FUCK, WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MESSAGE RECALL EASIER?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:09, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

u ok hun?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i may have emailed a client someting I shouldn't have in an email that went to my boss and someone else senior...
piss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Oops

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

indeed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

www.monster.co.uk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Have you got an email address for Caroline Surtees at Volaris?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

No ;o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

It's one button, what more do you want?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

i want to be able to force it to happen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

this has nothing to do with touching kids on the cunt^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

It will happen, if it's an internal email address and they haven't already read it.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

nah external innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Well of course it's not going to work on an external address.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

why not?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Once the email has left your Exchange server, tough shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

THEN WHY DOES MICROSOFT GIVE ME HOPE BY LETTING ME TRY!>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

oh it's one step worse than false hope, dude
it means they will not only get the email, but a snitching email saying, "baked ape tried to recall this message."

one for every time you frantically clicked "recall".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

thats the bit I like most

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i hate computers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I have a good chuckle about that.
Especially when people call up all desperate because they're been a total Nakers and sent something to the client that'll get them sacked and I tell them "yeah, sorry, all that button did was send another email to them telling them that you frantically tried to backtrack like the shortly-to-be-unemployed cocksniffer you are".

Sometimes I really love my job.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

It likes to laugh at you...
Unless you are on wireless and are quick enough pull the Ethernet from the computer... this will stop the email in your outbox and you can delete/ edit before resending
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i tried this with a text once, back in the day
furiously yanked out the phone battery before it sent.

DENIED. she still got it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Pop3 and sms are different protocols though
In theory if you could get the antenna out that would stop the signal and you would get a message fail .
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

that was my thinking, or to put it the way my brain saw it, "KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS"
unfortunately I was too late, and my text to the then bf saying, "quick quick our [hideous and weird] colleague has finally pulled some poor bastard" went to her.

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

How on Earth do you expect to have any control over another company's email system?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I dunno, it's MY email though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Not once it leaves your email system it isn't.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Think of it like a post box
Once you put the letter in, its gone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Not if you have a bottle of petrol and some matches it ent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Do you know where the recipient's email server is based?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

tis' it's got my name on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

If you don't want to send stuff you shouldn't to clients
then don't be a twat. It's really quite simple. I manage to not call people cunts via email all the fucking time and they even deserve it, sometimes.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Stupid clients.
Fucking your day up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Luckily he's not going to need to worry about them for much longer.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Doesnt fucking work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

THIS^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Sexting the secretary again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

what can I say I dig 50 year old black women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

youtu.be/nyvBN3fCNAI
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I might go for a pint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I have a pint
And the sunshine a nice view of the Thames and london eye
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

+ and no job...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Takes one to know one ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I do have a job,
just not a permanent full time one :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

yeah, thanks for the invite, neighbour ape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Tattersall castle for the next 30 mins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

too late was the cry
vital ingredient at 2pm for me, then eat it at my desk.

tell you what, we can go there and celebrate the second mini ape, when it arrives.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)