Fellow B3tans.
How's your Friday going? Quick day or a long slog?
We had a right laugh last night didn't we? I might try an evening thread more often.

Im shopping for a nice new tee and some hi tops for my Newcastle trip at the end of the month. Apart from double ended dildos, what are you shopping for?

Alt. Do you bother breaking your fast? Is it that important a meal? I had some breakfast biscuits. *shrugs*

As you were xo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:32, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh! I meant to say, post some tee and hi top suggetions

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Don't know what that means soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I think he is going golfing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

In that case, red plastic or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

what the fuck is a tee?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)

tee shirt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

aren't you a bit old for t-shirts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)

How can you be too old for a t shirt?
No dear, I pull off fashion quite well, thanks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

strikethrough fashion
for lols
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

that too!
Bow down, bitches
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

i am a bit stiff from the shiny new machines in the gym at the spa
so just stretched my arms up and arched my back. I have my hair up today, and the clip promptly got stuck on the trim on my top.

I effectively glued my head to my shoulder and had to be rescued by my trainee.

NOT a good start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
*points*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

It was the hair on your arm, wasn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)

urrrrrrrgh
i spend a fortune staying silky smooth, thank you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

^^Trying to fight nature.
You can't hold back the tide love.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

One could almost say (with a scotch twist)
you Canute hold back the tide...


ITHANGU
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

This is EXTREMELY good work here, Bonzodog.
Help yourself to a special biscuit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

thanks...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

*rubs hands in anticipation*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

+pits

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

You're the best one here Jay.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

You say that about everyone Doc, you're so fickle!
Im not one of your NHS patients thinking about going private
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Morning Jaysums
Friday is a bit shit so far, I can't log on remotely to our SAP system which is quite frustrating.
I'm shopping for some new work shoes - Loakes or Grensons. I have no idea what Hi tops are due to my elderly nature.
Alt: Breakfast is important, I like to have some form of dead animal parts, preferably grilled.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Hi tops are like converse, bt with a high top.
like canvas basketball shoes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Ah , I see*
*No, I don't - what are converse?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

How old are you?
www.schuh.co.uk/mens-black-and-white-converse-well-worn-hi/3401567270/

Thought Im not a fan of that well worn look
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)

53

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

That's not old!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Thank you for your support

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

This is old!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

i hate breakfast, but i do quite like belvita biscuits at about 11am
today i had a handful of raw nuts and some fresh orange juice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

belviats biscuits smell like sweaty ballsacks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

They both fill you up until lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

i wouldn't know
I only go near sweet smelling ones.

but yoghurt crunch belvitas, esp the honey ones, are delicious. although only an idiot would kid themselves that it's a decent breakfast. it's a fucking biscuit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Oh, as opposed to roasted. With you now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

yeah
roasted and smothered in salt are much tastier, but sadly not quite as good on the whole health thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

get a t-shirt that says "STRAIGHT ACTING"
Can't help with high-tops, soz.

I've bought some lovely new pickups for one of my guitars. been waiting ages for them and they've finally been despatched. Happy noisy times!

Alt: Yep, always have something for brekkers. Even if it's just a banana.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

What did you get?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Bareknuckle Slow Hand
I'm putting them in my US sienna sunburst strat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I'm contemplating one of those 'blend' systems for my Baritone acoustic
Piezo under the saddle and a microphone in the soundbox - bit pricey though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

nice
I keep thinking about getting a baritone. Saw a nice baritone SG recently. Mind you, that Squier Bass VI looks quite interesting. I'd need a bass amp though.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Thing is, it sounds pretty good with the standard pickup, BUT....
It's one of those where the saddle and pickup are in one piece and the saddle's a bit worn. I prefer to make my own anyway so I can get the intonation and action spot-on for me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

@Two Hats
Get one and then start mucking about with tunings, open tunings are really growly on a baritone electric.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Not too bad at all, Jay
Good kip, good coffee, relaxing work atmosphere and potential pints at lunchtime

I'm shopping for veg/fruit seeds and trees. Got some peas to plant yesterday so more gardening work this weekend for me + father-in-law

Alt:
I cannot do without food at breakfast time but I never want anything until about 9am. We have a toaster and panini thingy in work so we can rustle up most things, including sausage sarnies, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I was thinking of getting some potted trees for my bit garden. Maybe with fruit on.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Give it a go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I am always shopping for new music.
Alt: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Breakfast biscuits though? What the fuck are they?
Don't answer that, I don't want to know.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

www.belvitabreakfast.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

basically a load of oats packed into a biscuit, for a person on the go.
I eat them at my desk when I forget to get a bacon butty
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Breakfast is important, especially for benders.
I've had a few egg and tomato buns.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)

^bender^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

That's not nice. I've always considered you the best one here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

^ fickle

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

^ bender

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)

dur

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I was simply stating the importance of your breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I'm in a hotel room hungover to absolute fuck and back.
The Mrs left, then came back for ten minutes to brag about all the sausage she had.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

You seem very at ease with a cheating whore of a wife.
Then again, you are french.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

She does love sausage.
Though she's alright having whatever meat comes her way in the morning.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Sausage free zone in your room, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I couldn't handle it.
She took at least two. Fair play, really.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

trooper

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Well let's hope the lunch thread picks things up, eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I have picked my t shirt!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Go on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Mocking cunts
www.ark.co.uk/item/abandon-ship-apparel-mens/t-shirts/abandon-ship-apparel-leaf-wheel-print-tee/UGH
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Thats odd, sorry
Its like two separate t-shirts have melded together

The leaves are cool though

#hasabsolutelynofashionsensesoignorehim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Fashion is a bit odd these days.
I wanted something similar to my bat one that I love and that was the closest thing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Fuck
I actually like the Liam Gallagher ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Pretty sure this makes you a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I know
Sorry everyone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

They don't do them in your size dear... Try the junior section.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I don't like it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I don't care

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

needs MOAR druid robes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Breakfast like a king, lunch as a prince and dine like a pauper.
Then go to the pub and drink like a gaylord.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

^^TGGI^^
Not sure about the 'gaylord' thing though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

GeordieJay is, though.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

How come qotw hasn't changed?
Why b3ta, why?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Its entirely down to Nakers touching kids on the cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I keephearing this.
Can't the authorities get involved, or the mods, or something?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

You would think so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

The pigs aint got nuffink on me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

The mods are involved alright - right up to their fucking elbows.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

All Creatures Great and Small lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Great Grunt
Small Smell

/TwoRonnies
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

It's just not good enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Why, do you think they would also like to touch kids on the cunt?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

They seem to do it on a Friday now.
Lazy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

They changed it on Friday
and ruined my weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

It's because...
...we're TRAPPED in this question!!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Oh well played The Mods.
Yes - QOTFW is going to be in a closed infinite loop of irony now - very well played. They can then simply release it out into cyberspace to drift aimlessly among the detritus of the internet for ever more - a lost soul seeking a new site for hosting it's regeneration.

Great stuff.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

for hosting it is regeneration

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Needtodoworkbye

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

hahaha yeah right, lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

WFH today as wife is a bit ill,
alt: I aint shoping for nothin, but I am wearing a new shirt, green gingham.

altalt: Cereal at my desk at work + black coffee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Start a new thread then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

this IS pretty shit
I blame the homo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I would start a new thread but...
...As I'm officially on a half-day today, I'll be meeting up with a couple of mates for a beer or two in 40 mins.
Enjoy the rest of your day guys & gals, I'm off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Spanish City is saved!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26479063
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Don't know what that is or why I should care

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)