For the Alt I thought I might make a serious post.
I had been with the girl a couple of years. Tall, blonde, great body, filthy in bed, used to make naked photos and videos and send them to me in the post. got on well and I thought everything was going great.

On valentines day I handmade her a dozen red roses, took her shopping and in the evening took her to her favourite restaurant and bought her a £120 bottle of wine. Things seemed to be amazing and I was hoping the day would end as well as it had been going until we got the the station to board a train back to my place in Surrey. She said "Look Phil I came over because its really not working and I want to break up" she then got on her Train back to Bath. a few weeks later she phoned me in tears because she had got with a guy and realised she still wanted me, I told her to get fucked. She tried to get me back several times over the next few months but I started fucking her best mate so needless to say....
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:06, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Typical slag, taking all the loveliness then drop kicking you in the nads.
I hope she got syphillis off her other bloke.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:09, Reply)

^ vicariously upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Shes lucky the pictures of her with spunk all over her face didn't end up on the web
Mind you it was 10 years ago now i'm not bitter anymore. Still have the pics and vids though.
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

So they still could...
*checks PJ's facebook*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)

After ten years?! Physical evidence?
Mine are all in the wank bank
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Yeh I still have the SD card from the camera.

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

You said she used to make these pictures and send them to you.
So the guy who spunked on her face wasn't you.

Think I'd have been suspicious right there.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

There were several pictures. I'm pretty sure the spunk was mine. I took the picture

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

You handmade the roses?
What are you, God or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

He doens't like to boast.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Out of fancy handmade paper and wire. I sewed them together and everything, took me hours, each petal was hand made.

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)

lol gay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

All that effort
and he didn't even get an over the trousers handyJ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

It was pretty gay.
I thought it was a nice gesture.
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah it's a bit weird, I would've dumped you an' all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I'd have taken you back

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Phil, honey, I can change...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

you know you can get roses made out of bacon?
yeah, that's a thing now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)

What's the stalk made out of?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Bacon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I'm in!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Tell me you drank the wine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

In the resturant, yup, at that point I thought everything was going fine

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

so needless to say, i fucked her rotten in my honda accord because she was a supermodel?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Sally? Nah, massive great tits and a lovely body but her face.......
Does anyone remember that advert for the first playstation?
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

BOBFOC!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Butters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Our old receptionist looked like that
Really
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I would've

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)

You gay cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)