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Who wants a train thread, I bet frog does the big train pervert
Alt: worst job you ever had?

Altalt: sheds and other outbuildings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:26, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
DID SOMEONE SAY TRAINS?!?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)
Yeah Baby!
I have a seat, I might have a snooze, but I get scared I'll snore or dribble
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)
mine is late which means the late cunts will try and nick my seat again
I have aligned myself with where the door stops and am glaring at people.

Updates to follow.....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Yeah I do that in the morning, gotta know the right place to stand

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
train arriving in two minutes......
Its fucking ON!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)
I have my seat! FROG WINS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)
\o/
Now cross your webbed fingers for no preggos wearing badges.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)
I have spread all my stuff out so people feel awkward about asking me to move it so they can sit down

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
a fat cunt sat on my bag I have called him a prick
He looks unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
he has moved

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
GOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Not without some considerable effort and an oxygen tank I assume

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Deep down fat people are unhappy cos they know what disgusting beasts they are
The jolly thing is a cover
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)
its okay as im getting a new bag tomorrow! !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)
That one must smell of fat person sweat now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)
it is ruined now!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
i might sell it for voddie money
rather than giving it to you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
well thats not very nice. I got you flowers and everything!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Carnations should impress her alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
hey stop disrespecting me
I know what swipes like, I know what they want
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
She is northern so clearly has low expectations
A 3 day old bunch of carnations should get her frothing at the clopper in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Nah. A pint of Flowers it was.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
four cans for a fiver. I drank three.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:09, Reply)
my very first pub job (in the pub where frank drank, i most probably served him, weirdly enough)
someone asked if we sold flowers. I blinked at him for a bit, and then said bemusedly that a gypsy came in selling roses from time to time.......

took a while to live that one down :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
[STANDARD BATTERED REPLY GOES HERE]

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
i was 18!
i'd never heard of pikey brands of bitter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
18 YEARS AGO! !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I once had a similar thing.
A mate suggested a bar on Grey Street because they do good pitchers, I was bemused why anyone would go to a bar just to have their photo taken.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I went on a train on Friday AND another one yesterday!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Was it a hornby one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I liked it you needy bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Trains are expensive if you don't use them all the time.
Alt. Hmm. Possibly in my late teens when I worked for a shoe shop.
Unwittingly slept with the manager the night before an interview. Got the job, obviously, but then creepy manager wanted more. Uncomfortable.

altalt. I like a nice carpeted, heated conservatory
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
It's always with the sex with you people isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
If it's there. You'd be the same if women weren't so frigid.
That and I couldn't think of a terrible job.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Yeah, but that's why we don't all have AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I think you might want to check the statistics.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
What stats?
How many bummers with AIDs haven't died?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)
a shoe shop you say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Not a Westwood one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
shame :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
train chat?
worse than whisky chat and car chat :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)
and hamster chat

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
TRAIN CHAT FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
yer just getting on da train now mi brattah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)
nice work t-bone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I don't want him to be part of train gang : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)
well he isnt really as we are 'london stations' and hes just 'north'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)
It's probably just an old cart pulled by a 3 legged oxen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Or pumped along by Laurel and Hardy

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:08, Reply)
poor dozer got gang banged :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
hahaha yeah right
like he could find anyone who wants to fuck him, never mind a whole gang of them.

even an old folks' home who hadn't had it for 30 years wouldn't go there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)
rachelswipe touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
he got pumped along by laurel and hardy :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
my willy made another fine mess :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)

fine mess person cry with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Is it worse than the notorious cable chat thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)
is monster munch still wetting the bed?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:54, Reply)
I maintain that the smoking points of different cooking boils was the best chat ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
yer nuttin worse than cooking boils

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
I'm gonna use my shed to turn a couple of old wooden wine crates into flower pita to grow herbs in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Look at that, nearly missed a shed thread!
Trains are OK. I got a fist edition of History of Australian Railways, offers?

Worst job, and first. Labourer in a cardboard box factory.

Got two sheds in duck egg blue. Toolshed, woodshed. Life is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Ladies and gentlemen - Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Aye thang yew!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Do they come alive at night and bum each other?
My shed is black like my heart and the pitch used of the might ships that saw off the Spanish amarda
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Never heard 'em bumming Nakes
but I'm a heavy sleeper, which coincidentally is what my sheds are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Do you have a walk in bath? That'd be ace

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16, Reply)
i don't get those
you see adverts in magazines, right, with fully clothed old people walking in and out of them.

HOW DOES THE WATER NOT POUR OUT OF THE OPEN DOOR? HOW?????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)
you fucking idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
you empty it first numbskull

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Errrr
You walk in, close the door THEN fill the bath.

When finished, drain water, open door and leave.

You really are a fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
You'd get cold sat there.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
but that would take fucking ages
and if you run the hot water first, you'll scald. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
document m in building regs covers this in requiring the use of a thermostatic blending valve to avoid this happening
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
I can see why she fell for your charms

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:32, Reply)
I know. imagine me knowing things about my job!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)
but it doesn't explain that you'd have to sit for 20 mins waiting for it to fill
and then aaaaages waiting for it to drain again. it sucks. you must be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
normal baths dont. its just yours. they also hold less water usually. fascinating innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)
there ent much room for water in the bath once shes in, innit.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Oh 'mong tiger', when you're right you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Just posting here in a thread where Nakers calls somebody else an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Oh, lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
sorry, I was in the wrong there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Big of you to say so, Frog
Accepted, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
I really don't understand how a submarine works...does water not pour in through the hatch?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
how come fish dont drown?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Haha!
And why do birds float?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
how do chips grow?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
You know how you have a room you don't want anyone to see, so you close the door to keep its secrets inside?
Like that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
i think that one's bedroom is a private, intimate place - a haven, if you will
and not for fat pleather bespectacled internet virgins to besmirch. surely this is not an unusual way to feel?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
+plus there is shit on the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)
I like baths that are submerged into the floor so you walk down into it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
I bet you like hem filled with spunk an all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
so good for the skin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
typical bender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This is why we do interior design, so you're not lumped with a green plastic bath from the 70's

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
alt: picking the lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's bum

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

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