Fuck me, that Nick Grimshaw is a cunt.
Like a falsely upbeat Manc GayJason. What other b3tans can be unfairly and cruelly likened to unpopular celebrities?

Bonus points to anyone posting *that* Dozer pic and getting it on the populol page.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:52, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

best stepping ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:53, Reply)

Morning.. What picture is that?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:54, Reply)

me balls deep in YM as YW watches and diddles herself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:56, Reply)

Oh yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)

we've all been there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)

Alright Dr Fingerbum.
I reckon you oughtta hold a once-a-week Internet Surgery on here. For LOLs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)

Surgery is now open. Please consult me :).

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)

IN A NEW THREAD
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Yeah trying to steal your thunder what a prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)

Al = any celebrity who is a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)

Therefore, any celebrity who is a cunt = Al
Which is harsh on celebrities I feel, even if they are cunts.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:11, Reply)

^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:13, Reply)

captain placid = Dave Lee Travis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:13, Reply)

'Never touched those kids, honest the court said so'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Hey leave DLT alone
He was just a cuddly person and if during one of his "cuddles" he accidentally and without malice slipped a finger up your bum it didn't really happen as he was just giving you a cuddle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:18, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:21, Reply)

well, it's more the opportunistic groping and wandering hands, plus the pomposity
Poor grandmasterfluffles :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:19, Reply)

at least people turned up to meet him, eh??
EH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)

I had beers with a b3tan on Friday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Facetiming Gonz in a pub at opposite ends of the country really doesn't count.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Better than him facesitting you at opposite ends of YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)

no no, actual real life beers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Yeah, yeah and I suppose "mrs dozer" was there and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)

no, she doesn't exist so she wasn't there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:48, Reply)

I'd like to hear more about this.
I'm sure that, just like Vinegar Strokes he's entirely innocent.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Battered = Herve Villechaize
DBT - Dr Christian
Swipe - Carrot Top
Dozer - Loyd Grossman
etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)

Morning minions
I ironed 5 shirts and 2 sheets while watching an excellent program on the Plantagenets last night

Rock and roll
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:33, Reply)

I hope they bury Richard III in York.
Under a car park.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Careful dozer that was almost funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

hey, we need all the help with tourism that we can get

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)

You've frequently described tourists as horribly common, though?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)

yer
I was being facetious up there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

That's like hitler calling Nigel farage "a bit racist"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Tangiers would be the lead singer from Mumford and sons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)

you would be the singer from Keane

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)

You would be jay from 5ive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

I'm Donnie from nkotb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)

you spelt knob wrong....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

no, I didn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Get fucked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)

the short lived tech house act?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Relax little lion man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)

Which dozer pic? The 'shit' one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)

Yup
www.flickr.com/search/?q=plumdozer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I think he is actually pulling a 'duck face' like some ropey bint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

It's a post-ironic comment on the banality of the digital age
Or sutin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

It's a 33 year old man child with vanity issues and ridiculous piercings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

3 4
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

i wonder how long it took him to match his sids to his sweatshirt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

They're quite ginger, aren't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

i'm more bothered by the rizlas
nothing says cheapskate cunt like rollies. although of course they may well not be dozer's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

They look like they're on top of a packet of cigarettes, so they're probably for other smoking purposes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I prefer the taste of rollies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I prefer the taste of your mum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Must taste a bit off by now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

not my rizlas
When I smoked it was marlboro lights or B&H.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

This photo needs more al style embellishment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

nah, there's enough cunt in there already...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Yeah, I considered that, but it's protected so you can't* download it (I think)
*I can't
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Screen grab then crop.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Ah yeah
Couldn't really be bothered.
Who wants to see a picture of Nakers covered in cock?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

His voice annoys me.
I only live a one-song-in-the-car distance from work so I stick to CDs these days rather than DJ waffle and half of 'All Together Now' by The Farm (which I keep hearing a lot lately)

I always thought Monty(RIP) sometimes attained a level of wit and badinage akin to famed radio personality Christian "The OC" O'Connell.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Why don't you just walk to work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)

I get a lift in and walk back
If I walked in I'd be all smelly in work.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Does walking make you shit yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Of course
You should see the scary fuckers wandering the streets round here in the morning. None of your fancy-dan-toothless-asian-gob-jobbers you get in the big city. They're a different breed here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Where is here? The City of Dis?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Sunny Corby, former steeltown and patchwork scumquilt of middle-ish England.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

i've been to dis
it was fairly dismal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Montyoofs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Just testing to see if he was lurking or sutin

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

He can't be
That's like his ultimate insult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

He could just be fuming staring at the screen
like a cut price chompy, fingers itching to log back in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

That would have provoked a response

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I believe you all to be as vapid as Jade Goody.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Jason is as bald as her and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)

But not as bright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Why are you listening to Radio 1 anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

He wants to hear more of your toe tapping tunes Marcus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Christ, do they play the trust fund worzels on R1?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Yep, loads
Have you not been getting your royalty cheques?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

We did get a royalty payment from the BBC acksherly
Not by cheque though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

How much do you get per play? Genuinely interested

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I think we got around 50 quid, but I believe it varies depending on who plays it, when, where, etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

He really is
Its like R1 are trying to get the most annoying people to present on the morning show

sportscow = Ravi Shankar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I have had, successively -
Paul from The Wonder Years
Woody Allen
Will Self
Christopher Eccleston.

But then you know what they say "If you eavesdrop on others, Dozer is a prick."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

So you are some sort of Northern Jew cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I am NOT Northern!
Or Jewish.

But I vaguely look it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

battered = troy verne, but only when he is doing his angry biting bit as mini-me
baked ape = lloyd grossman
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

What?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

i imagine that's how you sound

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)