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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, enough of that, Gormo and Cap'n Placid are putting me off lunch.I think we're beginning to see the first signs of spring.
I like spring. Do you like spring?
What other seasons do you like?
Alt: Best girl band?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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Alt: I dunno but your band are the WORST GIRL BAND because you are a GIRL and the rest of your band are GIRLS and you play GIRLY music about boys and make upBENDER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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I'd like to be in a girl bandIfyouknowwhatImeanIthinkyouknowwhatImean
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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Woah there Mr Chauvinist, women aren't pieces of meat you know. Which is just as well, seeing as you are a big stupid GIRLY vegetarian fanny. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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Did the Spice Girls teach you nothing? #girlpower #tanglesisagirl(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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They taught girls it was ok to be a ginger black fat lesbian(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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I thought she was the best onebut if it turns out her hair was any shade of red then ahm oot.
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if i were ginger, i'd kick you in the nuts for this(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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with hindsight, Geri was the best oneAt the time I liked Mel B best though.
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We have a pair of her knickers at work. True story.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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Fat Geri or thin GeriI loved it when she went through her Drag Queen phase
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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I dunno what you're talking about. All I know is that someone stole them from her house about a year ago.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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Knickers was the last thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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at my old firm, the trainees were asked to do a death row dinner for the internal magazine(it was described as a "banana skin" by my colleague)
some of them were ridiculous, including one who had a 10 course meal, most of the items ending in "my mother's own special recipe". anyway, one of the boys simply wrote "a girls aloud sandwich" for the company, food and venue.
I don't think it was a career enhancing move.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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I should think not, ghastly bunch of harridens.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Horrid Creature.I'd do all the Saturday's if I were that way inclined. Not a minger among them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:50,
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You have sex with nobody. We've been over this.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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How dreadfully embarrassing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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I also prefer 'stadia' and 'fora'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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PepperSome black women from the 60's.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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bit optimistic about spring ol chapBut I agree spring and autumn are better than winter and summer.
Alt, Bewitched
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I'm mainly fond of the first day back at work after the clocks change, as it's far better to leave work when it's light.Alt: Entirely female - Kittie (as I can't think of any others)
Female singer - Arch Enemy (although she doesn't exactly sound like one)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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You should knock off a bit earlierIt's light now when I go home.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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If I can get out at 5:15 it's not dark, but not exactly light either(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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anything soundtracked by 30 Seconds to Mars and Papa Roach though, eh?(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Only soundtracks I've ever felt the need to comment on were Great Gatsby (fucking awful) and Watchmen (one of the best)(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:51,
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Will have to give it another go, barely noticed it in all honestyThe Pulp Fiction one is pretty good too, come to think of it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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That;s why I replied to Pulp Fiction, you tit.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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STRIKETHROUGH SEXY ADD FAT(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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the NBK soundtrack is properly edited and sequencedIt has Lard, Leonard Cohen, Cowboy Junkies and Patsy Cline.
What's not to like?
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Certainly seems that way, just didn't pay much attention to it during the film(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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Anytime it's not pissing down with rain or freezing cold is welcome. If you can camp out overnight without freezing to death then that's fine by me.
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fuck campinga nice 5 star, that's what you want.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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Both are good, depends on the occasion. I'm definitely going camping again this year. I'm also going to be taught how to fish - never done that before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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I do not.Though back in the day I discovered I could style my hair in the woods without the aid of a reflective surface.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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Slapheads don't take much 'styling' though do they?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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I heard he was quite proficient at the old 'spit and polish'ifyouknowwhatImean
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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I had wonderful hairstyles once upon a time(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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1:Pull out pin2:Throw grenade
3: run
4: profit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:44,
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I like all seasons. I think Autumn might be my fave though!!!!alt. Bananarama
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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It's spring and I'm sitting in the park to celebrateAlt: musically or vaginacally?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:42,
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It's open ended - put your own unique spin on it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Show your working please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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FACT. According to The Met Office Spring is 20/21 March and Summer is 20/21 June.
