I'm making pulled pork for dinner tonight
I was thinking a hilarious facebook status would be"Valentines day and the way things are going at home i'll probably be pulling my pork tonight" but I am pretty sure my wonderful wife will not take it in the good humour intended
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am still to make pulled pork

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

How so?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Pull your finger out Sporters
Even I've done it. And pulled beef. I wonder if you can do pulled lamb?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Buy it a drink first, tight fist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Yes, I have pulled lamb shoulder and shanks.

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Worth doing?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Sort of

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I am tempted to adapt that & post it on your FB so you don't get laid tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I don't think you will improve or reduce my chances

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

what, if your wife is thinking of his face?
i think we all know the answer to this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)

If she is she probably won't fancy eating the pulled pork.

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

To busy dilling herself then eh?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Are you putting extra bacon and chorizo in it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

+ nyommy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

No
But it is going on top of burgers with homemade bourbon mayo, swiss cheese and salad.
( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)

happy valentines day, darling
i got you a heart attack
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Lets hope so eh!

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

That sounds alright that does.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)

not as good as a BURRITO though!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)

True. Are we still doing that next week?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)

well i am! and think frog is coming too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Who is frog?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

the bloke
he posts on here, you met him v v briefly at bodeans
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Oh I see, I had no idea.
Fair enough.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

i put it on the facebook mail ages ago, but there were so many replies that it probably got lost!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

What do they cram in a veggie burrito?
Im assuming kidney beans are overused.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)

or black beans, or pinto beans, or butter beans.
But yeah, Beans mainly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)

needs moar meat.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Well, obviously.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

in the one near my office, i order:
a wholewheat wrap, spicy black beans, roasted veg (carrots, courgettes and peppers - tofu is optional, but I hate it), mushrooms, jalapenos, sour cream, cheese and extra hot salsa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

the fancy place i LOVE in covent garden does all sorts of fancy things
like cactus, asparagus, designer mushrooms
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I had cactus in a burrito. Bit like guerkin.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Mmm... peyote

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

yes, i wasn't sure, but then realised i'd scarfed down the whole burrito without really noticing it, the first time!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

That sounds good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Needs more meat

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Sounds alright that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

it's an excellent burrito place
they also sell incredible salty nachos, which you are supposed to slather in salsa or guacamole, but I just like them plain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Tofu is disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I like it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

i loathe it, and all fake meat produces
with the sole exception of quorn mince, which is actually extremely tasty in a chilli or lasagne etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I like the Quorn chicken. Quorn mince is just not nice.
It's like turkey mince.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

*sighs*
I would have thought the mince would be right up your alley
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Its the texture, slimey. Blurgh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Weren't you extolling the virtues of oysters the other day?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Yes. Very different.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Oddly enough thats what i'm having tonight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)

A wank?

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)

not sure if amused or grossed out...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)

+ or aroused?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I had one last week, so that's me sorted for febuary.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)