THURSDAY!
What's happening chums?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:53, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am on the train to Leeds
Today I will be mostly dealing with regulated complaints and writing to solicitors.

Rock n' roll.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)

I'm going to Sheffield
While I'm there I will be helping a Uni to write a bid proposal for about £250k and talking to a RP bureau about a new machine.
Such is my working life.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:05, Reply)

A bit of work, a haircut, some lunch etc etc wtc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:32, Reply)

The usual Thursday round up of worshipping thunder, lightning, etc.
We have far to go, chums.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Same old same old
I was nearly late for work because I started watching Vice Versa (mid-range classic of the kid-in-an-adults-body genre of the late eighties, not quite on a 'Big' level but far better than 'Like Father Like Son')

Now I have to work when I'd much rather spend the day watching eighties comedies like Mannequin and Howard The Duck.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Kim Cattrall was well fit in mannequin
I still would an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

She looks riddled with vd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:48, Reply)

in a good way

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Highpoint of her career right there. James Spader, not so much.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)

I most appreciated her work in Porky's.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

He's since made up for it, at least

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Yep, I recommend the TV series he's doing at the moment, The Blacklist
It's pretty good
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Exactly my thinking, I think that series is excellent
Have introduced a fair few others to it too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

It was no Freaky Friday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)

It's world book day today
Which is novel
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)

I am reading some books at the moment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Well done you
The last book I read was the tale of Peter rabbit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:48, Reply)

show off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

I reed gud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Thankfully, for the first year, little tangle's school isn't having a dress up as your favourite character from a book.
/fobtm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Ow moi 'ed 'urts

( Peej, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

thats what will happen if you lean too close to the wall while being buggered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)

ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

My day's work is done!
Heading home for a bike ride and a beer.
(BeatsWork, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Shut up BeatsWork
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

alright tangiers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Nah, poor old poo is a bit confused.

(BeatsWork, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I dunno what this means soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Australian humour, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

It's about as prolific and successful as the Australian music scene

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

PENDULUM ARE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

*burns beds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

He confuses repetition with humour.
Just dull
(BeatsWork, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

alright Nakie-noo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Yer, just waiting for the baby to arrive really
It's distracting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Lots of sex to induce birth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Had a cuzza last night, no baby this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Gin and tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Yes please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Good plan
chin chin!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Raspberry leaf extract

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

no one wants to fuck a fatty though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Apart from Frog

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Natch...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

What do you so for work beatswork?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Beats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

+ works

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Oigh fixed moigh boike I did. 53 tooth chain ring with an 11 on the back. Speeeeeeeeed

( Peej, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

If you want speed you should get a car

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

or a dealer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

and a time machine to go back 15 years

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Probably, yes
Do people still take speed?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I havent heard of much about in the last 10 years tbh
I would guess you can still get it, but its all about the clarkey caps now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

speed is shit
MDMA costs about the same and is way better.

HTH xxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Pink Champaign was great back in the day

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I'm flying out to the Crimea to report on the situation there in a couple of hours, or
staying in London, doing my grey, faceless 9-5, and returning back to my mundane homelife and getting drunk again.

Haven't decided yet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Morning Winders
Not overly much happening today and I'm hoping to keep it that way. Coffee and toast to start the day off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

^ massive racist

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

butbutbutbut....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

^ massive gay racist

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Now he gets it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

More likely he pays for it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Morning Winders old stick
The usual work routine, interspersed with the regular Thursday lunchtime 5-a-sides.

"Sweaty internet virgin in playing sport shocker"
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I miss playing football
I need to start again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

As you charge past 40 Sporters
you'll notice a decline in the amount of running you do and an increase in the amount of shouting at others.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

^^^this
Also an increase in the number of involuntary noises you make when putting any physical effort into stuff. Like taking off boots, picking stuff up off the floor, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Not at that line just yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

a small crumb of comfort
as you can see the line very clearly up ahead
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

meh
December is years away

I actually feel better now than I did 5 years ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

It will be on you before you know it
then it will be stannah stairlifts and ear trumpets all the way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Speak up deary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

+r

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

This is known as the 'dead cat bounce'
HTH xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

^^not quite 40 yet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Good morning.
Or is it?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I think it's alright.
The sun is out and the daughter ate all her breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Mine was nomming cereal when I left.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Not long dropped Spiderman and Little Red Riding Hood off this morning
Stupid World Book Day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I hope you made the lad wear the LRRH outfit
and vice versa, always good to let them have a kicking early doors.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Which book is Spiderman from?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

The Amazing Spider Man

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Spiderman
You tit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Spider-Man-Reader-Marvel-Heroes-Reading/dp/1423154088/ref=sr_1_1/276-5878644-6537528?ie=UTF8&qid=1394100850&sr=8-1&keywords=spider-man+book
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

"The sun is out"
Said Boy George's parents.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

fuck off homphone

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Is that like Jay's BatPhone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I'd rather be a homophone than a neologism.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Shut up and keep sucking.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

101

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)