NekNomination
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-fun-internet-drinking-craze-3119787
Is this the most stupid internet craze ever?
Anyone taking part deserves the misery thrust upon them.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Alt. Most annoying things about social medis?
Currently, seeing people's Flappy Bird scores, Facebook 10 year montages and BitStrips

AltAlt. Rate the last film/book you saw/read.

or just, y'know, chat.
What's on your friday mind, citizens of B3ta
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:20, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stomping cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)

BEHOLD MY PURPLE END

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

That horse one is actually funny...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

queer stomps

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Googlephobe

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

bingay

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Its just some people downing a pint and having a laugh
Homosexuality is just a craze, you'll grow out of it.

Alt this thread

Alt Alt 2/5 would not watch again
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

bitstrips are fucking nonce innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

SHITSTRIPS MORE LIKE!!!!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)

They are terrible.
Notice how fat people who do them always have a thin Bitstrip?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)

That is because fat is gross and they're disgusted by themselves
retreating into a fantasy world where they're thin and sexy and successful.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I have also noticed how real people make themselves look like a cartoon
I mean, what is THAT all about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I never do anything stupid.
Alt: Those fucking videos at the moment where it does some of your pics and comments over music like it's life affirming and inspirational instead of actually being just a load of old bollocks.
Altalt: It was okay.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

That's the ten year Facebook thing. It's tragic.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

NO U R

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

YOUN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

What's with all the threads this morni g?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Boredom and the tease of the weekend.
Plus, none of them are really taking off.

I HAVE DECIDED
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

jAYSUM NEEDED SOME ATTENTION AND COULDN'T RESIST

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

caps lock lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Basic physics

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)

wot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

sit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

cheesy

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Vagabond has taken me of ignore!
I can post pictures of celebrities bottoms again now!
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

VOTES KRISS AKABUSI
AWOOGA
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

The lycra lothario

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)

*pats fanny*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Signed up to b3ta AMIRITE????

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Oh well, I tried Jason, I tried

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

What Facebook needs is another way for people to go
LOOKATMELOOKATME
( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)

It is with profound sadness that I must inform you all that at 1937 hours yesterday evening, after 20 years of near-faultless service
Our television finally passed on.

Thus Mrs V and I are discussing all sorts of options for new tellies, innit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)

'Full Colourvision' is quite popular now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I'm just worried about what scud will look like on a massive screen.
I think it will be frightening.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

You could try "going out"?
The 3D is much better and you can get beer through it and baconz and everything.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Don't be stupid. I went outside once - it was absolutely bloody terrifying.
But beer and bacon sounds good.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Don't worry, you can get beer and bacon delivered nowadays

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

20 years?
Is that one of them rear lit thingummies?

You will be astounded by HD!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Yer - it's fatter than your mum and takes up even more room. Looking forward to getting a nice thin telly to go on the wall.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)

It's all part of life's rich tapestry innit
I've done far too many stupid things in life and my batting average isn't improving with age. The latest was bragging about my 10 year old mad Access skillz and now I've been lumbered with putting a database together for the finance team. I've spent five minutes on it but copied in enough smoke and mirrors to make it look like I've done loads. I'm like Charlie Brown putting off his homework sometimes :(

Alt: Other people

Altalt: I watched Nebraska last night and it was excellent. I doubt Bruce Dern will get the Best Actor oscar but he deserves it. My money's on Chiwetel Ejiofor or Bongos McConaughey for that one.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It's all about #RakNom - Random Act of Kindness Nomination. I did one a few days ago and bought a load of pizzas for the A&E at the royal free.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

For my RAKnom I jerked off into an envelope and sent it to that crazy bitch that writes for the daily mail
that admitted she fucks guys, nicks the condom and then turns it inside out and shoves it up her cunt because she desperate for a baby.
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

@MsJackMonroe, @KTHopkins and myself in a 3-way hate-fuck would be so hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I'd let White Dee watch.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

oi PJ!
Can we have a thread full of pics of Jet from Gladiators, Rihanna's arse, foxy newsreaders and Peter Saville artwork?

Cheers min!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Suzanna Reid FTW

( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Sian Williams also FTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Sure, if you like old ladies

( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

she's under 50

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

There is something fundamentally wrong with you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Have you only just noticed this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I noticed it some time ago
But this Sian Williams nonsense has spurred me into action.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Williams, not Lloyd

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes, I got that.
I wouldn't touch Sian Williams with yours, no matter how much you begged.

Susanna Reid FTW.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Williams is gorgeous
Great legs, cute feet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Has anyone got a bin bag? I need to empty out my drawers.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Courier it, would you?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

np

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I accidentally picked up 'normal' bin bags instead of 'heavy duty' ones the last time I bought some.
They should change their name to 'can't carry anything heavier than a paper bag without splitting' bin bags.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Cool story b3th

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I know, right?
And people say I don't have any excitement in my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

post of the week, right here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

It'll be the edges from all the microwave meal boxes that do it. Tears right through

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I found a bunch of naked pics of Swipe on a girlfriend revenge site
Which ex do you reckon posted them and should I post them on B3ta?
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

psychochomp
And yes, pls post ta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Are you sure?
do you have a wiiiidescreen monitor?
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

yes and yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

They're actually a selection of orang pictures you found on Google, aren't they.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

nope

( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

It'll be that frog.
She's blown him out already.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

It's a stupid craze taken up by stupid people, like planking before it.
Alt: I seem to be the only person on facebook who *hasn't* done one of those 10 year videos.
Also, people should stop inviting me to play facebook games and share inspirational messages, because I'm never going to do either.

