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	 I am sure you will be delighted to know I survived my trip to Luton.
	I am sure you will be delighted to know I survived my trip to Luton. 
 	What are you up to this evening?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:55,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 My nuts. In YM.
	My nuts. In YM.
 	Also: check out the first world problems here.
b3ta.com/questions/stagsandhens/post2204678
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 It's like the time my wait rose ran out of giant couscous
	It's like the time my wait rose ran out of giant couscous 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:11,
	
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	 Janet sums it up well.
	Janet sums it up well. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:23,
	
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	 In all fairness it could have been any one of a number of entitled pricks on here.
	In all fairness it could have been any one of a number of entitled pricks on here.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:25,
	
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	 /OT has become rather middle class.
	/OT has become rather middle class. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:26,
	
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	 'Become'?
	'Become'?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:33,
	
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	 Much more since Al the cunt 'champion of the working classes &. Master hand wringer' stopped bothering so much.
	Much more since Al the cunt 'champion of the working classes &. Master hand wringer' stopped bothering so much. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:40,
	
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	 Yeah but there's now Gay Jason posting on here.
	Yeah but there's now Gay Jason posting on here. 
 	He's like that homo from Corrie only Jimmy Nail.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:43,
	
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	 Aye pet!
	Aye pet!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:45,
	
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	 Define working/middle class?
	Define working/middle class?
 	I work, therefore I'd class myself as working class.
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	 Yeah, but Swipe probably thinks she's working class because she goes up north every so often.
	Yeah, but Swipe probably thinks she's working class because she goes up north every so often.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:49,
	
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	 Personally I've always thought the class thing to be a bit bollocks.
	Personally I've always thought the class thing to be a bit bollocks.
 	My old man was a scaffolder, so presumably that made himworking, but he made more dosh than a 'middle class' office worker. He also had a degree, but then again we lived in a council house. Bit mixed up there really.
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	 Then you're a GP. I think this is classed as 'generational family betterment'.
	Then you're a GP. I think this is classed as 'generational family betterment'. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:06,
	
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	 Don't know about'betterment' I don't think working in the building trade is anything to be ashamed of.
	Don't know about'betterment' I don't think working in the building trade is anything to be ashamed of.
 	He started off as a labourer, and ended up owning his own scaffolding company. Made a good screw out of it.
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	 I wasn't saying what your father did was anything to be ashamed of.
	I wasn't saying what your father did was anything to be ashamed of.
 	Pay attention. 
Then send me a prescription for morphine. Thanks.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:12,
	
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	 Oramorph all right chief?
	Oramorph all right chief?
 	I've never actually prescribed morphine.
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	 I'll take whatever I can get. Ta.
	I'll take whatever I can get. Ta. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19,
	
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	 I bet Swipes gazzing you this very minute
	I bet Swipes gazzing you this very minute
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:20,
	
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	 she's all frogged up.
	she's all frogged up.
 	We're all grateful to him for taking a fat one for the team.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:26,
	
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	 Frogs blind?
	Frogs blind?
 	I bet touching her thighs must be like inputting a brail library with each stroke...........ewwwwwwwww I think I may just go and be sick.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:30,
	
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	 Funny, that's how we felt about you emotionally cheating on your wife
	Funny, that's how we felt about you emotionally cheating on your wife 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38,
	
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	 Well really :(
	Well really :(
 	alright my little Satsuma?*
 *this works on two levels
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49,
	
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	 My thighs are smoother than your kids'
	My thighs are smoother than your kids'
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52,
	
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	 Wait I don't even own any goats
	Wait I don't even own any goats
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55,
	
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	 In other news, Dozer has recently referring to 'Mrs D'.
	In other news, Dozer has recently referring to 'Mrs D'. 
 	As if.
HAHAHAHHAHA
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39,
	
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	 She's his best imaginary friend.
	She's his best imaginary friend.
 	He looks single to me.
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	 He dresses the hamster up
	He dresses the hamster up 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44,
	
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	 One of my patients was arrested for this yeaars ago.
	One of my patients was arrested for this yeaars ago.
 	I still have a chortle whenever he turns up :)
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	 You would have thought he would have had the good GRACE to have kept that one himself?
	You would have thought he would have had the good GRACE to have kept that one himself? 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:51,
	
