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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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urgh, just got bollocked by a client for something that is not my fault
I hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
MAYBE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE THERE!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Smile and nod and think of the payslips.
People always need someone to blame.
A solicitor is a pretty good start.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I've just had three separate people from our service desk asking me the same question that I've already answered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Is it "Have you been drinking?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I have not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
And you call yourself a man?
I was in my cups to the tune of 4 litres of Frosty Jack by midday. Sort it out crow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
"Why are you *such* a prick?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Years of practice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:30, Reply)
was it:
"would you mind putting down the knife and taking a step backwards"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
"Why are you still here, we sacked you weeks ago?"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
whi yoo hav handes lik oketpus Spurtscer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
"Are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
"How much extra car allowance did you get?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
"WHy the fuck did you delete the live database we told you to back it up you fucking prick you're fired?"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I'm having Citrix woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Clearly you're a "receiver"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Citrix is 100% cuntware.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'm trying to install a product that is at least 5 versions behind the current one
All the issues I'm getting, the Google searches refer to documents that have been removed from the Citrix site, due to their age
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
You never said you did government work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Sounds like SOMEBODY is trying to use software that's out of support
and that SOMEBODY ought to fork out some dosh to update their licences. Why the hell are you trying to use ancient legacy crap, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I reckon it's the only way his office can communicate with one in Edinburgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Not sure software downgrading is a suitable method of communicating with the Dark Ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)
It's something he's mentioned before.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Its one of our sites who refused to pay SA
They have just rebuilt some servers with Windows 2003 to install PS4 on

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I guess you'll have to give them the unwelcome news that you can't support their Citrix anymore, then.
They're going to have to upgrade or find something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I am indeed, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Fucking people thinking they can carry on using old software forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Not too long ago I had to remember how to install Windows NT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)
We should start a consultancy. March into offices and ask people just what the fuck do they think they're playing at?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I'm up for that
Our normal daily rate is £900 a day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
well stop being such a lemon then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
surely you zest?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:06, Reply)
"What's the capital of China?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"Where do babies come from?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"How do clouds?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
"Has searching for car insurance been driving you crazy?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"Does this smell funny to you?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"How is babby formed?"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
"What is red?"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)
why saad wen too hows too manye, raats in alle how's saye no two drugges

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)
"Have you seen a doctor about that?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
"if you would do anything for love what is it that you wont do"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
THAT
So stop asking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)

TH SC
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)
"Who wants to be a millionaire?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I DO!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Why do birds suddenly appear?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
'cos you dont eat your fucking sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)

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