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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My brother bought me and old Nogbad the Bad book.My brother is therefore awesome.
Do you have a brother? Is he awesome like my brother or shit?
Alt Which B3tans are classic examples of an only child? Which would you think are only children based on nothing but how they act?
AltAlt Do you have a sister? DON'T CARE! MY SISTER DIDN'T BUY ME NOGBAD THE BAD!
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Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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I don't have a brother.He's awesome.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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Hi, I have a sister, I also have a half brother and a half sister, my dad prefers them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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Good I hope part of you is paralysed now!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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Oh right, so now you're making up a brother as well as a "Mrs Dozer" are you?When will all the lies stop, plum?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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I have a brother, two sisters and two stepbrothers, several nieces and a great nephew(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)
All lies.You are totally alone in this world.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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both my parents are dead though, and all four grandparentsThat much is true.
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I have no brothers or sistersMy brother in law is fucking cool though
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Sportscow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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*only child fives*See. Not all Northeners shit out babies for benefits.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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No some of them learn their lesson quick.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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I have a brotherhe's alright, we go out drinking and I crash at his place when I go back up to Birmingham.
Altalt: Got a sister too, she lives in Germany and we barely acknowledge each others existence.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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Perhaps if you bought her a drink now and again she might talk to you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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That's why I don't buy her a drink(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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As a rule, my brothers tend towards awesomely shitBut retain the ability to surprise, sometimes pleasantly.
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I have two brothersBoth are excellent. Most of the time.
My brothers have the best sister in the world. Fact.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:05,
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I have a sister. She's a fat lazy cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:05,
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Think she lives in Canada now. Dunno. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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I'm playing at the soft milf centre. There are too many birds. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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I'm an only child.My parents stopped at perfection.
Plus they both have epilepsy, my Mam's is quite bad, so them having a kid was a bit risky (probably why my bulb is a bit dim).
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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There's a bit more ammunition for you all!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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To be honest I only started this thread because I wanted to stomp yet another "alright" threadI rushed it and its not very good, I apologise.
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Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Your brother would've done a much better thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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Undoubtedly Ask Swipe. He's a better looking, younger, more awesome version of me.
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Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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2 alive, 3 dead. None awesome, that's my job.altalt 1, never bought me the book neither.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Half lol-ing, half tearing out hair at question time from last night, did anyone see it?Dear god, George Galloway is a twat. And tessa jowell the next mayor of London? Fuck off. But you have to laugh at David starkey calling bob crow "bill crow" and then saying "the fat red man with the piña coladas".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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Yeah, didn't watch it, soz.I bet Boris doesn't see another term though.
Galloway was a prick before, during and after Big Brother.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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"what else have the poor labourers got, but their labour?"Er, a whole raft of employment laws?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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That's not even a point is it?A life? Family?
Oh woe is me, back in the fields again.
While Galloway sits, puffing on expensive cigars. Twat.
He's always full of quotes too because he has nothing of his own to say.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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I could happily watch him and starkey argue Jowell is ghastly. Turned the whole thing into her little mayoral manifesto, the menopausal beast. And the Tory boy was a clueless chump.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Better than the handwringing leftie dinosaurs. But in the way that HIV is better than aids - or breast cancer is better than pancreatic, to quote the campaign
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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If you choose the lesser of two evils, you still end up with less evil.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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I can't help thinking you've missed the point here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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Yes dear, we know your stance on proles and their televisions.I'm going to watch the next series in bed to really annoy you.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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Yes, there are millions of others like you.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Eddie Izzard is obviously the best choice. Celebrities make the best polititionsRonald Regan was the greatest American President except Thomas J. Whitmore.
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Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Arnie made California bankrupt thoughThere's always one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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NO CRICKET CHAT Perth Scorchers v Hobart Hurricanes on now, get on it.
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Couldn't Perth think of anything beginning with P?I can.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I have two older sisters, who are awesome and also shit, both in their own unique ways.I also have a half-brother, whose company I only discovered two years ago, and he too is awesome.
It was a bit weird meeting him - I'm 17 years his senior, and have never had any contact, but we are so very, very alike in so many non-genetic ways - tastes, views, opinions. Really quite interesting.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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You want him for your toy boy don't you?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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My brother is shit,the end.
AltAlt: I have a sister in law. She's alright, I spose.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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I have a sister and four half sisters. They are all pretty cool.
Alt: Rory. Definitely either the youngest or the only child.
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The middle one is always shitBut I agree with Stunned, he's got to be the pampered baby of the brood
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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I think more successful Older brother and spoiled baby brother both getting MOAR attention have made him the man he is today (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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yeah, the last person you want to say 'top, middle or bottom?' to is Bent Jason(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)
We don't give you enough credit round here, do we Jason? Sry bbz xx
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No, he has a more successful older brother(who for some reason seems to be named after a star trek character)
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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With your ongoing amputions you'll soon be a half-brother(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:00,
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I have a sister who is 9 years and 10 months older than me. I hardly EVER bring this up.Conversely she hardly EVER brings up her theory that I was 'an accident'.
I'm not sure who is most grateful that we have the length of the M8 motorway between us.
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My sister is exactly 5 years older than meand I still sometimes forget her birthday.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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in other news, on a separate website, I have been messaged by a mod to apologise for posters bullying me.It's all deeply traumatic.
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Wouldn't get that sort of limp-wristed mollycoddling round here(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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mumsnet can be a harsh environment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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i.imgur.com/km9GtyD.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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I got £50 compo from Lloyds yesterday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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Shame you can't withdraw it from your account(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:05,
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Its a good job I dont have a 2nd account to transfer the money across to(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:25,
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I wouldn't say that fishing for compliments was the best way to go about it(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:05,
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I was hoping for angling based puns.You're probably above all that though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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Just how much time do you spend on the Internet??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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There's another website? Why wasn't I told?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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We didn't want to overexcite you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:14,
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I do have a brother, he is also pretty awesome.He looks nothing like me, is several inches shorter, athletic and a married, soon-to-be father.
Despite all of this failure, I'm still very proud of him.
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Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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Your wife will be happy.*Throws Nogbad at Noggin*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:28,
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