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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A toilet that wipes your arse for you. (, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you mean those hookers whose mouths you shit in don't provide a full service?did you see my earlier post about my friend thinking you were hot?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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I think thats exactly what she was trying to do, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:10,
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SWIPE STYLEi showed it to a friend
she thinks you're fit.
that's about 7 of my mates who have expressed a similar view when they've seen you on my fb.
what is the matter with my friends?
( Mrs.Frog is not a foodwrong, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:12, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
NON SPAZ STYLE
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2233137
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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austin powershop on the good foot and do the bad thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16,
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Yeah, Baby! My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
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he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:27,
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The copy/paste method tells a different story.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:27,
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Before you do anything thoughmake sure you get them to send pictures back. They could all be proper uggos.
And the photos have to be at least topless or its a non starter with that prude.
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They sort of do that in Japan.My mate was telling me. He said that just pressing random buttons on them can make for a bit of a surprise.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:12,
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i remember the toilets in finland having a hose next to them. not just bathroom toilets, but individual cubicles in restaurants, the airport etcnow, I get why you would want that (in fact, a phlegmatic finnish lady told my friend very frankly that it was "for period clots" when she was dumb enough to ask, took us both a few stiff voddies to recover from that).
but how on earth could you use it without saturating yourself, your clothes, the toilet cubicle...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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see, sadlyI don't think this is right. she was VERY graphic in her douching explanation
*remembers*
*needs more voddie*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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what were you doing in the ladies toilets in all those countries, dude??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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Period clots up your nose?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:22,
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If you liked it then you should have put a cork in it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16,
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MEGA DOUCHE.That toilet thing is a bad idea too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:22,
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I saw one that does that, moisturises your little pink sixpence and has a radio. Crazy Japs.
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has a webcam attached, more likemuch like your cat's collar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16,
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It's all built into the seat. They're about two grand. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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