i don't think you're at much risk
given that you live halfway up a fucking steep hill nowhere near a river.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

They don't know that.
Tesco are coming at 6. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

EAT OUT INSTEAD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

now you sound like his missus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Typical woman.
Thinks we're made of dinners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

i would say something about having to cook them
but actually you've cooked for me more than I have cooked for you, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

To be fair; he's a good cook, particularly when it comes to large pieces of meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

he did me a lovely salad
much nicer than the rancid meat and prawns the rest of you scoffed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

You don't normally object to gobbling on any old piece of meat...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

i draw the line at sucking on fishy little prawns though.... wait for it..........
UNLIKE YOUR WIFE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

He's also adept at pork on an open fire
* awaits some sort of strikethrough *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

wasn't there some fanfic about stunned and monty spitroasting you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Probably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

*shudders*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

little pig little pig please let me in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

ape, the little scamp
#
Imagine Monty and stunner kneeling under the stars, naked, erect and with battered slowly rotating on their greasy cocks like a suckling pig



(
[*]baked ape Welcome to the sex dairy
, Wed 20 Nov, 16:39, 5 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

No-one will ever beat this
b3ta.com/talk/6879373
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)

That is superb. A fine example of the Internet at it's best.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)

This is my favourite bit
"It's not kosher, Sexface, but you're going to eat it"
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)

"glistening mini-milk"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

I do hope he gets bored with this new job soon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Vinegar strokes?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

AHEM
I hear he is very keen on handling large pieces of meat.


ITHANGU
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Jerry? Is that you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Tesco? TESCO ? I.....I... ermmm..... Well I suppose the credit crunch has hit us all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Only for groceries, Gonz.
I'm not an animal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

But they put green peppers in their 3-packs of peppers ! how can you live with yourself like that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

I am a rebel and buy individual red and yellow ones.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

i like the long sweet ones too
they don't seem to come in green, or to be less stupid, my waitrose doesn't sell them in green
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

They were selling purple ones in the supermarket the other day
What is THAT all about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

bloody global warming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Local Sains has started selling the padron peppers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

are those the ones that you play chilli roulette with?
I've had them salted in tapas bars
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

That's them. That's how you cook 'em.
Fried with lashings of Maldon sea salt.

Mmmmmmarvellous.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0h, I saw them last month, I picked some up but didnt' end up eating them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah but do they do
Large Padron Peppers,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

As long as they dont collide, you'll be OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

oh nice.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

thank the lord someone took the setup
I knew I could count on you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Pah', they pay you too much.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)

There is no such thing as being paid too much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)

its the windy pops racheypoos

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

he's not that bloody tall

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)