I do like a nice fish pie.
I know, right?!

Can't go wrong with steak, gravy and a bit veg.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Fish pie is on the menu for Saturday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Include scallops.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)

In a pie?
I thought they'd get lost in one.

Salmon, smoked trout and a.n.other, prawns, boiled eggs, spinach and topped with mustard/cheese mash with a cream sauce made with shallots, garlic and double cream.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:12, Reply)

*salivates*
I might do one next week since it's takeaway weekend.
We fucking love food on here.

Taste is an under indulged sense.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)

They add a nice richness.
Never understood why people add eggs to fish pie.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I like eggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)

In a cup?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:18, Reply)

With 2 girls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:20, Reply)

2 girls 1 egg
menopause and weeping imminent
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:23, Reply)

The last chance saloon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Swipe

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I like them but I can't leave them to cook that long.
I make holes in the mash with a spoon and drop them in. Then cover them up again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I'd rather fry good bacon in butter until crispy then 30 secs a side for the scallops
Brown bread.
Done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Deffo on their own is best.
But they are nice in a pie.

Personally, I'd have a scallop starter and use the coral in the pie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Oooh, thats a good idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)

That's a good idea. I haven't cooked scallops for ages. Must rectify that soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)

include at least one type of smoked fish

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)

and prawns!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)

see above!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Big bits too. Cut it small and it turns to shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)

that is because they EAT shit
that big grey line that runs down the middle IS shit.

shudder. prawns are awful things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

nobody ever got food poisoning from corn on the cob

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Ribbed for her pleasure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

When you pull a corn cob out of her arse you'll find a little piece of penis on it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)

It's not exactly difficult to remove the line from prawns before you cook them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

read and vomit...
www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/255645.php
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)

i didn't see corn on the cob in there...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

veggies cause food poisoning though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Its their digestive tract, not shit
Split the back open and pull it out first
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

and what goes in their digestive tract?
what they eat.

and what do they eat?

SHIT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Please shut up. You are embarrassing me as well as yourself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

shut up, kent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Oh I say. A late POTD.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

No, thats you dear
Prawns are known to feed on scraps and dead creatures because they are scavengers. They will also feed on planktons which are small plants and animals found in water. Prawns often hunt for prey mostly during the night when it is dark. One can also feed them with commercial food sources.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:21, Reply)

prawns and oysters and other slimy sea things do indeed eat sewage
go googlefinger, go!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Anything in the sea will eat sewage
Do you eat carrots? They are grown in horseshit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Some veg grown overseas is grown in human shit.
Some of that must end up being imported to the UK.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)

but that is on the outside, and it washes off
eating and absorbing shit is.... SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

How the fuck do you think carrots grow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

No no no you're wrong here Sporters. They don't actually absorb any of of the shit.
The carrots just grow in it for the hell of it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:28, Reply)

They are magically protected by Gaia
And use the power of fox tears to grow
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)

lolz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:35, Reply)

They will extract the nutrients from whatever is in their surroundings, and expel the waste.
A bit like you do when you fart in your sleep.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

HA!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)