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Hello "Off The Topics", we all good? That's Lovely. What you up to this week?
I will be mainly transferring music to an external hard drive so it's not making my PC run slow. Lovely. What else is lovely?
Alt. Anyone like Gogglebox? Who do you like? I love the pissed up couple.
What else do you like?
AltAlt. What's on your mind? Ask B3ta anything.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:02,
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mantronix is like a pretty gay name for a band innit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:09,
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Very.Not kurtis Mantronik? 'How Did You Know' was a tune.
A lot of things in the 80's were bent though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:13,
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kurtis blow is like a pretty gay name for a band innit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:20,
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I saw them liveThey were "shit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:18,
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I heard an album of theirs tooIt was complete "arse"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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Did they play the Admiral Duncan in London?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:25,
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it sounds like somewhere your hamster might live(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:18,
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Why are children allowed on trains during rush hour?And why are they allowed seats?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:15,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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as long as you have a face there will always be somewhere for a child to sit You filthy noncer
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I hate kids in restaurants.That should be adults only unless it's a TGI Fridays or some other council hole disguising itself as a restaurant.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:20,
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Gah. Pubs, restaurants, cinemas ... I liked that story that went around last week about the chap in America who shot someone in the cinema for playing on their mobile 'phone.
The reaction seemed to be "Yeah - to be honest; I'd do the same ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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He was an ex copper or something too.The guy he shot was texting through the ads. Some people are so touchy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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You mean "cunt". As in, "Why is all this cunt on the bus? When it should be home sucking my dick!".
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They don't need seats, they sit down all day anyway, because all women(or 'cunts') do secretarial or administration work, if they aren't too lazy to even get a job in the first place.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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That should be the assumed position when all the housework and cooking is done, and when I say 'done' I mean done PROPERLY (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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This week I will be mainly doing fuck allAlt:
Gogglebox is ok. The pissed couple are the best ones on there
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Olives stuffed with jellypenos
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:19,
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I want to stay at their hotel but you'd never see them.and it's pricey.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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Work, rehearsing, gig, er... that's itAlt: Don't know what that is, soz.
Altalt: How can you tell if a girl likes you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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Girls are a hard one to fathom. Men are a lot more straight forward with how they are feeling.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:27,
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I know more than most do. Who do you think they moan about you to?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Not really. Look for a patch on the floor. Like a car with a leaking radiator.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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As little as possible until pay day on Friday. Alt: No idea what that is.
Altalt: The burrito I will be having for lunch.
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What kind of cunt gets paid in the middle of the month?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:25,
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actually, our payday is the 20th.Three weeks in arrears, one week in advance.
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You and Monty (4evainrhartz) were 'trending' on facebook yesterday(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Your ugly mugs were on there, as posted by LiC(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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You look like a couple of guys who lost their homes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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That's it! I don't think I've been on twatter before. This seriously compromises my internet security.
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Your mug has been on FB loads of times.Enough that I am considering closing my account, you ugly fackin' cahnt.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:41,
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Yep. The One-Legged Lummox of Lewisham.You're a fucking legend on there. Children no longer worry about the bogeyman, that's fo' sho'.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:44,
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The one where you're giving the Fonz a run for his money on the slick hair front.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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Personally, I think the Monty style 'top knot' would also work well with your 'unique' look ;)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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Quite short at the front though, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:45,
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It's almost at mullet now. I used to love a mullet. In the 80's and early nineties.
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i showed it to a friendshe thinks you're fit.
that's about 7 of my mates who have expressed a similar view when they've seen you on my fb.
what is the matter with my friends?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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Were you both at Lusty's birthday?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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100% True Story - I took a screenshot of Stunned's face, put it into google image search, and it came up with this.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506292/One-man-crimewave-boasted-outrun-10-police-officers-jailed-again.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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haha the mad old tosser Lee Scratch Perry is playing York on Thursday.The waqqi twat.
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I hear Doctor Best Troll had a shit time in York, what were the chances eh(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
He must have went to the wrong places. Where did you send him?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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I gave him genuine reccomendationsFuck knows where he went to the pub, his 'hotel' was miles away from the city centre
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I like staying central and having a nice walk round the wall in Summer.I reckon he got some abuse off the locals.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:41,
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yer I stay near enough to the centre and like sitting in the lamb & lion beer garden in the summerHe prolly went to a shit tourist pub like Olde Starre Inn or Kings Arms.
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nah, my local is alright.Plus, Holgate ent on the tourist trail, unless you're a windmill enthusiast.
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in York? um, the Burns Hotel is in the centre, what other ones are there?(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
How do you non-driving pricks cope?I've been without a car for over three weeks now and I'm going out of my God-damned mind.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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I just deal with public transport, plenty of peasant wagons round mine.I do like to silently vent when they are filled with students but that's the price I pay for where I live.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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I don't mind public transport, but it's only because I don't have to rely on it.(
Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:54,
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So what are your main gripes then?Just not having a car?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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The joy that is adding an hour onto my commute to allow for four buses each leaving anything up to quarter of an hour early.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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Anyone for a Putin butt plug?www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/political-sculptor-creates-novelty-sex-toy-that-allows-you-to-stick-it-to-vladimir-putin-9181356.html
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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How does a plane full of people just disappear?and, will moving a fuckload of music off my laptop increase its performance speed?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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NoIs it running slowly all the time?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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Nah not really, just sometimes. I've done a virus check and it appears to be clean.
Ah well, Im moving it all to an external thingy anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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it would only affect it if you had more than abou 95% of the drive fullIn addition to the below once you have moved everything do a full defrag and file clean
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No, it's all the spyware and so on you downloadedalong with your violently offensive grot, you disgusting deviant.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:25,
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They all escaped through the exits here, here and here.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:25,
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check your background programmessee if any are running without being "open"
download Superantispyware and run full system scan, it will find loads from all the deviant porn your lot like to watch.
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See how quickly he has said thanks to all the helpful adviceI tell you sporters those Navigators of the Windward Passage are an ungrateful lot
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You are on fire with puns today!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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Don't tend to download porn but I guess there could be summat on there.This gets rid of any viruses too?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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It is mainly for spyware rather than viruses Same thing in essence but its the sort of thing that fires pop up etc. Your virus software will deal with them.
If you need a good free one try Avast, AVG was quite heavy usage when I last looked.
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Ive got avast :)uSED TO USE avg BUT IT STARTED DEMANDING RESTARTS ALL THE TIME.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:02,
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HIS music would make Usain Bolt run slowly.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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Nakers advises this will help your computer run fasterwww.chord.co.uk/mobile/product.php?product=chord-sarum-ethernet-tuned-aray
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Ew. Who does Ethernet these days. Wireless baby, all the way.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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Anyone who needs decent bandwidthPeople who use wireless for non-mobile devices and then moan about low speed and high latency are stupid.
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Dozers bird is becoming a psychologist.www.theguardian.com/society/2014/mar/08/sian-williams-bbc-host-trauma-psychologist
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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NEW (not very good) THREAD(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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