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Music thread: I'm looking for some new music to download.
Got any suggestions? I think i'm after non-gangster rap.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:15, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Catchy and informative
Particularly useful if you are planning on visiting Coventry by car:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnXKx3KPnE&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
All music is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I agree, it was quite a useful website a few years ago, but now it's just annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Buy a CD
downloads are average quality at best, and people who then compound it by spending nearly £300 on Beats headphones are hipster pricks.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
CDs are shit and becoming obsolete

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Beats headphones are shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
£300 are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I thought most people with Beats got them 'free' on their mobile contract?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
no, that's televisions

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
alright The Baroness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)
We all know what we get for free if we buy you a pizza. *WINKY FACE*

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
What do yougetwith a hot dog stuffed crust one?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Thats no way to talk about swipeys minge!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Minge talk. Almost as good as cable/clutch chat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Never going to beat shed chat though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I have a shed AND a greenhouse. Beat that OT.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I have a wife beat that OT
and two kids, beat them as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
i thought it was you that your wife beat?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
She barely touches me these days

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I have 2 sheds and an outside bog

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
An outside bog sounds good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
When I was a kid we had an outside bog. When I was about 11 I went for a shit and took a good book with me.
After a few hours my parents phoned the police and reported me missing. Was rather embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
it is very handy, saves having to go upstairs if you are having a schooner in the sun

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
I have an upstairs and a downstairs toilet so I don't need to worry like that.
Schooners are gay unless they are canadian schooners which are manly and hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I just piss in my own mouth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
A true playa gets it while still making her pay for the pizza

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

laya ov
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Morning, where's the beter half today?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
busy annoying people somewhere else, i expect
he's coming round to annoy me tonight
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Will he bring biscuits?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
he'd better not do, after my weekend
a cup of soup and a 5k run, that's what I have planned :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Seems a bit far, to run away from him. Can't you just hide in the wardrobe?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I DON'T EVEN OWN AN BIN

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
WHy would you need one? There's plenty behind the pizza place.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
alright Gonz
Check out Odd Future Wolf Gang

Quannum

Mos Def

Beastie Boys

Public Enemy

Blackalicious

Gang Starr
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Black on both sides
is a classic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
stone cold classic
I just got Umi Says on 12, I was reading the credits and that Black Eyed Peas cunt plays keyboards on it, sad tymez eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
good grief
who would have thunk it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Non-gangster rap?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Doesn't scan.
You're shit, PJ. I hope you do get your coveted independence and then go bankrupt and lose your house.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Yeh well I hope they make cardigans illegal!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
I hardly wore my cardigan this year.
It was too warm :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Rap is shit.
I enjoy young person beat combos, like Oasis, and Mr Weller.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Rap is almost a silent art form. You don't realise how good some of it is until you hear someone shit.
A bit like DJing in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
DJing requires no talent and is for thick idiots

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)
How remarkably self aware.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I feel sorry for the guides in the paralympic sking
they have to not only ski the course but also guide the other person down and seem to get very little credit.


as you were
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Nonsense - I was listening to one being interviewed in preference over the actual skier only this morning.
Struck me as a very bizarre form of sport, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I certainly havent
They don't get the gold medal though do they,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I feel more sorry for the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)
When the lead goes slack ahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Bumming makes you blind, apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
can't whistle

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
^ Only Bugging ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
^ can't look up ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Pardon?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)
ah! vous parlez français

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I'd try downloading some non-gangster rap then
My everything hurts today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I saw your gardening post.
I spent Saturday morning barrowing wet concrete about. My arms and shoulders still hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
17 barrows full of logs from the back door to the bottom of the garden
and thats before I started building
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
It weren't even my concrete :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Oh man
I'm far too excited by the possibility of growing my own food
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
So, what are you planning to grow?
I'm too lazy for the whole 'grow your own veggies' thing but I do grow herbs, chillies, peppers and spring onions.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
So far I've planted:
carrots, onions, courgettes, beetroot, parsnips, garlic, leeks and peas.

Once the 4 raised beds are done (2 down, two to go) I need to rebuild my greenhouse as all the wood is rotten. In there will be tomato, peppers, chilli, herbs and 'ting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
You're going to develop a new found passionate hatred for slugs.
The amount of damage they can cause is insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Copper wire and any other metal strung round the patch will deter slugs.
As they pass over the two wires they get a mild electric shock from the 'two dissimilar metals in an acid' reaction
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
ooo
Good tip
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Funny enough thats what your missus said to me last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Metal tapes round pots etc work too

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

www.ocado.com
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)
You're going to be gutted when, after all this effort, you end up with barely a handful of peas and a couple of shrivelled carrots.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
* something funny inferring you have genitals like a couple of peas and a shrivelled carrot *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
"Tangles wife was massively disappointed on her wedding night"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

www.gentlemanrhymer.com/‎
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
alrigh
Did any of you gin drinkers know that Bruichladdich make a gin?

It's meant to be pretty good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Are there any funny jokes to be had from its name?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

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