I am not really an eater of junk food... However I do like cheap "corn snack" crisps, things like cheesy puffs,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Just remembered one - Tangy Cheese Doritos
With a hefty G&T.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I once rescued a takeaway curry
from the kitchen bin and had it for breakfast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Why was there some left?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
It was curry for 5 and the leftovers were just sat one container atop the next
and dropped straight in the bin.

Luckily no one had emptied an ashtray on top. It tastes disgusting when they do that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Marborodras

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Rogan Jash

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Bhuna and Hedges

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Pashwari Naan

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Crab sticks, yes? Love them.
I can eat a whole jar of pickles in one sitting.
Pot Noodles now and again. The secret is to add your own condiments.

Alt. I'm an open book, me.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
you use bums as fannies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I don't understand,
does that mean he poos out his japs eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
:/
Am I supposed to?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
nah m8, get this right...
When a poof does sex with another poof right, one of them puts his willy in the other one's bum.

Crazy!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Much like some of you heterosexual deviants do to your women folk.
and she aint even got anything to stimulate up there. Poor cow.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Woah, hang about.
Why would I want to prod my girlfriend's lunch with my todger?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)
poofs are deviants and need to be executed to stop them multiplying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
If they start breeding where will it end

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)
With a very sore arse.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
GAY DINOSAUR

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
HIYA!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I read it in a magazine somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I've reheated kebab from the night before.
I like tinned meatballs.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Wotsits

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Shit cheap jelly/fizzy sweets
I could eat them until I was sick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
tangfastics innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
sour cherry fizz jelly ting.
Giant fizzy cola bottles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
anything with the special fizzy sugar on

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I'm at a school, interviewing kids and later having to give an "aspirational" speech about being a lawyer
I'm just hoping it ent school dinners for lunch.

dirty food secret? Boursin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
posh cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
If they don't all end up committing suicide then I'll owe Frog a tenner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
pay him anyway
he can spend it on me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I like bousin as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)
the cracked black pepper one is like an orgasm on a cracker

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Not exactly a dirty secret food though.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I think it is the dirty secret of the French cheese world
our head of catering is French and he looked at me as if I were a turd when I said, that was delicious, what was it?

I'd never had Boursin before that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Have you tried the bleu et trois noix one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)
sounds like a description of my deformed genitals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
no
what magical witchcraft is that ??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Votre rue, peut-être
www.boursin.com/fr_fr/Produits/Boursin-Fromage/Boursin-R-Fromage-Bleu-3-Noix
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)
want want want
WANT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Those Rustlers BBQ roll things, I still get them for breakfast every now and then
Fucking awful, but sorts you out in the morning.

Alt: YW
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Animal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Cooked meat straight from the packet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
peanut butter and mayo on toast.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
crunchy peanut butter by itself, on a spoon
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
peanut butter toasted sandwich.
Do you do that thing where you dig a big finger full of PB out of the jar and then pretend you've pulled it out of your bum-bum and eat it? No?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
bum-bum???
I'm not a 6 year old for you to groom!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
You say that NOW.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
what I say after 10 voddies doesn't count
we've been through this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Something something
bet you love packet meat something something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You love you entendres don't you?
I bet your life is like a Carry On film.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)
No
In Your Endo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
A sweet burger
which is a square of dairy milk in between two strawberry fruitellas (NOT chewits)

Alt: 'Bill Clay' may not really be my name
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
*insert shocked revelation face*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I've lived the lie long enough

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I KNEW it!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
NO YOU DINT!
*unfollows*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
*passes notes about "Bill Clay" in class*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I used to love pot noodles when I was a student
In fact, having spent the first 18 years of my life eating nothing but healthy high-fibre, low fat, wholesome foods, it was a revelation to me to eat white bread, full fat milk, add sugar to tea & coffee etc.
But nothing beats a pot noodle with a joint on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
You're a disgrace to your people.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I know, I would never eat these poisons now though.
I imagine little tangle will enjoy a similar revelation when he is finally free of my clutches.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Except TWO pot noodles with a joint on the side!
amirite?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Seriously Strong Spreadable Cheese, a packet of Rich Tea buiscits - and no cutlery.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
You know in Waitrose they do those large malano saussages that are unsliced?
One of them, eaten like a peperami
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I've tried that, the lumps of fat in the salami will have your teeth out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Yea, same with Chorizo. Must be cooked. otherwise, yak.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Nah', the one I had was well soft, TBH i'm not entirely sure if i was supposed to cook it.
Chorizo would do that tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
dolcelatte cheese and digestive biscuits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I fucking love dolcelatte
and Roquefort and Gorgonzola
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
dolcelatte is superb with honey drixlzzled over
And a nice sweet whisky to drink with it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I've had this in restaurants a few times.
You're not wrong.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
yer swipe thinks its a pikey scottish thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Is there any other type of Scottish thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I like cheese that smells like bins.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
3p noodles
with an egg, chopped onions and gherkin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
3p noodles? Jesus.
Nutritional value of cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
They're fucking rubbish.
Do the job when you're pissed and saves me from doner kebabs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Nobody should be saved from kebabs. They are great!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I love them but they are an abomination.
I've had about 5 kebabs in the last 10 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Alt: I killed her so she wouldn't tell

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
we just got jammy dodgers in the break
i hadn't had one for years. how could I have forgotten how good they are?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
They do toffee dodgers now as well.
I'm pretty sure that's some sort of euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
There's a sandwich lady at work who makes giant ones, and Custard Creams

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
that new Scottish Widows bird is a bit of alright innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
she can't be scottish

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
the first one was that Catherine Deneuve bit of skirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I'd probably still do Deneuve now
And Bardot
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)
You're not wrong.
She goes like a train, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Not a Dawlish train though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Just as wet, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)
I wouldn't trust her.
Her husbands never live more than a month.
Pre nup all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Except they have no standing in UK law

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Well she's quids in then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Love this
www.sportsgrid.com/sports-politics/is-germany-giving-putin-the-big-middle-finger-with-these-winter-olympic-uniforms/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Except that the Germans are saying it's not a statement and Putin probably wouldn't care even if it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Rustlers pork rib burger thing.
Love that filth.

Alt: I never actually fucked your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)

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