Lunch!
Alt: if you were a Gallagher, which Gallagher would you be?

Alfalt: armadillos or pangolins?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:47, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Luke.
No - Matt.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Goss(h)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I don't know to all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Maybe have a pangolin for lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

im not having this 'lunch' nonsense today as I might have a meatza tonight instead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Has ranga rachel infected you with silly dieting ideas?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Haha, no way. I was threatened with not being 'allowed' meat last night but I still had duck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Ducks are cunts and deserve to die and be eaten

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

it was crispy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Bit like my ball bag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

QUackers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Frank
Lunch was goats cheese and roasted pepper sammich

AlfAlt:
Armadillo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I didn't know you were a bender sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I ent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

See goats cheese sandwich post for proof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

pah
It was nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Your sandwich choice indicates otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Your sandwich choice indicates otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

FUCK YEAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Where is everybody?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Touching kids on their wee wee parts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Wanking in the bogs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

keeping their kids cunts away from your wandering fingers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

+ invasive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I like to Putin my fingers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

*fonz thumbs*
So to speak.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Alt: Probably Gallagher Retail Park - TK Maxx, Argos, Shoefayre, Comet, Powerhouse, Pets at Home, Matalan, ScS, Maplin Electronics, Ethics, Instore, JJB, Dreams, MFI, Carpetright and McDonalds - what more could you want?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

KFC?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

burger king or gtfo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Is that in cov?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

What am I? Google?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

What are you? Jewish?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Could you be any more Jewish?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Jewish much?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Jewish you a merry Christmas

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Roses are reddish
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)

'Cept the muzzers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:42, Reply)

And the Chinks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Is google a massive prick?
If it is, then yes, you are google
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Two hot cross buns & a mug of earl grey.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

^^GHEY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Earl grey is for cunt and shit cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

So much anger over a non-alcoholic beverage!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)

It takes like soap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)

my dad calls it "that stinky stuff"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Was he resting his head in your lap at the time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

you... what.... i don't even......
eeeeeow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

"Like a week old whale carcass"
We're his exact words
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Like a shithouse door nailed with kipper boxes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

I didnt know you were an old lady

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Small stature, grey hair, angry...it all adds up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)

dried up old cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I could go for a HCB tho'.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

i've met liam, when i was working in his local when i was 18
I asked for his autograph. he said if he could sign my tits. we compromised on my shirt.

altalt: nothing yet. not sure what I fancy. I had a box of raw nuts at about 10am and they filled me up too much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Class^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

i know
there were a LOT of old sleazes in that pub (frank used to drink there at around this time, I bet he was one of them), so I'd taken to nicking my dad's white shirts to wear over black jeans or something equally non-revealing.

my dad was properly unimpressed when I came home with his shirt covered in semi-literate manc scrawl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Nuts filled you up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

someone's feeling better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Those cold & flu tabs are brilliant.
I don't even want to know what phenylephrine is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

It's a decongestant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

It's a shite decongestant
But the likes of Stunned caused them to control the effective one
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

The likes of me is it, Brum?
I bought some flu tabs for like the 3rd time in my life and I am the driver behind this product?

You Brummies make me puke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I know you mean pseudoephedrine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

You can still get it from the pharmacy in sainsbury's *taps nose*
But you have to ask for it, so don't rock up looking dishevelled.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Really?
*note to self*

*wants the precious*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

tenner says you've taken them like suppositories

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

20 says you'll have to check if you want 10 quid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

DEAL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I hope you have some floss to hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

There is only one winner here.
And it's Swipe as she gets to finger my arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fy_PJODH3p0#t=40
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Such a COLD finger.
Der der daah!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

oh christ, not again
my manicure took 2 weeks to recover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

better kids on the cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Pastrami, rocket and tomato on
home made bread (light white recipe).

None of the bastards.

Either. As long as I'm ant free I don't care who the help is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Pastrami is a particularly excellent sandwich meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

JUST HAD TO RENEW MY TAX DISC
BASTARDS, I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT MONEY ON MUCH NICER THINGS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I spent £275 on a new starter motor on Saturday :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

That chuggy old motor must be quite expensive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Yeah, but it's the shit one with a tiny engine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

NO IT'S NOT, IT'S FAST AND BLACK AND SPORTY WITH A BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR AND A 3 LITRE ENGINE
just because you're now stuck with Volvos and other such saloon delights.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

It's called an estate dear
Like where you grew up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)

£120 a year in road tax and it'll smash yours on speed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Get a more fuel efficient car then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

The bought out cost of a new car will always outweigh the cost of fuel in an old car

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Depending of course on how long you intend to keep any new car for, how long you have kept your old car for
how much you pay in VED on your old car and how much it will be for a new car.

So yeah, apart from all the times when it won't you're absolutely right.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

How many miles would you have to drive to make up the thousands of pounds a new car would cost?
More than would make the savings worth while I'll bet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)

If your road tax is a few hundred and you moved to one that was only £20, or free, that's a big saving over a few years
and such a car would be markedly more fuel efficient too.

So if you drive a lot of miles that will also make a big difference.

Honestly, do you not get that there is a balance on costs where it's worth buying a new car, to which you also have to add the fact that a new car is less likely to break down and need new parts, plus it doesn't need an MOT for three years, I mean really, you're allegedly an intelligent person, surely you can see that there are situations when a new car is better value over its lifetime than it is flogging an older car.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Bumholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

shut up, donkey boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I'm going to try to get my mpg down to single digits with my next car.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)

You could probably manage it with this one if you drove everywhere in first gear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Oh yeah I reminded you to do that last night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

no you didn't
you're a shit calendar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I did. And you started banging on about a lost red sweater.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)

+knitted from your own hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)

That would be orange.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)

wea et

+binbag
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I told her she smelt like a bin yesterday, because I am nice like that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Tee hee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME etc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)