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	 He did it before I  came here.
	He did it before I  came here.
 	One of my colleagues still has the newspaper cutting. He was arrested and charged. His girlfriend took pictures of him indulging his hobby, and showed others, he wS grassed up :)
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	 The thing about Al is this:
	The thing about Al is this:
 	Al is a cunt.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 YES.
	YES.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:05,
	
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	 I'd bet Al has never met a single working-class person in his life
	I'd bet Al has never met a single working-class person in his life
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:55,
	
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	 Feeding a man beer and pizza
	Feeding a man beer and pizza 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:10,
	
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	 You'll never get him as fat as you so stop trying.
	You'll never get him as fat as you so stop trying. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:24,
	
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	 Enjoy your lonely wank over the thought
	Enjoy your lonely wank over the thought 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:24,
	
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	 Wanking about pizza? Man muck is more Jason's type of pizza topping than mine.
	Wanking about pizza? Man muck is more Jason's type of pizza topping than mine. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:28,
	
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	 If I want a salty pizza I normally have anchovies.
	If I want a salty pizza I normally have anchovies.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 yes it was nice of me to buy me a pizza and me a beer and let you apparently feed me with it
	yes it was nice of me to buy me a pizza and me a beer and let you apparently feed me with it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:36,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 Weird online romance.
	Weird online romance. 
 	Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you both, but still, Internet shut in weirdos.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:55,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:04,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:24,
	
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	 Innit frere
	Innit frere
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:25,
	
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	 Shut up BeatsWork
	Shut up BeatsWork
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07,
	
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	 Had a proper shit day.
	Had a proper shit day. 
 	Negative people are the worst sort of people. 
Trying to do work around people with dementia is pretty tough, but being a miserable unhelpful stroppy cunt is only going to make it worse for everyone. 
Tonight I will drink and go to bed early, as I've an early start tomorrow.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 Yep. I have a woman at work who is constantly moaning. either the temperature, the music, the data she is working, her life.
	Yep. I have a woman at work who is constantly moaning. either the temperature, the music, the data she is working, her life.
 	shut up, shut up, SHUT UPPPP
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:36,
	
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	 Miserable people can fuck off.
	Miserable people can fuck off. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:56,
	
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	 Hold on a minute I just got here  :(
	Hold on a minute I just got here  :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:15,
	
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	 Hello HH.
	Hello HH.
 	HOw are you?
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	 Tip top BTD
	Tip top BTD
 	How's you today?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19,
	
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	 Good thanks.
	Good thanks.
 	Daughter in bed, missus out with friends, me with a bottle of red and bag of cashews. You?
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	 Just finished off work related emails, sipping some polish beer
	Just finished off work related emails, sipping some polish beer
 	thought I would hang around here for a while and call people cunts, that's still what we do on here isn't it?
By the way who the hell are you?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27,
	
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	 He's your replacement on here
	He's your replacement on here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:28,
	
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	 No-one could possibly be as dull as me on here
	No-one could possibly be as dull as me on here
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:31,
	
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	 He's doing an excellent job, he's got a proper career too, you know, like you did.
	He's doing an excellent job, he's got a proper career too, you know, like you did.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 >:(
	>:(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43,
	
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	 Hello frog.
	Hello frog.
 	How's the toe?
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	 Much better, a proper online doctor diagnosed it immediately, he clearly knew what he was talking about and wasn't a first year medical student playing at being a general practitioner on the web #justsayin'
	Much better, a proper online doctor diagnosed it immediately, he clearly knew what he was talking about and wasn't a first year medical student playing at being a general practitioner on the web #justsayin'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:48,
	
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	 ^needy^
	^needy^
 	What was his diagnosis?
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	 DHAAKH I hope?
	DHAAKH I hope?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53,
	
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	 Sorry that's confidential
	Sorry that's confidential
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54,
	
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	 Stiff
	Stiff
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49,
	
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	 More than his cock must be when he sees you naked.
	More than his cock must be when he sees you naked. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52,
	
