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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright?
Stop talking about kebabs, you fat bastards.

What are you like at meeting new people? Are you a blundering wreck, a quiet observer or at ease with stunted conversation?
Im quite the observer/conversationalist.

alt. What's the worst journey you've ever been on?
I went from Newcastle to London on a "Mega Bus" once. 9 hours of screaming baby, smelly foreigner hell.

altalt. Favourite "retro/classic" film. I think mine's Big Trouble in Little China
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:32, 199 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I used to be cripplingly shy but I seem to be quite good at meeting people now
I suppose you'd have to ask the people on here who have met me

Alt:
Bus from Sunderland to London with no money for any food and a crippling hangover

AltAlt:
Robocop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Yeah, Im not too shy shy. Hush hush.
But I do like to scope a person out so I can gauge what kind of humour to throw at them.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Ahh, fuck that
I just go full on 100% me. If they dont like it, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Im caring less the older I get.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
^This is what I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I was never sure about it until I started going to bashes
Turns out I'm not bad at it, quite relaxed.

Alt: Coach to school, crashed en route, was 2 hours late.

AltAlt: Commando
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Commando is an excellent shout
Also Predator
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
There's one this month that Im not going to!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Seems the group of us that used to do the Manc bashes have mostly died off and stopped coming on here
Not the best
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Where did you used to have them?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Salisbury was the meeting point for the most part, although we'd shifted to the Gas Lamp for the last few

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
altalt
Is The Fifth Element a classic yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I couldnt get away with that
Blade Runner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I'll have Akira then

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Yeah, why not.
Were all old now.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I was at college with some bird that was in that, true boring story

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Monty played one of the lead characters.
Fuck your stupid college bird in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
4EVAINRHARTS

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Seconds later, after the shot was taken, Emvee collapsed in a heap of coughs and splutters after holding the smoke in for long long, thus ruining the the 'cool and edgy' image he wanted to portray.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

smoke stormtrooper figure
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
If someone new comes into 'my' group I am welcoming and accommodating, if I'm the new person I worry about meeting new people, then usually get on very well with meeting them, because I'm not an austist
Alt: Flight to Iceland stuck next to a fucking fat cow, I had to sit awkwardly for hours so I didn't have to touch her.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I've had the same group of mates for years now, when someone new joins I am quite wary.
I'm such a good judge of character though, all the ones I said would be bother, were. They all got weeded out though...



and buried under my patio.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Ahh, the Jordache sub-layer method

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
and Im a lesbian!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Despite what I say on here, I do get on with most people in one way or another. Whether I actually *like* them is another matter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I always read the cut of your jibs in a lighthearted manner.
You seem like a nice, funny guy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I am. And I'm modest.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I might go and have a shit in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Dunno hu yu are soz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I'm quiet and reserved initially.
But that's only because I'm a fucking massive cunt and I prefer to save my bad impressions for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I thought you were a lovely chap
I now feel cheated that I didn't get to meet the cunt you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

meet touch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
You ent met me enough times.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Oooh! Like Les Dennis and his Mavis one?
Who do you do?
Napoleon?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
No, thats Battered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Clashic Cornnery

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I like meeting people for the first time, second time is worse
alt: I was once accidentally shrunk by my fathers crazy shrink lazer that he kept in teh attic and then dumped at the end of teh garden, me and my friends had to make our way back to the house through the lawn avoiding lawnmowers scorpions and fire.


altalt: point break is the correct answer to all best film questions
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
do you mean to call tangles tangiers, as a mark of your natural love and affection, to use the legal terminology?
or is it an auto correct fuck-up?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
it's my pet name for him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
like when frog calls you "Cilla"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
worra lorra laffs we have here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
+ used to

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
:( poor Anty

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
i am good at meeting new people and usually come away from parties with new friends to play with
it's very helpful for work, although the partners seem to think I do it deliberately, when the simple truth is, I genuinely like nearly everyone, and think nearly everyone can be fun/interesting if you ask the right questions.

alt: m6. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

altalt: adventures in babysitting. I wanted to be Elisabeth shue so fucking badly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is it, everyone has interests, and though you may not indulge, it's nice to have a bit of diversity.
I have met some heinously dull people in my time though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I on the other hand, *haven't* met Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Awww.
Tangers, you have loads to say on here and Im sure we would put you at ease at a B4ysh.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I might come and play a gig in Manchester soon, so you can come along find out how dull I really am

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I will even drink ale or suttin' to fit in.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
will tangles have to drink pints of cum to fit in with your lot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Im not taking him to the village, so no.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I think the place I'm planning to play at is not far from you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
im gonna guess the ramshackle

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Is shackle one of your fuck buddies?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Nup

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
near?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
friendship inn

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
You could just ask

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)
"where is it?"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I'm a cripplingly, socially-awkward autist. Who drinks.
Alt: As a parent, every journey I make is awful.
Altalt: I like all the old Hammer House of Horror films.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
yeah, awful for the other poor innocent people who have to sit near your screeching crotchfruit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Well they should get out of my car then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Ok Billy Ocean

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
David Hasslehoffzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
KEBAB CHAT
Was good.

