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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am sure you will be delighted to know I survived my trip to Luton.
What are you up to this evening?
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My nuts. In YM.
Also: check out the first world problems here.

b3ta.com/questions/stagsandhens/post2204678
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
It's like the time my wait rose ran out of giant couscous

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Janet sums it up well.

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In all fairness it could have been any one of a number of entitled pricks on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
/OT has become rather middle class.

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'Become'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Much more since Al the cunt 'champion of the working classes &. Master hand wringer' stopped bothering so much.

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Yeah but there's now Gay Jason posting on here.
He's like that homo from Corrie only Jimmy Nail.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Aye pet!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Define working/middle class?
I work, therefore I'd class myself as working class.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Yeah, but Swipe probably thinks she's working class because she goes up north every so often.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Personally I've always thought the class thing to be a bit bollocks.
My old man was a scaffolder, so presumably that made himworking, but he made more dosh than a 'middle class' office worker. He also had a degree, but then again we lived in a council house. Bit mixed up there really.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Then you're a GP. I think this is classed as 'generational family betterment'.

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Don't know about'betterment' I don't think working in the building trade is anything to be ashamed of.
He started off as a labourer, and ended up owning his own scaffolding company. Made a good screw out of it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I wasn't saying what your father did was anything to be ashamed of.
Pay attention.

Then send me a prescription for morphine. Thanks.
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Oramorph all right chief?
I've never actually prescribed morphine.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
I'll take whatever I can get. Ta.

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I bet Swipes gazzing you this very minute

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)
she's all frogged up.
We're all grateful to him for taking a fat one for the team.
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Frogs blind?
I bet touching her thighs must be like inputting a brail library with each stroke...........ewwwwwwwww I think I may just go and be sick.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Funny, that's how we felt about you emotionally cheating on your wife

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Well really :(
alright my little Satsuma?*

*this works on two levels
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
My thighs are smoother than your kids'

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Wait I don't even own any goats

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
In other news, Dozer has recently referring to 'Mrs D'.
As if.

HAHAHAHHAHA
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She's his best imaginary friend.
He looks single to me.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
He dresses the hamster up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
One of my patients was arrested for this yeaars ago.
I still have a chortle whenever he turns up :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
You would have thought he would have had the good GRACE to have kept that one himself?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
He did it before I came here.
One of my colleagues still has the newspaper cutting. He was arrested and charged. His girlfriend took pictures of him indulging his hobby, and showed others, he wS grassed up :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
The thing about Al is this:
Al is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
YES.

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I'd bet Al has never met a single working-class person in his life

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Rachel's colleagues on their way to work.
metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/innovative-and-privileged-commuters-avoid-tube-strike-misery-by-riding-their-horses-to-work-4291518/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Feeding a man beer and pizza

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)
You'll never get him as fat as you so stop trying.

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Enjoy your lonely wank over the thought

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Wanking about pizza? Man muck is more Jason's type of pizza topping than mine.

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If I want a salty pizza I normally have anchovies.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)
yes it was nice of me to buy me a pizza and me a beer and let you apparently feed me with it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Hahaha

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Weird online romance.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you both, but still, Internet shut in weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Innit frere

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Shut up BeatsWork

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Had a proper shit day.
Negative people are the worst sort of people.
Trying to do work around people with dementia is pretty tough, but being a miserable unhelpful stroppy cunt is only going to make it worse for everyone.

Tonight I will drink and go to bed early, as I've an early start tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Yep. I have a woman at work who is constantly moaning. either the temperature, the music, the data she is working, her life.
shut up, shut up, SHUT UPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Miserable people can fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Hold on a minute I just got here :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Hello HH.
HOw are you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Tip top BTD
How's you today?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Good thanks.
Daughter in bed, missus out with friends, me with a bottle of red and bag of cashews. You?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Just finished off work related emails, sipping some polish beer
thought I would hang around here for a while and call people cunts, that's still what we do on here isn't it?

By the way who the hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
He's your replacement on here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
No-one could possibly be as dull as me on here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
He's doing an excellent job, he's got a proper career too, you know, like you did.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Hello frog.
How's the toe?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Much better, a proper online doctor diagnosed it immediately, he clearly knew what he was talking about and wasn't a first year medical student playing at being a general practitioner on the web #justsayin'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
^needy^
What was his diagnosis?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
DHAAKH I hope?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Sorry that's confidential

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Stiff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
More than his cock must be when he sees you naked.

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I'm not sure where the line is here
But I think you thinking about his cock getting stiff MIGHT be somewhere over it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
It goes back inside even with the lights off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
No, wait
The line is right here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I thought they were folds?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Ha!

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*Doffs hat*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
She lets you do sex to her?
Congratulations. I hope you have protection?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
I have a baseball bat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
He said protection not sex aid

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
That he has to use sideways.

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it keeps a grin on her face

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Shame it dont work on her chins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
its only a bat not a forklift

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
alright Mongy, has /talk really got that bad you've decided to post here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Her face is all the protection against ejaculation that he needs.

