I am on the train, I had some free chicken.
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:22, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:23, Reply)

I don't like Mondays much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:24, Reply)

I don't like you much

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Yeah you do
Everyone does, I'm very lovable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

he's just jealous, sweetie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)

I really don't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Alright
How's the train? Say hello to it for me.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Train pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Nothing pervy about a shiny long python thrusting its way into a valley, Nakers.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I am at work before heading home for dinner with a frog and a run
so glad it's not raining.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Is he gonna cook, seeing as you put out on valentines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

no, he's fixing the washing machine and i'm cooking as a reward
he's getting sausages, mustard mash and peas, as that's his favourite. i'm getting some vegetables and a sense of smugness from running.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Have you let him into your secret locked room yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

that's a fucking personal question
it's having new carpets and curtains soon, as are the lounge and spare bedroom. I seem to be spending my life making appointments for people to come and measure stuff and quote stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Yeah blood stains never really wash out, better off to replace stuff
RIP chomperoo, he should have known it was a trap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

fucking home brew stains
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Where did you get chicken on a train, Ape?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Some bird from matte sons was handing out packs of their new double dippers
Tikka chicken with minty yoghurt and breadcrumbs to dip into
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Named after the recession.
I love a double dip.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

i think he was yolking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Well I've sure got egg on my face!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

that white stringy substance isn't albumen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

it certainly involves some beating

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

niiiiice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

it was all white

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

if you're joining in the punning
I shell have to up my game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

i'm not going to crow about it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Suffers from Corvid obesity^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

i stuck up for you and EVERYTHING

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

When?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

ALL THE TIME
see above, for an example
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

now you will just spend your time
brooding on when your next success will be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

eggzactly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)

that's not a chicken
that's a rancid pigeon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

are you coming to brizzle this year??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

maybe
is there some kind of bash planned yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

yep
22 march
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

nah, can't make that weekend
busy being hilarious somewhere else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Just throwing this here...
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/online-trolls-are-psychopaths-and-sadists-psychologists-claim-9134396.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

This was posted several days ago, do try and pay attention jaisome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

yes
everyone would be a lot more cool if they spent more time on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

What Cavy said. Sorry I was having a life.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

blimey, I must pay attention more. I read that post and thought this was yet another GayJason thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

yeah
because he's well known for his love of chicks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

You ignorant City hick. 'Chicken' is a well known gay slang for 'young men'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Why was there deletion in the last thread?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Which one?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)

I can't see the bit where Frog posted he was no longer in the pub, or anything below that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Latest Gonz news.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/02/10/bachelor-now-eating-all-meals-over-a-sink/
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

That's cheep!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)

Alright?
Pally banter all day on here I'm guessing.
Bet I've missed all the best stuff.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)

It's not been all that.
Rory is now Al bazongaloid whatever

HTH xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Who's been deleting and upsetting?
Can't be arsed to look. In other news, we has burgers. Burgers are good.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

I deleted some stuff where I was whinging as it was boring like you xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:53, Reply)

Dining with step mummy^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)

I'm in stupid Cardiff,
Shit beer, shit food, shit hotel, Welsh people, shit wifi, shit. I am shit. Shit.

Other than that though, I'm good, how are you all?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:53, Reply)

I am sorry for your pain and am here for you at this most difficult time xx
Have you proposed yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)

No mate,
I'm sort of in this weird limbo, where I know it's time, but I can't find the perfect time. I think I might have to accept that the perfect time may never come and just get on with it.

How is the wee bairn?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Make it nice and romantic. Women love this shit and she will be telling the tale for the rest of your life!
Surprise is the key, not the right moment.

Do it now, via facetime!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Or you could put the ring in a wrap like I did
Not very romantic but it worked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)

I'd drop it in a glass of soda water after.
That's pretty much a choking hazard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)

in a wrap?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)

or beat boxin' - your choice

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Of finest Columbian marching powder

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)

well, she'll definitely be surprised,
as i've always been very much anti-marriage.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)

oH AYE, SHE COME INTO SOME MONEY?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)

nope, just did some thinking,
and realised that i kind of liked the idea that what i know to be true, can be celebrated in a serious way. you know, it's just, i love this girl, and we're probably going to be together for fucking ages if not forever, so why not have a party and celebrate how great we are together. it all kid of clicked a few weeks back, and i spent a huge amount of time trying to get her ring size without making it obvious, and then spend even more ages picking out a ring, and every little detail of the process made me happier and more excited about the whole thing, and now i'm itching to give her the bloody thing becuase i know she'll love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Awww. My ovaries twitched there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)

yeah, i'm aware of how sickeningly saccarin the whole thing is,
but i can't help myself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I carved my proposal in the snow in the back garden.
Still sounds like a poor euphemism years later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)

was it yellow snow?
that would have been impressive
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Brown. I'd had a curry the night before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)

smart arse

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Shart arse

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Let's call the whole thing off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)

She's great thanks. On great form.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)

good,
i'm gonna be honest b, the whole kid thing is becoming tempting to me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)

DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.
Best thing I have ever done or am ever likely to do. I was against the idea until I was about 35, now I regret not having become a dad earlier in my life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)

well, without a womb of my own, gonna have to persuade lady pig, but it's possible.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Why did tthe chicken cross tthe railway line?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:07, Reply)

privatisation?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Yes.
Evening WP
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:12, Reply)

yo yo yo,
how's it going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Good ta, hope you are well.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:16, Reply)

not bad,
staying away for work, bit lonely and dull in a hotel room on my own, otherwise, everything is ace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Go down to tthe bar and start a fight.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)

i went down to sample the famous welsh hospitality,
no one else in the pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Meh Welsh.
What are you doing there, work?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)