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	 I'm not sure where the line is here
	I'm not sure where the line is here 
 	But I think you thinking about his cock getting stiff MIGHT be somewhere over it...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55,
	
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	 It goes back inside even with the lights off
	It goes back inside even with the lights off
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55,
	
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	 No, wait
	No, wait 
 	The line is right here
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56,
	
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	 I thought they were folds?
	I thought they were folds?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00,
	
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	 Ha!
	Ha!
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07,
	
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	 *Doffs hat*
	*Doffs hat*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:10,
	
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	 She lets you do sex to her?
	She lets you do sex to her?
 	Congratulations. I hope you have protection?
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	 I have a baseball bat
	I have a baseball bat
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00,
	
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	 He said protection not sex aid
	He said protection not sex aid
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00,
	
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	 That he has to use sideways.
	That he has to use sideways. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03,
	
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	 it keeps a grin on her face
	it keeps a grin on her face
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04,
	
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	 Shame it dont work on her chins
	Shame it dont work on her chins
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:05,
	
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	 its only a bat not a forklift
	its only a bat not a forklift
 	
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	 alright Mongy, has /talk really got that bad you've decided to post here?
	alright Mongy, has /talk really got that bad you've decided to post here?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09,
	
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	 Her face is all the protection against ejaculation that he needs.
	Her face is all the protection against ejaculation that he needs. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00,
	
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	 couple of bins usually keeps the worst of the rain off
	couple of bins usually keeps the worst of the rain off
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 STAY ABOUT FROM MY ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
	STAY ABOUT FROM MY ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 I was second best troll.
	I was second best troll.
 	Frog promoted me. Long time lurker, thought I'd best register and join in the wit and badinage.
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	 How much fun can lurking in this weird socially retarded pit possibly be?
	How much fun can lurking in this weird socially retarded pit possibly be? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 Well nice one, you have a Mrs so you aint a Rory, Monty, Chompy, Battered or Gonz glove then?
	Well nice one, you have a Mrs so you aint a Rory, Monty, Chompy, Battered or Gonz glove then?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 As far as I know, no.
	As far as I know, no.
 	The name comes from an old yahoo chat account.
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	 You should have un-lurked earlier
	You should have un-lurked earlier
 	you missed out on the traditional Chompy Gaz asking if you have breasts
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58,
	
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	 Is this the pizzagate guy?
	Is this the pizzagate guy?
 	
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	 Wow bingo, so how long have you been lurking?
	Wow bingo, so how long have you been lurking?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 I'm glad he unlurked, he's a good chap that troll fellow, for a pretend doctor
	I'm glad he unlurked, he's a good chap that troll fellow, for a pretend doctor
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03,
	
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	 I thought we had our full qouta of Doctors on here?
	I thought we had our full qouta of Doctors on here?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04,
	
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	 He isn't a real doctor though
	He isn't a real doctor though
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 Who else is a doctor?
	Who else is a doctor?
 	
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	 I was a doctor
	I was a doctor
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08,
	
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	 *pats on head*
	*pats on head*
 	
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	 I was doctor frog when I first joined in
	I was doctor frog when I first joined in
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12,
	
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 	doctor frog a cunt
+and still am
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13,
	
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	 That wasn't as hurtful as is could have been,  as I saw your hamfisted srtikethrough fuck up that you quickly edited
	That wasn't as hurtful as is could have been,  as I saw your hamfisted srtikethrough fuck up that you quickly edited
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15,
	
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	 Yeah well YOUN ARE
	Yeah well YOUN ARE
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:16,
	
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	 Yeah well YOURN a sales rep and a philanderer
	Yeah well YOURN a sales rep and a philanderer 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:17,
	
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	 His name comes up most days, when Rory starts on his attempted windups to Rachel.
	His name comes up most days, when Rory starts on his attempted windups to Rachel.
 	GeordieJay is other main target at present.
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	 so how long?
	so how long?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12,
	
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	 Few years now.
	Few years now.
 	Wife introduced me to it. She's a /links tard
.
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	 So whats been your Fav subject over the years?
	So whats been your Fav subject over the years?
 	and what drew you out?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20,
	