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couple of bins usually keeps the worst of the rain off

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I was second best troll.
Frog promoted me. Long time lurker, thought I'd best register and join in the wit and badinage.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
How much fun can lurking in this weird socially retarded pit possibly be?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Well nice one, you have a Mrs so you aint a Rory, Monty, Chompy, Battered or Gonz glove then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
As far as I know, no.
The name comes from an old yahoo chat account.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
You should have un-lurked earlier
you missed out on the traditional Chompy Gaz asking if you have breasts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Is this the pizzagate guy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Wow bingo, so how long have you been lurking?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I'm glad he unlurked, he's a good chap that troll fellow, for a pretend doctor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)
I thought we had our full qouta of Doctors on here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
He isn't a real doctor though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Who else is a doctor?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I was a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
*pats on head*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:11, Reply)
I was doctor frog when I first joined in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)

doctor frog a cunt

+and still am
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)
That wasn't as hurtful as is could have been, as I saw your hamfisted srtikethrough fuck up that you quickly edited

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
Yeah well YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah well YOURN a sales rep and a philanderer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:17, Reply)
His name comes up most days, when Rory starts on his attempted windups to Rachel.
GeordieJay is other main target at present.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
so how long?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Few years now.
Wife introduced me to it. She's a /links tard
.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:18, Reply)
So whats been your Fav subject over the years?
and what drew you out?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)
Just thought I'd join in.
Officer. I think Rory is funny.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Rory is misunderstood on here
I like the little pikey cunt and all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
The shed stuff was funny too.
Christ Im easily amused.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Shed gate was funny, I can't believe people got stepped for mentioning sheds
Here is one I was quite proud off

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907195
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Sheds was 2012. You were about a year late with your post.

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I posted it in 2012 but you know what the Royal Mail is like.....
Ohhhh by the way, London in March, the little man is now asking if he can have the train fare for all three of us instead of going to London, crafty little sod.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45, Reply)
Easy now double H,
How's life in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Alright me old china......My backs hurting from all the driving but apart from that all is well
But if you're still clocking up the millage I don't really have to tell you that, how is Mrs Weepee?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
I went and got a seat covers for the van,
Fucking god send. But yeah, still racking up the miles.
Mrs Wee-pee will be possibly official Mrs Wee-pee soon as I've got an engagement ring and a secret holiday weekend booked. I've surprised myself by being rather excited about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
She is going to get you neutered first I hope
We have enough gingers as it is
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Won't have kids. Thank the Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Haha I forgot all about your dislike of children
Do you miss the landlording at all?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Savile said he didn't like kids......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Are you still sticking your penis in your ex's bottom?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Anal sex has never really appealed to me
women have a perfectly good hole for sex and it shuts them up


teehee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
As your online GP I must advise against bum sex. It's against the laws of God and man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Not me gov. It's HH. What are the medical fraternity's view on infidelity? Does it cause cancer?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I bet it was a man having Sex with a male monkey that started the whole aids thing.
Gay Jason Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
^ Russian ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Biryani and Dexter finale

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Biryani finale.
Mind you don't fall in to a korma.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
I hope you're just (Rogan )Joshing him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Jeff's jalfrezi!!!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Phall together now...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Naan of that sort of moaning here thanks.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
NO CURRY CHAAT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
You must be mad(ras)

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
I samosa you may be right

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Stop your argy-bhaji-ing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Your just trying to curry his favour aint ya?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Shame Gay Jason™ isn't here. We need a japati boy response to all of this.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Wouldn't he just be biting the pilau?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Only if it's his turn on the roti.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Dahl-ly be the day

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
He'll be in a right (lime) pickle if he loses his turn.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Yeah, the Mango Chutney Ferret

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
That's the raita attitude.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)
If he carries on with that he'll catch a Dosa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Ha!!! This sort of response currys my favour

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:21, Reply)
Tikka minute out here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
So who's the best one here?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
Me, of course!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Best what?
A few excel at certain things
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
The whole Stibbins happened when I wasn't posting
I gather it was frank?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:59, Reply)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:03, Reply)
Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me.
How are things with you TuiB?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:05, Reply)
The sstibbins thing confused me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:12, Reply)
Do you also buy cables in 30m lengths?
#fishing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:14, Reply)
Huh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:19, Reply)
It's a Nakers thing
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=30M
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:22, Reply)
Im still new enough to not know all the memes.
Give me a few months mate.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:25, Reply)

n

So not Kroney either? scratches another name of the list
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:28, Reply)
I'm definitely me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:31, Reply)
MMmmmmmmKay then
In answer to who is the best on here

Sportscow....everyone likes
TuiB ....Very sarcastic but has a heart of gold
Nakers ....Best troll without a doubt
Kroney ....If didn't mention him he would blockade me and burn sheep
Dozer .... Just for the Gazzes
Swipe .... For having having bigger balls than all of us put together
Monty .... RIP for just being Monty
Stunned .... I love his sense of humour
Jeffers .... Pours pint
Battered .... .......errrrrrm I'll think of a reason

FUCK THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE, in short we all make this place a little bit better but the best is very subjective
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:47, Reply)
Did it turn out that Stibbins fucked his sister or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:26, Reply)
AB you rat faced bastard, you OK?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:30, Reply)
Evening AB.
Kill anyone this week yet?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:30, Reply)
Not this week, despite the best effort of haematologist cunts referring us knackered old octogenerians on their 4th round of chemo who they can 'turn around if we get them through this acute bit'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:47, Reply)
Very scientific.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:58, Reply)
Basically, the reason they put nails in coffins is to stop the cunts subjecting the poor fuckers to another round of treatment.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:13, Reply)
if i told you that, i'd have to kill you

(spanishfly 2, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:34, Reply)
comedy accounts are fucking shit and only used by unfunny cunts
/ac
(spanishfly 2, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:35, Reply)
His wife?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:03, Reply)
I'm fucking off to bed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:05, Reply)

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