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I like the countryside, cities are shit and full of cunts and tourists.
Camping is only fun if you can guarantee it won't rain and you can take plenty of friends and alcohol.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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camping is also shit when its sunny cos you get woken up at 5am then slowly roasted in your tent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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Also, I like to wash in the morning in surroundings slightly more sophisticated
than a wooden shed filled with other men's hairy arses.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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yeah right, "wash"
like you Frogs do that.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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Get up and have some breakfast then!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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I prefer it if someone cooked it for me and gave it to me on a plate, on a table, in a dining room
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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Don't go camping with the football team..
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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I have never played a game of football in my entire life, fact
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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public schoolboy cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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this^
Rugby, hockey, cricket
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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+ buggery
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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quite so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Hockey, like Lacrosse, is a girl's game.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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My favourite part of camping is when you crawl out of the tent on a comedown.
And look at the bag it's meant to go back in as a solitary tear rolls down your cheek.
Then you fuck off to the bus queue.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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I'm looking forward to when the kids decide they want to camp out in the back garden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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+ so I can finger them to my heart's content
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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Nakers touches kids on the cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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Ours is 3 1/2 and looking forward to this weekend a great deal. 2 bedroom tent so plenty of room for us, her, dog etc.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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you know what has even more room?
A hotel or cottage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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The space between your ears?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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that is currently full of snot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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Me too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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haha
Nice and sinister. I think I saw a pic of you on Lusty's FB
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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I dinna FB so can't check.
Fat, gormless, glasses? Prolly me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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Yep
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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So you'll know that as long as you keep your garden plants to under eight foot tall, there'll be nowhere for him to hide.
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