naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:12, 47 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Even the boys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)

well, they ain't gonna touch themselves!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

DiVinylols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Heavens!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

*doesn't want anyone else*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

WIV DA ANGLES NOW :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I am rather full

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

of curry, you paki prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Of salad actually

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Chips are not salad.
Even in the north.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Chicken, egg, peppers, carrots and spinach
ACKSHULLY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)

and chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)

whereas chicken IS salad in the North

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

christ, I'm bored

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Play some more of your awesome guitar.
Or come to slough and watch me do an emergency light survey. It's a riot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I'm in the office today
loads of people are on holiday, so it's really quiet. Bored fucking shitless.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Naked Tuesdays?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

It's as good a time as any
and where it's my birthday, I'm more likely to get away with it, I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Lad out time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I could pop my little willy out my flies
and no one would know! it's the perfect crime!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)

This is rather good
I'm youtube surfing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJh2FFUUoU
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I do like a bit of Stevie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

That is fucking excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

I don't believe you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

^ Jimmy Nail ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I've heard this before.
On the bridge too, apparently.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Biffin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Doc!
Best ways to reduce blood pressure please? Not mine, I'm fine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Lifestyle generally, the same boring stuff. Diet, booze, cigs etc.Weight and exercise.
There are loads of meds out tbere, it all dependends on other factors, meds you already take, health, age etc. If you want togaz me details, I'll get back.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Stroking dogs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)

*waits for offensive comments

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)

stroking euthanising
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)

you want to treat the stroke first, and THEN address the high blood pressure that caused it
remember, human medicines may not work on dogs
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Stroking dogs where?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Scunthorpe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

ramapril

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Not sure she'd go for that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Who is it, Daryl Hall?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Only if she wants her oats

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)

There's a release valve on the wrist
A small incision with a sharp knife should let out enough to get it back to normal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Thanks man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Bad news for Battered
www.bbc.com/news/health-26416153
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I'm sure he needn't worry about that
The heavy drinking and smoking will see to it first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I am an oasis of tranquility and calmness.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I've just ordered a nice new surround system for my tellybox.
They make shopping far too easy with one click.
No chance for repercussions
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Well I, for one, am shocked and appalled that these constant claims haven't been fully investigated, found rightly to be true, and this 'naked ape' fellow clapped in irons and given a date with the hangman's noose
Words on the internet are serious business and our justice system needs to get with the times.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)