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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sad news thread:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/copenhagen-zoo-kills-surplus-young-giraffe-marius-despite-online-petition-9117317.html
Could they not have sent him to another zoo? Dissecting him publicly and feeding him to the lions is a bit much.
Ever killed an animal larger than a bug?

Do you like zoos?

What is your spirit animal?
Mine's Patsy Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:12, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I went to a zoo once, a zoo with only one animal. A dog.
It wasn't a very good zoo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't a 'house'?
Even petting zoos are better than that
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)
you tit, it's a joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Oh, lol.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
My favourite zoo is Borth Animalarium.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I had to google Borth... Nice coastal town from the looks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
It's alright
In that there is fuck all there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I bought membership to London zoo last year for micro & me.
It's only 25 minutes from where I live and she loves going, so it has worked out a hell of a lot cheaper than paying for the day each time we go. It also gives you membership of Wipsnade, which is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Does anyone understand that last question?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)
mine's a penguin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Waddles about, is boring & smells of fish?
Terrible bullying of his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Pppppppppppp...
Put down the penguin and pull up your trousers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
ninja click

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
My favourite spirit animal is 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
real animals, not mythological beasts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
i dunno what they are

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I was making a reference to the made up 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I'm starting to doubt myself today

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
i was making a reference to not knowing what a spirit animal is

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Like the famous grouse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Speckled hen?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Glad I'm not the only one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
if anyone knows, it should be you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spirit%20animal
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Oh, Tuib then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I think it's funny, because giraffes are pricks.
They're not camels, they're not even horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Long horses.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
they had a number of other zoos willing to take him
they could easily have sterilised him.

it made me do a very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
^ This. he could have went somewhere else :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
it's not fair to breed animals and then dispose of them
people suck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Why not? We do it with humans

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
They could have at least
rustled up some giraffe steaks for the spectators
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
He needed to wind his neck in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Mmmm... Giraffe Burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
i quite liked the food at giraffe
then Tesco bought them and closed them all down :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I dont get the patsy stone thing
Is this some sort of gay reference to a shitty sitcom?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Well spotted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Must be a gay as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I aint gay
I just fuck blokes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:21, Reply)
The "prison defence".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)
He int gay, his bf is.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)
before: x
after O
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Absolutely Fabulous.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Shut up Jason. It's a fucking giraffe.
Lions eat giraffes. Kids need to learn about such things, and if parents think this is the way, then let them take their kids. Shut up. Stupid people. I hate people.

No, zoos are shit.

Spirit animal? Fuck off Jason.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)
VOTE WINDY!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:18, Reply)
u ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Went to the zoo last year it was ace.
Load of chimps wanking, bumming and slinging shit...just like OT! Sure there was an orangutan as well.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Is this a joke about me being ginger?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
KILL HIM WINDERS!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Too sad to kill.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:18, Reply)
What's up, Piggers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I'm in Reading.
Horrible place.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Oh, dear.
I have been there, I feel your pain.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Some retard I know thought Reading would be a good location for a stag do
They thought wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)
2 gingers on the same board?
For gene purity, one must be shot and eaten.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Go shove your index back up a geriatric arse, shit gp

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Prefer the younger ones :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)
You should have thought about that when making your career choice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)
YM's ring is a bit grotty, granted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:32, Reply)
She said you had the skills of a virgin, and the face of richard branson

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
She said when you were born she slapped the midwife.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:38, Reply)
she said you kept poking her elbow as you cant tell the difference

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:39, Reply)
BURN THE PEADO DOC

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Yeah. Fucking witch.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Or fight to the death.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:23, Reply)
using only a sock and pool ball

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Probably the number 5

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)
^ Needs Input^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:59, Reply)
That'd be good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)
In the Ukraine when their Zoo's finances started doing down the swannie, they flogged the animals to anyone who would buy them.
It's part of the plot to a book called Death and The Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:32, Reply)
In Soviet Russia, monkey visits you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Nobody ever killed an animal then?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I snapped a birds neck once to stop her screaming.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)
i kicked a dog in the head

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I drowned a chocolate lab in a swimming pool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

a chocolate lab Stuart Lubbock
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:52, Reply)
What a hot spot!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:53, Reply)
alwight?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I used to go pheasant shooting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:52, Reply)

h
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:53, Reply)
They should make chav hunting legal.
Like Fox Hunting but more moral.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)
As a youth
we would often snare rabbits and cook em,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)
I went to one where the only animal was a Japanese dog.
It was a Shitzu.

Don't like to kill things.

Orang utan. I'd have a housefull of the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:12, Reply)

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