AltAlt: watched Prisoners the other night. It was shit.

Man, I'm in a good mood today. *glowers*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I haven't either so there
Oh and facebook does them for you without you asking so you do have one, you just haven't posted it yet
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Well, it hasn't told me it's made one.
Do you think it might have made one and put it online without telling me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

You can watch it without having to post it
And yes, it is shit.


( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I haven't watched mine, I have already seen the photos on it, and I actually wrote the comments etc, and I like different music to what's on it, basically there's nothing for me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

ooooooooohhh viennnaaaaaaaaa

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)

It's an emotional rollercoaster

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)

OH? Maybe I will check it out then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Dubs

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Tuib got the dubs, pricklord

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

^ handbags

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

D'you know what I reckon?
I reckon more people should post more stuff and, like, be funny and that.
That's what this place needs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Needs funny people first.
Not this bunch of shut-in morons, accountants and nonces.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)

this place would die on its arse if I stopped posting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Needs MOAR whinging and people trying hard to impress others with their careers, wealth and intelligence IMHO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:14, Reply)

you mean Battered, don't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

And you mate, and you xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I earn 16k and live in a bedsit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I earn 11.5k basic but it goes up to 18k OTE
I also went to 'a school' which I feel the need to mention even though it was 17 years ago
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)

was it an independent coeducational day and boarding school?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

*POSTS UNENVIABLE QUALIFICATIONS AS RETORT*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

don't forget full name and linkedin details!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

*TALKS ABOUT CULTURED AND POLITICAL/SOCIAL/ECONOMIC VIEWS, TRIES HARD TO LOOK SUCCESSFUL, PROBABLY WORKS IN I.T., GENERIC RESPONSE*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

u ok bbz? xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

*REPLIES IN CAREER AND JOB RELATED TERMINOLOGY, HOPES TO LOOK CLEVER, FAILS TO REALISE UNDERSTANDING YOUR JOB ROLE IS USUALLY A PREREQUISITE IN KEEPING EMPLOYMENT AND NO ONE IS IMPRESSED*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

alright gonz, calm down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

*BORED, WEARY REPLY IN MISGUIDED BELIEF I'M ABOVE IT ALL AND BETTER THAN YOU*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

NO U

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

oh man ZONGED again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Wha' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Oh man, I feel all self concious now =(((((((
I don't bang on that much about my job? I handed in my notice a couple of days ago and don't even think i've mentioned it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I don't think you do

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I wanted to post about all the offers for interviews i've had already from all these posh companies so everyone can be like "DAYUM MAN, THAT GONZ, HE'S GOT SKILLZ" or how my wage is going to go up by about 30%.....
But I guess, *sigh*, no, it's ok.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

yer I love zipping between high and low culture like a postmodern Puck, referencing Pynchon, Beckett and De Lillo in my use of repetition
But you monobrowed cretins just don't understand what I'm doing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I like this
bgr.com/2014/02/06/secret-app-iphone-kill-it-with-fire/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Does this mean I can be rude to all my friends without them knowing it's me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I generally say what I think anyway.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

So you 'think' in mongoloid too?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Haha yeah everyone loves a plain-speaking queer, don't they girlfriend?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

*z snaps*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I just got some crisps that are allegedly Ham and Mustard.
They're not. They're blatantly repackaged Smokey Bacon. I'm outraged.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Getting hold of a converted replica pistol is relatively easy nowadays

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

You can print them in 3d!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Gaz Cap'n Placid for details!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

and dreary posts about heavy drinking and 'real music'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

More Americans have been killed by toilets in one year
than people worldwide have been killed by sharks since records began.

Or some shit like that.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Someone posted one on my FB page that was lol
Crazy Welsh guy drinking vodka and stubbing fags out on his tongue. Proper steroid freak

Left my house keys in Bridlington and drove home. Then somehow managed to lock my car keys in the boot. No, I don't know how either

Alt:
Those 10 year things are shit

AltAlt:
I'm reading The Boat at the moment. It is good. 8.5/10

A slight hangover is on my mind today.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

+When +Comes In

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)

*HAS A FISHY*
+ LOLS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I hate that song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Also
BOAT LOL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Some excellent effort put in by Al here:
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=boat+lol&p=2
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

No soft milf centre today :(((
I like the ones that are hard on the outside but soft inside. With a nice foil wrapping.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Yes!
My dog has two noses!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553739/German-Shepherd-cross-struggles-new-home-bizaare-mutation-left-DOUBLE-nose.html
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)

How does he cross the road?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)

WITHASPOON!!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Thats no spoon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)

And yet the dog isn't the oddest looking creature in that story

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)

They say they look like their owners

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah, Caucasian boss eyed women *do* look like two nosed black dogs don't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

^ poor attempt at sarcasm, must try harder ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Jason's pet is a Mr Potato Head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Bless all your attempts.
I could learn something from the "men" on here and no mistake!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)