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	 Just thought I'd join in.
	Just thought I'd join in.
 	Officer. I think Rory is funny.
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	 Rory is misunderstood on here
	Rory is misunderstood on here
 	I like the little pikey cunt and all
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:30,
	
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	 The shed stuff was funny too.
	The shed stuff was funny too.
 	Christ Im easily amused.
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	 Shed gate was funny, I can't believe people got stepped for mentioning sheds
	Shed gate was funny, I can't believe people got stepped for mentioning sheds
 	Here is one I was quite proud off
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907195
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:34,
	
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	 Sheds was 2012. You were about a year late with your post.
	Sheds was 2012. You were about a year late with your post.  
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:38,
	
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	 I posted it in 2012 but you know what the Royal Mail is like.....
	I posted it in 2012 but you know what the Royal Mail is like.....
 	Ohhhh by the way, London in March, the little man is now asking if he can have the train fare for all three of us instead of going to London, crafty little sod.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45,
	
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	 Easy now double H,
	Easy now double H, 
 	How's life in the hood?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:32,
	
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	 Alright me old china......My backs hurting from all the driving but apart from that all is well
	Alright me old china......My backs hurting from all the driving but apart from that all is well
 	But if you're still clocking up the millage I don't really have to tell you that, how is Mrs Weepee?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:36,
	
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	 I went and got a seat covers for the van,
	I went and got a seat covers for the van, 
 	Fucking god send. But yeah, still racking up the miles. 
Mrs Wee-pee will be possibly official Mrs Wee-pee soon as I've got an engagement ring and a secret holiday weekend booked. I've surprised myself by being rather excited about the whole thing.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
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	 She is going to get you neutered first I hope
	She is going to get you neutered first I hope
 	We have enough gingers as it is
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 Won't have kids. Thank the Lord.
	Won't have kids. Thank the Lord. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 Haha I forgot all about your dislike of children
	Haha I forgot all about your dislike of children
 	Do you miss the landlording at all?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47,
	
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	 Savile said he didn't like kids......
	Savile said he didn't like kids......
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49,
	
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	 Are you still sticking your penis in your ex's bottom?
	Are you still sticking your penis in your ex's bottom?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19,
	
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	 Anal sex has never really appealed to me
	Anal sex has never really appealed to me
 	women have a perfectly good hole for sex and it shuts them up
teehee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:22,
	
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	 As your online GP I must advise against bum sex. It's against the laws of God and man.
	As your online GP I must advise against bum sex. It's against the laws of God and man.
 	
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	 Not me gov. It's HH. What are the medical fraternity's view on infidelity? Does it cause cancer?
	Not me gov. It's HH. What are the medical fraternity's view on infidelity? Does it cause cancer?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27,
	
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	 I bet it was a man having Sex with a male monkey that started the whole aids thing.
	I bet it was a man having Sex with a male monkey that started the whole aids thing. 
 	Gay Jason Pricks.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:33,
	
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	 Pretty much.
	Pretty much.
 	
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	 ^ Russian ^
	^ Russian ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27,
	
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	 Biryani and Dexter finale
	Biryani and Dexter finale
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 Biryani finale.
	Biryani finale.
 	Mind you don't fall in to a korma.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:36,
	
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	 I hope you're just (Rogan )Joshing him
	I hope you're just (Rogan )Joshing him
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38,
	
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	 Jeff's jalfrezi!!!
	Jeff's jalfrezi!!!
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 Phall together now...
	Phall together now...
 	
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	 Naan of that sort of moaning here thanks.
	Naan of that sort of moaning here thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 NO CURRY CHAAT
	NO CURRY CHAAT
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 You must be mad(ras)
	You must be mad(ras)
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53,
	
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	 I samosa you may be right
	I samosa you may be right
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54,
	
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	 Stop your argy-bhaji-ing
	Stop your argy-bhaji-ing 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55,
	
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	 Your just trying to curry his favour aint ya?
	Your just trying to curry his favour aint ya?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:59,
	
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	 Shame Gay Jason™ isn't here. We need a japati boy response to all of this.
	Shame Gay Jason™ isn't here. We need a japati boy response to all of this.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 Wouldn't he just be biting the pilau?
	Wouldn't he just be biting the pilau?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08,
	