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March 21st - SpringJune 21st - Summer & longest day
September 21st - Autumn
December 21st - Winter & shortest day
I think that's it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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It's not something that is tied to a specific calendar date though, is it?www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jan/16/spring-appearing-uk-mild-winter-woodland-trust
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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you work very close to meand it's bloody grey and cold out there. stop lying!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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When sting left, The Police lacked conviction.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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So you're sacking it off and going to Bristol instead?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:51,
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Do I have to?I mean, don't get me wrong, I will, if it will help, but only if it's really necessary.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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Hotel is booked and paid for. Tickets are booked, paid for and in my aaaahse.
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I feel sorry for the person who has to check those tickets.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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Christ I hope you put them in a plastic wallet (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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Hanson.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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Where are Hanson now? "On October 23rd, 2013, Hanson served as guest judges on the popular show Cupcake Wars. Four cupcake bakers fought to the finish for the chance at having their cupcakes at a concert and after party for the band and a $10,000 prize".
RAWK N ROOOOOLL!
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They have their own beer called MmmHops...Really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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just in from a gay roadie: best girl band is the Shangri-LasBut best song by a girl band is What a Way to Die by the Pleasure Seekers.
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He knows I share his Shangri-Las loveWhy is he communicating through you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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Wait, Monty is "mrs dozer"?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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The crocuses are already out in our local park.I think the seasons are a bit confused these days.
Summer's awesome. I like summer.
Saying that, fat birds don't do well in summer, so maybe I should say that I like winter best.
Alt: I like most of them, from the Andrews Sisters right up to Little Mix.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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I hate myself for saying this but 'Move' was a tune.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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Technically, it was three tunesartlessly welded together.
But I still like it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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Is one of them a bit fat?It's a bit hard to tell the way this video is shot, but I'm sure one is chunky.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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When she's standing next to them rakes, yes.She gets called sloth. Poor lass.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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Yer, I didn't mean 'fat' fat, I meant 'girl band' fat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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Here she is leaping out the stage like a toad.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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Duracell's new campaign never caught on.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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Only compared to the other three.I mean, she's not a proper heiffer or anything, but she got 'cyber bullied' quite badly when they were on the X Factor, because she's got a bit of padding to her thighs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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Si knows what he's doingLoads of chubby tweenage girls will like her more for that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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So what? Maybe a bit of bullying will get her to lose some of that disgusting flabStupid fat cow. Is it really that hard to stick your fingers down your throat if you don't have the self control to stop yourself stuffing your fat face with pies.
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Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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When I was in boy band 5ive I found that B*witched were the best girl band as they did unprotected anal.(
Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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People say I look loike me Da.Probably why no-one'll fuck you then, love.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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Out of them lot it would have been him... Maybe Ronan nowadays but he's got the Borelaw factor.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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In shock newshomosexualist admits he would prefer to fuck the bloke in a band rather than the woman.
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If there was a woman in Boyzone I've every right to be suspicious.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:40,
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There was but they died of t3h aids of being bummed at a party of something(
Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:48,
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I wouldn't fuck any of Little MixWhich is bad news for them I guess.
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Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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The Slits were an excellent band.Although I doubt if they would have welcomed the girl band tag.
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Viv Albertine makes my winky feel funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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And how many more of those do you need to visit on your mission to give a bloke a hand job in every bus shelter in Britain?(
Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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you think i have time for blow jobs behind bins AND hand jobs behind bus shelters?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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Well me and about 98% of my male facebook friends think the answer to that is yes.(
Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:47,
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My favourite Spice Girls song is probably 2 Become 1(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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I wish they had along time before they did. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:47,
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I asked you a fishing based question up there ^ are you learning coarse or fly?
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If he didn't answer it then, what makes you think he'll answer it now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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Look its a very funny set up to a gnome joke alright... but dint tell him
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He's replied - quick, hit him with your joke!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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Coarse. Though I would love to learn fly fish in the future. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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See tangles he has answered so nurrI didn't really have a joke I was just trying to save face, can you forgive...
I used to do quite abit of coarse as a young'un but after a while it just became an excuse for a few of us to sit outside and drink, I always wanted to do fly though just looks very relaxing
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