Alt: I had to fly on RyanAir to Liverpool once. *Shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Fly with the paddy's to the land of the pikey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Ryanair is horrid.
It's like cattle club. Mad dash for the boarding gate and every man for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
another opinion would be my wife's, who thinks I am "socially and emotionally retarded"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

socially and emotionally she has a point
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
She also said he was a bent spastic

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Who failed to satisfy her sexually

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
No, she said he WAS a little prick

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
*appreciates this response*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
My main point of argument with this
is that she left out "mentally".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
My case rests, y'honour.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
):o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I am ok at meeting new people I just dont like to do it,
Alt... Edinburgh to Kings Cross, on a national express bus that got stuck in heavy snow and the motorway was closed, nearly 24 hours.

altalt: Fucking loads, including some proper shit ones: The Hitcher and Wrath spring to mind for the shit but good.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Ouch. 24 hours.
Least it was a National Express and not a mega bus.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I was watching "First Dates" last night on the tellybox
and there was an incredibly camp gay couple and I found it hilarious that the camper of the pair had a 10 date rule before he would sleep with someone, while the other one who had a speech impediment and a sweaty face, kept asking who's hotel they were going back to afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
10 dates, what a frigid little bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I NO RITE
I was up to my nuts in your mum's guts after 1 trip to Nandos
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Nandos? In Cornwall? Don't be daft.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
In Cornwall that means "my grandmother does"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Trufact

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I have a ten minute minimum.
gays don't wait for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
It did seem like your kind do live up to their disugustingly slutty stereotypes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
We're men.
Imagine if women didn't make you jump through hoops for a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
as opposed to fucked through hoops for a jump.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
altalt: Alien & Aliens
two very different films, but each good in their own way.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
You want to put it up him?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Lets see if Local fits with GJ's high standards
1) Male
2) Pulse

Yep all seems to be in order so yes of course he wants to throw some porridge his way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Oi!
You left out bulging wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I didnt realise you charged

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
No, just a short run-up

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
hahahaah
click
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
altalt
if we are going retro...
The Long Good Friday
Get Carter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
The Long Good Friday is an excellent film.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Often overlooked as well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Get Carter has a cracking soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Second internet validation for one post
\0/
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This was more validation for Roy Budd

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I also liked Soldier Blue

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
the get carter line "we dont want you to go up north" is one I live my life by

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I would have thought it was more
You're a big man but you're out of shape
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
That too is a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Ok How many of you lot *waves arm around the room*
Have just down your Michael Caine impression?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I love his attempt at upper class in Zulu.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Although that is the Sleeper version of the line

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
it was the sale of the centuary

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
"Pint of bitter......IN A THIN GLASS!!"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
They knocked that car park down the other year

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Well, it's a start, but there is still a lot of 'North' to go....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
oh ho!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)
True Romance
Terminator 2
The Dark Crystal
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Hey, clarence, can you pick up some beers and some, some, cleaning products.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I want to find the kind of love where he goes and kills my pimp.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
If I were your pimp, Jay, I would struggle to market a fat, gay Mr. Potatohead as a chargeable, sexually desirable prospect.
(I miss Rory)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
There's a market for all sorts, don't worry.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
+ plastic screw on ears

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I've let myself down there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I'm alright - introducing myself is a bit of a chore - I prefer to be introduced - but once that's done I'm OK.
Alt: Oh. Em. Gee. During the tube strike it took me an hour and a half to travel eight miles by tube. Nearly could have walked it in that.

Altalt: Rebecca, Rope, The Shining, No Country For Old Men, Ghostbusters, YM

in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Altalt: Battle of Britain.
"The engine's over heating and so am I. Either we stand down or blow up. Now, which do you want?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Taxi Driver

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I prefer "Taxi"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I prefer YM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
+ CA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I preferred Paris Je T'Aime.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I prefer Joe Le Taxi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Would've

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
she ent aged well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
No, but when that record was released...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
trudat innit mein bruder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
She had teeth like a novelty bottle opener.
Not quite Jade Jagger level, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
you still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
she was 14 when that song was released
ergo NONCE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is going to need constant referencing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I was 8, so technically, she's the nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I think it's quite clear who has come across as a proper fiddler here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
yeah, tangledupinblue

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
No, he can't be, he's married.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:12, Reply)
just his cover story innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
She was, and indeed continues to be, older than me.
As you said, she would've been the nonce in that kiddie sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Totes would've touched her on the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
alright baked ape

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Yeah, sure, definitely not noncey at all....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
'tangledupinnoncery'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
field marshall noncington smythe

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Nonce!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
now we know your a nonce we also know youre gay ergo you lied about mrs dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)
No replies in 5 minutes? Quick Jase, start a new thread!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Jase
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Battered loves my threads

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
you should do an 'alright' thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
no, that's just stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)
as E17 would say,
It's really alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
As I would say,
it's wanky wanky wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
it could be worse.
It could be a GeordieJay thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
At least GJ threads have some subject matter, albeit gay propaganda to further the homosexual agenda and impose sharia law on us straight people

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I think you've missed the Amisesque subtext and Pynchonesque narrative playfulness of my 'alright' threads.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I dont think anyone gives a fuck, they are wank and so are you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
24/7, like jay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
such a lovely couple

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Upset is the new calm.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
that was quite apparent the first 50.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
yeah, you thought Will Self had investigated the paranormal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Where there's a Will...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
where there's a semi literate thicko

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Google say's it's not Will Self.
Pretty...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)
WHICH IS WHAT I SAID!!!!
You thought Will Self wrote that book but it was Will Storr.

Cocking hell, how stupid are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)
+y
Theres a gay
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
you will conform.
ignorance breeds bigotry
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I should have had a food related sub-thread
Im on a training course tomorrow. Will you all cope?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
it'll be all the better without you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
alright.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
everythings gonna be alright

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
yer, I did that reference up there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I know, its in my head now.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
?Thgirla

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)
?Thgirla

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Yes
Thgirla
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Great! Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I'll have 2, with chips please.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
?Thboya

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Yes
Thboya
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Great! Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

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