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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me, that Nick Grimshaw is a cunt.
Like a falsely upbeat Manc GayJason. What other b3tans can be unfairly and cruelly likened to unpopular celebrities?

Bonus points to anyone posting *that* Dozer pic and getting it on the populol page.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:52, 99 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
best stepping ever

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:53, Reply)
Morning.. What picture is that?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:54, Reply)
me balls deep in YM as YW watches and diddles herself

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:56, Reply)
Oh yes.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)
we've all been there

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)
Alright Dr Fingerbum.
I reckon you oughtta hold a once-a-week Internet Surgery on here. For LOLs.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)
Surgery is now open. Please consult me :).

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)
IN A NEW THREAD
:(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Yeah trying to steal your thunder what a prick

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Al = any celebrity who is a cunt.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)
Therefore, any celebrity who is a cunt = Al
Which is harsh on celebrities I feel, even if they are cunts.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:11, Reply)
^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:13, Reply)
captain placid = Dave Lee Travis

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:13, Reply)
'Never touched those kids, honest the court said so'?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Hey leave DLT alone
He was just a cuddly person and if during one of his "cuddles" he accidentally and without malice slipped a finger up your bum it didn't really happen as he was just giving you a cuddle
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:18, Reply)
haha!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:21, Reply)
well, it's more the opportunistic groping and wandering hands, plus the pomposity
Poor grandmasterfluffles :'(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:19, Reply)
at least people turned up to meet him, eh??
EH?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
I had beers with a b3tan on Friday.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Facetiming Gonz in a pub at opposite ends of the country really doesn't count.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Better than him facesitting you at opposite ends of YM

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)
no no, actual real life beers

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Yeah, yeah and I suppose "mrs dozer" was there and all

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
no, she doesn't exist so she wasn't there

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:48, Reply)
I'd like to hear more about this.
I'm sure that, just like Vinegar Strokes he's entirely innocent.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Battered = Herve Villechaize
DBT - Dr Christian
Swipe - Carrot Top
Dozer - Loyd Grossman
etc
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)
Morning minions
I ironed 5 shirts and 2 sheets while watching an excellent program on the Plantagenets last night

Rock and roll
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:33, Reply)
I hope they bury Richard III in York.
Under a car park.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Careful dozer that was almost funny

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
hey, we need all the help with tourism that we can get

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)
You've frequently described tourists as horribly common, though?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)
yer
I was being facetious up there.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
That's like hitler calling Nigel farage "a bit racist"

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Tangiers would be the lead singer from Mumford and sons

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)
you would be the singer from Keane

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
You would be jay from 5ive

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I'm Donnie from nkotb

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
you spelt knob wrong....

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
no, I didn't

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Get fucked

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
the short lived tech house act?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Relax little lion man

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Which dozer pic? The 'shit' one?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Yup
www.flickr.com/search/?q=plumdozer
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I think he is actually pulling a 'duck face' like some ropey bint

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)
It's a post-ironic comment on the banality of the digital age
Or sutin
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
It's a 33 year old man child with vanity issues and ridiculous piercings

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

3 4
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
i wonder how long it took him to match his sids to his sweatshirt

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
They're quite ginger, aren't they?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
i'm more bothered by the rizlas
nothing says cheapskate cunt like rollies. although of course they may well not be dozer's
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
They look like they're on top of a packet of cigarettes, so they're probably for other smoking purposes

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I prefer the taste of rollies

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I prefer the taste of your mum

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Must taste a bit off by now

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
not my rizlas
When I smoked it was marlboro lights or B&H.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This photo needs more al style embellishment

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
nah, there's enough cunt in there already...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Yeah, I considered that, but it's protected so you can't* download it (I think)
*I can't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Screen grab then crop.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Ah yeah
Couldn't really be bothered.
Who wants to see a picture of Nakers covered in cock?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
His voice annoys me.
I only live a one-song-in-the-car distance from work so I stick to CDs these days rather than DJ waffle and half of 'All Together Now' by The Farm (which I keep hearing a lot lately)

I always thought Monty(RIP) sometimes attained a level of wit and badinage akin to famed radio personality Christian "The OC" O'Connell.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Why don't you just walk to work?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I get a lift in and walk back
If I walked in I'd be all smelly in work.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Does walking make you shit yourself?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Of course
You should see the scary fuckers wandering the streets round here in the morning. None of your fancy-dan-toothless-asian-gob-jobbers you get in the big city. They're a different breed here.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Where is here? The City of Dis?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Sunny Corby, former steeltown and patchwork scumquilt of middle-ish England.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
i've been to dis
it was fairly dismal
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Montyoofs

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Just testing to see if he was lurking or sutin

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
He can't be
That's like his ultimate insult
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)
He could just be fuming staring at the screen
like a cut price chompy, fingers itching to log back in
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
That would have provoked a response

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I believe you all to be as vapid as Jade Goody.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Jason is as bald as her and all

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
But not as bright

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Why are you listening to Radio 1 anyway?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)
He wants to hear more of your toe tapping tunes Marcus

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Christ, do they play the trust fund worzels on R1?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Yep, loads
Have you not been getting your royalty cheques?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
We did get a royalty payment from the BBC acksherly
Not by cheque though
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
How much do you get per play? Genuinely interested

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I think we got around 50 quid, but I believe it varies depending on who plays it, when, where, etc.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I like this

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
He really is
Its like R1 are trying to get the most annoying people to present on the morning show

sportscow = Ravi Shankar
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I have had, successively -
Paul from The Wonder Years
Woody Allen
Will Self
Christopher Eccleston.

But then you know what they say "If you eavesdrop on others, Dozer is a prick."
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
So you are some sort of Northern Jew cunt?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I am NOT Northern!
Or Jewish.

But I vaguely look it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
battered = troy verne, but only when he is doing his angry biting bit as mini-me
baked ape = lloyd grossman
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
What?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
i imagine that's how you sound

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)


(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)
office lol

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

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