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	 Only if it's his turn on the roti.
	Only if it's his turn on the roti. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09,
	
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	 Dahl-ly be the day
	Dahl-ly be the day
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12,
	
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	 He'll be in a right (lime) pickle if he loses his turn.
	He'll be in a right (lime) pickle if he loses his turn.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13,
	
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	 Yeah, the Mango Chutney  Ferret
	Yeah, the Mango Chutney  Ferret
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15,
	
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	 That's the raita attitude.
	That's the raita attitude.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20,
	
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	 If he carries on with that he'll catch a Dosa
	If he carries on with that he'll catch a Dosa
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:24,
	
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	 Ha!!! This sort of response currys my favour
	Ha!!! This sort of response currys my favour
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:21,
	
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	 Tikka minute out here.
	Tikka minute out here.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56,
	
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	 So who's the best one here?
	So who's the best one here?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:52,
	
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	 Me, of course!
	Me, of course!
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:54,
	
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	 Best what?
	Best what?
 	A few excel at certain things
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:54,
	
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	 Stibbins
	Stibbins
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:56,
	
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	 The whole Stibbins happened when I wasn't posting
	The whole Stibbins happened when I wasn't posting 
 	I gather it was frank?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:59,
	
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	 Nah
	Nah
 	
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	 Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me.
	Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me.
 	How are things with you TuiB?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:05,
	
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	 The sstibbins thing confused me.
	The sstibbins thing confused me.
 	
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	 Do you also buy cables in 30m lengths?
	Do you also buy cables in 30m lengths?
 	#fishing
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:14,
	
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	 Huh?
	Huh?
 	
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	 It's a Nakers thing
 	b3ta.com/search/answers?q=30M
	It's a Nakers thing
 	b3ta.com/search/answers?q=30M
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:22,
	
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	 Im still new enough to not know all the memes.
	Im still new enough to not know all the memes.
 	Give me a few months mate.
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 	nSo not Kroney either? scratches another name of the list
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:28,
	
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	 I'm definitely me.
	I'm definitely me.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:31,
	
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	 MMmmmmmmKay then
	MMmmmmmmKay then
 	In answer to who is the best on here
Sportscow....everyone likes
TuiB     ....Very sarcastic but has a heart of gold
Nakers   ....Best troll without a doubt
Kroney   ....If  didn't mention him he would blockade me and burn sheep
Dozer    .... Just for the Gazzes
Swipe    .... For having having bigger balls than all of us put together
Monty    .... RIP for just being Monty
Stunned  .... I love his sense of humour
Jeffers  .... Pours pint
Battered .... .......errrrrrm I'll think of a reason
FUCK THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE, in short we all make this place a little bit better but the best is very subjective
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:47,
	
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	 Did it turn out that Stibbins fucked his sister or sutin?
	Did it turn out that Stibbins fucked his sister or sutin?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:26,
	
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	 AB you rat faced bastard, you OK?
	AB you rat faced bastard, you OK?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:30,
	
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	 Evening AB.
	Evening AB.
 	Kill anyone this week yet?
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	 Not this week, despite the best effort of haematologist cunts referring us knackered old octogenerians on their 4th round of chemo who they can 'turn around if we get them through this acute bit'.
	Not this week, despite the best effort of haematologist cunts referring us knackered old octogenerians on their 4th round of chemo who they can 'turn around if we get them through this acute bit'.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:47,
	
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	 Very scientific.
	Very scientific. 
 	
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	 Basically, the reason they put nails in coffins is to stop the cunts subjecting the poor fuckers to another round of treatment.
	Basically, the reason they put nails in coffins is to stop the cunts subjecting the poor fuckers to another round of treatment.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:13,
	
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	 if i told you that, i'd have to kill you
	if i told you that, i'd have to kill you
 	
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	 comedy accounts are fucking shit and only used by unfunny cunts
	comedy accounts are fucking shit and only used by unfunny cunts
 	/ac
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	 His wife?
	His wife?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:03,
	
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	 I'm fucking off to bed.
	I'm fucking off to bed.
 	
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